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Plans for Future Planetary Evacuation to Ensure Denizen Safety Prior to Eradication of Enemy Forces

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Topic Starter
keremaru
Hey there, Kere here. As a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" Cross-Supercluster Task Force Alliance, I have spoken to Presidentially Royal OT Scientist Abraker, and been granted permission to relocate the safe haven, OT!Bunker, onto my personal ship, the "Passion Orange Guava" - thus providing the highest priority of safety, entertainment, and commanding power of my multi-Railjack armada: The "Galactic Enterprise of inteRsupercluSter protection". This is to give fellow denizens of OT the utmost possible safety that they will potentially need, as well as ensure that they won't even realize the terror of annihilation that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is inflicting on our world. As well as offering business opportunities within its hallways and cabinets, the Passion Orange Guava has almost every known beverage, food and otherwise known to our discovered universe!

Afraid of potential alien invasion? No worries! Every verified denizen/personnel has their very own permanently secured, nondetachable verification band which covers its wearer with a lightweight, single-atom gel that blocks the extremely precise laser doors that our hallways feature! These bands also automatically clean skin underneath it when detecting water, to prevent skin contamination! These verification bands are synergistic with our hallway doors, which are augmented with the aforementioned lasers that melt aliens and/or trespassers alike! There is NO way anyone other than you and your friends can get through that door without this band! And to make it even MORE difficult for a certain individual to be able to get through these safeguards, we entrust our hitscan auto-aim robots to handing out these bands to our denizens, built-in with a face/voice/blood-recognition technology to prevent any AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH clones from being able to sneak onto the Passion Orange Guava! So why are you still worrying about AHHHHHHHHHHHHH getting on my ship? Sign up below today!
abraker
Kere, I will need to correct you and say that Tad is a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" alliance too. We both interviewed owo birb if you don't remember...
haha i rolypoly
personally im chilin in the reimu hakurei shrine im good hope you get killed o[ut their soldier
Corne2Plum3
TACTICAL NUKE, IT COMING!
Topic Starter
keremaru

abraker wrote:

Kere, I will need to correct you and say that Tad is a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" alliance too. We both interviewed owo birb if you don't remember...
Oh yeah. Fixed.

click squares wrote:

personally im chilin in the reimu hakurei shrine im good hope you get killed o[ut their soldier
Thanks, but I'm immortal. In every practical definition of the word. If anything, I'd like to see someone kill me. Then, and only then, will I be impressed.
But yeah, the only way I think I'll die is at the heat death of the universe.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

TACTICAL NUKE, IT COMING!
Oh yeah no. Nukes aren't in my arsenal because I have more devastating weapons. But if people made nukes as drastic as I hear they are, then I might add them.
Topic Starter
keremaru
Denizens, make sure you sign up before the war starts! If not, I'll have to consider posts in this thread as registrations!
ColdTooth
am dummy pix
Winnyace
can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
Winnyace

keremaru wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
thank you sir.
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
thank you sir.
Of course.

ColdTooth wrote:

am dummy pix
is oke; am dummy tu, i gaid felo teno
Nuuskamuikkunen
Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
Topic Starter
keremaru

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
Nuuskamuikkunen

keremaru wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
Topic Starter
keremaru

eblf2013 wrote:

keremaru wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
Oh yeahhhh.

Feel free to sign for obligatory residency on the Passion Orange Guava here!
As my great, great, great grandma always says, "Pke tupute ib toj, atp toj ib ykaye." - The future is now, and space is the now.
Topic Starter
keremaru
I'll be listing registrants who have successfully filled out the papers to board my ship, the Passion Orange Guava.
Starting our list:
✦ Presidential OT!Scientist abraker has signed his name on the registry list! ✦
You don't want to be in the OT!nexus when alliance-based destructive obliteration enforced by the OT!President is underway!
Please, sign your papers!
q9za
Do you have plans on colonizing Mars?
Ashton
What the hell is this
q9za

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
I think they are recruiting people to increase their manpower and achieve world domination.
Topic Starter
keremaru

q9za wrote:

Do you have plans on colonizing Mars?
Oh please, I don't have any plans on colonizing Mars!
I already have. Yukk ot pkap, Jtiteet ykustaj.

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
This is purely a registration sheet where you can sign up to seek refuge from the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Civil Celestial War aboard my ship, the Passion Orange Guava! You can sign here!

q9za wrote:

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
I think they are recruiting people to increase their manpower and achieve world domination.
Now why would I seek to conquer an intelligent planet when I already have taken passive command over totalitarian-like governing worlds? I have no interest in OT as a conquering target!
q9za
This is great, I'd like to join your fleet. Actually, I will right now. After all I also want to survive, not be a disposable number in the wars.
Topic Starter
keremaru

q9za wrote:

This is great, I'd like to join your fleet. Actually, I will right now. After all I also want to survive, not be a disposable number in the wars.
Great! We also have passion orange guava (better known as POG) aboard the Passion Orange Guava, though I feel that I've mentioned that. Yuketypeppat flavor, if I must admit.
Tad Fibonacci
Exploring other planets is cool.

But you know what is also cool?
Voting for your favorite candidate in the OT Parliament election of course!
You can read more on how to do that here: community/forums/topics/1105901?n=1

Lights
Hi id like to board the space ship
q9za

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
Topic Starter
keremaru
[centre]

List of successful registrants:

✦ Denizen eblf2013 has signed his name on the registrant list! ✦
✦ Denizen q9za has signed their name on the registrant list! ✦
And, finally... This has taken a significant amount of careful consideration. As I do not know what this individual is referring to as association with maniacal higher demon AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I cannot risk the otherwise, which consists of potential sunbeams potentially piercing my Railjack, as its thermal deflection layer is underneath all other protection layers. That, and my fleet is more than imperative to my battalion than thermal sundaes in the vacuum of space. With that being said, I'm more than happy to welcome this denizen aboard my ship, the Passion Orange Guava.
✦ Celestial Denizen Lights has signed her name on the registrant list! ✦

Thank you everyone! We have successfully saved 4 denizens so far. Keep the registry forms coming!
Isshiki Kaname
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Winnyace

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
Corne2Plum3
I signed
Lights

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
you gotta come with senpai >:c

I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Topic Starter
keremaru

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Of course! The Passion Orange Guava is an extremely large ship. Any chances of unplanned meetings with unprecedented individuals are extremely minuscule.

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
We have 99.9999999% of every beverage and food in the 4 nearest super-clusters! If you're looking for something on the Passion Orange Guava, it's almost guaranteed to be here.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I signed
Thank you very much! I'll review your application as soon as possible. ♥

Lights wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
you gotta come with senpai >:c

I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Please leave registry to denizen will. I don't plan on promoting forced residence aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!
Winnyace
keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Lights

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
owo i uh...

i second this request
Corne2Plum3
Can we get a plan of the bunker?
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Only if both parties file a reque--

Lights wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
owo i uh...

i second this request
Request granted. ¹Don't get rowdy, you two.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Can we get a plan of the bunker?
Sorry; the blueprint mapping is far too large to properly display on the forums.
samX500
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Topic Starter
keremaru

samX500 wrote:

I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?

Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).

How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
Welcome aboard.
TeeArctic1

keremaru wrote:

samX500 wrote:

I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?

Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).

How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
But do you have

lovely

free coffee?
q9za
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
Winnyace

q9za wrote:

Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
I drink dog
Hydreigon
i drink tea
q9za

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?
Winnyace

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
Ephemeral

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
q9za

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
Multiple personality disorder maybe

double the waifus double the fun
Meguro
if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
abraker
I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
Meguro
looks chewable
Winnyace

Meguro wrote:

if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
I didn't had vitamin gummies, but I had vitamin chocolate. I remember it being close to dark chocolate.
abraker
I hate dark chocolate
Lights
So uh. When do we board the ship? You never emailed me my boarding pass
abraker
Good question. I want to experiment on the cybernetic titan- I mean enjoy the comfort of the super advanced vessel
Nate Bait
but won't AHHHHHHHHHHHH find out about this PSA and plan on destroying the ship?
Isshiki Kaname

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
bruh
Lights

KatouMegumi wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
bruh
He makes a strong point.
q9za

Lights wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
bruh
He makes a strong point.
double the waifus double the fun
Topic Starter
keremaru
Oh my. The responses. Whew.

TeeArctic1 wrote:

keremaru wrote:

samX500 wrote:

I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?

Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).

How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
But do you have

lovely

free coffee?
We have a surplus of free 99.99999999% of

everything in the nearest four-to-six superclusters,

So feel free (just like our supplies) to try everything in our inventory out!

q9za wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
I drink dog
Fortunately, we hypocritically sell dog as beverages as well as uphold an adoption center for all breeds of any animal/creature one desires to have as a pet! So come get a dog today, beverage or otherwise!

q9za wrote:

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?
Oh ho ho, q9za! You're quite the comedian!
I can over-power the British command with the slightest flick on the safety case guarding my Galvarc trigger switch. Don't make me do it.

q9za wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
Slow down there, denizen. Aboard the Passion Orange Guava, we uphold a code of conduct, which includes a statement of passive interaction, at all times. Please try to uphold these conducts for a leisurely time aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
Pardon me, cosmetic innovator Ephemeral, Pioneer of the Ephemera. This is my ship, co-captained by the lascivious Cephalon Mila. My commandeering vessel, my rules. Now, I see that you didn't even manage to request a slot aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava. Would you please do so before listing false pretenses regarding my ship? Thank you.

Meguro wrote:

if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
We have enough medical supplies to last the next thousand millennia! Trust me, I'm extremely sure that we have these... "Vitamin gummies", that you speak of.

abraker wrote:

I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
If my Transference-based memory recovery function serves right, my Operator had those as a "young'un" as well. Tasted like chicken, he recalls saying. (Despite his outward appearance reminiscent of a female adolescent).

Lights wrote:

So uh. When do we board the ship? You never emailed me my boarding pass
You never sent me an email. In any case, if you haven't yet received a self-cleaning wrist band from one of my Operator's hit-scan auto-aim robots, they should be coming relatively soon, approximately two hours from this message. Please continue to wait for them; I appreciate your disciplined patience, denizens!

Nate Bait wrote:

but won't AHHHHHHHHHHHH find out about this PSA and plan on destroying the ship?
Oh please! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't do anything to my Railjack. If he tries, I have several millions of ways to dispose of his wretched schemes. Take my word when I say that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't going to do anything to my ship.

Lights wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
bruh
He makes a strong point.
He does. But he doesn't own the Passion Orange Guava(©), does he? Therefore, all lifeforms (disincluding AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and associates/company) are welcome aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava(©). いらっしゃいませー!
q9za
Thanks for the responses Keremaru! I appreciate you allowing me to eat dog.
Corne2Plum3
I like chocolate
Isshiki Kaname
dunno about you, but I feel safer on my private spaceship.
Topic Starter
keremaru

q9za wrote:

Thanks for the responses Keremaru! I appreciate you allowing me to eat dog.
Of course, denizen.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I like chocolate
Chocolate is available on my Railjack as well!

KatouMegumi wrote:

dunno about you, but I feel safer on my private spaceship.
We have private rooms filled with Eriri memorabilia.
Isshiki Kaname
hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Corne2Plum3

KatouMegumi wrote:

hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Why you have abreaker as pfp?
Isshiki Kaname

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Why you have abreaker as pfp?
this is Justin bieber, sir. so that abraker wouldn't download my avatar
Topic Starter
keremaru

KatouMegumi wrote:

hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
I-Impossible. abraker is dressed up as AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! Then who is the abraker who employed me in the first place?!
abraker
Keremaru, you need to chill. I have measures put in to verify my identity since the Tad's face stealing incident.
q9za
AH(...)H x Abraker
Topic Starter
keremaru

abraker wrote:

Keremaru, you need to chill. I have measures put in to verify my identity since the Tad's face stealing incident.
I require 100-vingitilimilliliter (vgtml) blood vials to ensure a successful comparison testing. Please provide samples.
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