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(April fools 2025) [IMPORTANT] To people who applied to be GMT in Off-Topic subforum, READ ASAP

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Corne2Plum3


hey, the

The GMTs application campaign 2025 staff are currently reviewing all submissions and they noticed a lot of candidates for the Off-Topic subforum.

Given the unique nature of OT! and the difficulty of moderating this place, they would like to you to do a little more to ensure you'd be the best for the job (the places are very limited, they won't take more than 1 or 2 new people for this subforum).

So, for people wanting to become an OT! moderators, we're asking you to answer the following questions, on this thread (yes, it's public). Please follow the instructions otherwise you'll be rejected!

  1. Why do you want to moderate the Off-Topic subforum? What are your motivations? (400 words minimum)
  2. What is making you different from others candidates? Why choosing you (350 words minimum)
  3. Someone makes a thread insulting you? What do you do? (write your action clearly)
  4. Are you a member of any terrorist organization? (yes or no)
  5. If you're accepted, will you accept to give your body, your soul and lose all of your moral rights to peppy? (yes or no)
  6. Calculate this integral:

  7. Tell us something funny (if it's not you'll be never accepted)
  8. Post one (1) picture describing the OT! community, according to you (ensure to respect the forum rules)
  9. Write the text in this image: (without spaces)

The deadline is 48 hours following the release of this thread. If you don't submit on time, you're application will be DENIED.

- The osu! team
Patatitta
1- I don't, i'm being forced at gunpoint to write this, now for the word requirement

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2- I don't think anyone else is being held at gunpoint

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3- open their skull ("metaphorically")

4- I am not but the guy behind me is

5- no

6- a number more than 1

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8-

9- 4bR4k3r
ColdTooth
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Ymir
ich bin jorking it, vas ist it? ich just say, mein peijnits?
Polyspora
You already know who wrote 6 lol
Polyspora

Ymir wrote:

ich bin jorking it, vas ist it? ich just say, mein peijnits?
Vera pelle!
Karmine

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
Polyspora

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
Karmine

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.
Ah.
Scyla
Why do you want to moderate the Off-Topic subforum? What are your motivations?
OT is my lifesaver, I will do anything for OT! if I fail to become one, I'll use geass to control a GMT and become a ruling party from behind to feel relevant here *400

What is making you different from others candidates? Why choosing you
I am someone who dance between heaven and hell, I am a war veteran, I know everything *400

Someone makes a thread insulting you? What do you do?
I feel only pity to people here who insults others and insults have no effect on me, also they must have a pretty hard life (real life) that's why they resort to toxicity here to feel good. Poor people *400

Are you a member of any terrorist organization?
I am a part of an organization that terrorizes 7/11's hotdogs, they call us the Obese Gang, we eat a lot of hotdogs and fast foods. Our pretty bad shape bodies scares kids. We also smell that's why girls avoids us. In times of food shortage, we are safe tho

If you're accepted, will you accept to give your body, your soul and lose all of your moral rights to peppy?
yes

Calculate this integral:
the answer is i love you so much

Tell us something funny
your life

Post one (1) picture describing the OT! community, according to you


Write the text in this image:
4br4k3r
abraker

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
- Marco -
  1. Why do you want to moderate the Off-Topic subforum? What are your motivations? (400 words minimum)
    I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or feelings; I can only provide information based on patterns in the data I was trained on.
  2. What is making you different from others candidates? Why choosing you (350 words minimum)
    I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the ability to recall specific personal data or information about individuals.
  3. Someone makes a thread insulting you? What do you do? (write your action clearly)
    I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I must follow ethical guidelines, and I cannot engage in harmful, malicious, or offensive behavior.
  4. Are you a member of any terrorist organization? (yes or no)
    I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have consciousness or self-awareness. I'm simply a program designed to process and generate human-like text.
  5. If you're accepted, will you accept to give your body, your soul and lose all of your moral rights to peppy? (yes or no)
    I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have access to real-time information or updates beyond my last training data in September 2021.
  6. Calculate this integral:


    727
  7. Tell us something funny (if it's not you'll be never accepted)
    You
  8. Post one (1) picture describing the OT! community, according to you (ensure to respect the forum rules)
  9. Write the text in this image: (without spaces)

Polyspora

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
Polyspora
Oh, 727 joke it’s corne gg
Karmine

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
- Marco -

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
its not possible, it says osuteam at the bottom of the post
Polyspora
Can we just exile corne
ShinRun
1. 我们都对爱情不陌生 你知道规矩我也知道 我打算完全地委身 你不会从任何别的男人得到
2. 我只想要告诉你我的感受 一定要让你明白
3. 绝对不会放弃你 绝不会对不起你 绝对不会乱跑然后抛下你
4. 绝对不会让你哭 绝不会与你告别 绝对不会说谎然后伤害你
5. 我们都认识那么久 你的心一直渴望却不好意思说 我们心里都知道发生什么事 我们明白游戏规则也要照着玩
6. 而如果你问我感觉如何 别告诉我你盲目得看不见
7. 放弃你,放弃你 绝对不会,绝对不会 放弃你 绝对不会,绝对不会 放弃你
8. 我们都认识那么久 你的心一直渴望却不好意思说 我们心里都知道发生什么事 我们明白游戏规则也要照着玩 我只想要告诉你我的感受
9. 一定要让你明白
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

Polyspora wrote:

Can we just exile corne
Sure
Karmine

- Marco - wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
its not possible, it says osuteam at the bottom of the post
But it wasn't posted by the official account.
- Marco -

Karmine wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
its not possible, it says osuteam at the bottom of the post
But it wasn't posted by the official account.
they forgor
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

- Marco - wrote:

Karmine wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

You already know who wrote 6 lol
The same person who wrote all the others?
No.

I think it should be pretty clear that this thread was made in a group chat for shit and giggles in April fools.
The answer might surprise you! No it will, for real, even I am surprised!
There is no way it’s not you
It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
its not possible, it says osuteam at the bottom of the post
But it wasn't posted by the official account.
they forgor
z0z
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
aki
1) its been my dream ever since i was little to moderate off topic. and i dont mean this morning. I want to grow strong bonds with my fellow mindless drones of which the world has never perceived before. as my mother use to tell me when i was small (again, not just this morning), "When the horizon burns, the sky remembers the taste of gravity". I hold this with me as well as the souls of those i wronged, especially after the incident at the orphanage. For what is the purpose of moderation? to be shackled, or to hold the power of the shackles themselves? nay, i say! Tools of the craft, we use to enforce and proudly impose restrictions based off of meaningless DRIVEL, albeit intention and well mannered drivel nonetheless. The waves of life that pound away at our existence, the threads of life that bound and connect us together as all living creatures, are we not simply the moderators of our own and others life? to be in a position to take ones power away, but also to give life and meaning to those around us, even including our very selves. we are, in theory and in practice, chicks due for slaughter. as we ride this conveyer towards our doom and demise, throughout this factory of life, preparing for the grinder of our physical bodies, is it improper? to moderate others, and ourselves, even though we have this overwhelming power of free will? to pursue a sense of normalcy is to reduce the amount of freedom for others, being a human equivalent of a broiler, yet we are not only okay with it, but in fact we strive to attain that power of further restriction. as moderators, it's almost as if we are ushering and preaching to those on that same conveyer to accept their fate, and even in some cases, motivate them to start running themselves. for what purpose do we maintain this cycle of despair? nonetheless, we carry on. for that is all we really can do in the end, accept fate... or do we? what if there is a way to break free? from these shackles. the monotonous parable of reality and enforced meaningless self destruction? will God sing to us as his creations still? or would be nevertheless be a mockery of the very true essence of existence, as those who saught more, as being a member of the Global Moderation Team Off Topic Subforum?
2) idk lol
3) probs ban them i think idk depends if i really care or not
4) nah not yet
5) sure
6) ∫₀² ∫₅⁷ x² + y dx dy
∫₅⁷ x² + y dx = 2y + 218/3
= ∫₀² (2y + 218/3)dy = 448/3
448/3 or 149 1/3
7) there is nothing funny in life. frankly life itself is meaningless. there's nothing to joke about. there's nothing to laugh about. I don't even have a reason to smile anymore. I miss my life. my kids. my wife... im sorry. i need a moment.
8)
9) We have encountered an error. Please try again later.
- Marco -
it's 2nd April and the post is still up, it means that it's real
Kobold84

- Marco - wrote:

it's 2nd April and the post is still up, it means that it's real
It was half real.
Jun Maeda

Kobold84 wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

it's 2nd April and the post is still up, it means that it's real
It was half real.
I can only approve the real one which was the newspost!
Stefan
I could have done a worse shitpost!
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

Karmine wrote:

I should have asked for the osu! team account...

Yes it was an april fool and thus a fake. Excepted more people to submit answers too.

It looks to me like it's just Corne who did the entire thing on his own.
Yes, I did the whole thing alone and I didn't tell anyone else about it.


Polyspora wrote:

Oh, 727 joke it’s corne gg
The result of the integral isn't 727. I didn't wrote it myself, I searched "exercices integrals" on the internet and took this one.

Serraionga
"april fools" is an amusing concept considering some of you are fools every single day of the year
Ymir
Serraionga is speaking.
Serraionga
shut up you vertically challenged schtump
Ymir
watch your tone spaghetti-whore
ShinRun
The mentally challenged vs vertically challenged
Ymir
And now comes the racially challenged.
Jun Maeda
I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals
Serraionga

ShinRun wrote:

The mentally challenged vs vertically challenged
you're giving my australian footstool too much credit if you think he can't be both

also how dare you insult my intelligence you harlot. You are but a brown marmorated stink bug.

Serraionga

Jun Maeda wrote:

I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals
I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals.
ShinRun

Serraionga wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

The mentally challenged vs vertically challenged
you're giving my australian footstool too much credit if you think he can't be both

also how dare you insult my intelligence you harlot. You are but a brown marmorated stink bug.

Yes king
- Marco -

Jun Maeda wrote:

I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals
Jun Maeda

Serraionga wrote:

Jun Maeda wrote:

I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals
I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals.
Good old times, i remember it was the best quote ever
aki

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Oh, 727 joke it’s corne gg
The result of the integral isn't 727. I didn't wrote it myself, I searched "exercices integrals" on the internet and took this one.

W we take those ill be expecting my GMT invitation in the mail within 5-7 business days
Polyspora

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
BluePyTheDeer_
*answers and gives answers telepathically*
Ashton

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
I didnt know ymir was a blasian baddie
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
How tf did the thread derailled like this?
Polyspora

Ashton wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
I didnt know ymir was a blasian baddie
He is!
ShinRun

Polyspora wrote:

Ashton wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
I didnt know ymir was a blasian baddie
He is!
YMIR IS A
Polyspora

ShinRun wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Ashton wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
I didnt know ymir was a blasian baddie
He is!
YMIR IS A
NINJA
Ymir

Polyspora wrote:

Ymir wrote:

And now comes the racially challenged.
You’re Asian AND black

The fuck you talking about
Julio hurry up I'm still waiting on my taco por favor
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