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OT vs God: Part 2

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abraker
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- INTRO -




FEAST YOUR EYES IT IS I AGAIN! THE ALL OiMnNItPhOiTsENtTh GrOeDa!d After seeing your performance with the golden door I had to undergo therapy to cleanse myself of the memories witnessing all that. Feels great not remembering any of it at all! Now let me see, I have this note written by your's holy. Ahem, and I apologize for the pre-therapy language,

Ya'll fucking animals. Each one and last of you. Have any of you hear of chivalry? Holding a door for a fair maiden? No? Sinful savages. Those in the white room. Congratz, you dumbfucks abused the graditude of those who sacrificed themselves for you. The CERTAIN vile retarded charred pile of assinine lack of fucking excuse for a bottom that decides in their so limitedly infinitesimal dirt of a mind to force upon my beloved holy door and reproduce their filth upon it deserve a fate faaar worse than the fucking hell. Unfortunately there is nothing worse that hell, but know it has now been requested that it be provided something so worse it would make hell shine like heaven.
Wow so ungodly! S0-

Suddenly all of us in the light room hear a large boom from behind the door. In fact it was so loud it was almost deafening even through the solid thick door.

Aaaand that was time! What a God-tier bang!

The door opens to reveal a truly horrid scene

-- HERETIC Behrauder HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Ymir HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Corne2Plum3 HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC keremaru HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Manishh HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Nuuskamuikkunen HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC - Marco - HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Asian Warlord HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC Hydreigon HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC MrMcMikey22 HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC ColdTooth HAS DIED --

-- HERETIC burgernfat HAS DIED --


But there was also something unexpected... among the charred remains of what were people are 6 animals: A dog, a chicken, a pig, a goat, a sheep, and a mouse.

Attention sinners of all distastes, ATTENTION! Presented in front of you are animals who had some decency to hold the door open for you:

- Kobold84 the goat
- Ashton the chicken
- KatouMegumi the dog
- her everything the pig
- Lapizote the sheep
- Bridget Enjoyer the mouse

Each animal is linked to each non animal that is present here right now in the light room. If the animal dies you die. Who's linked to who? God knows.

Attention animals, ATTENTION! If your linked soul dies before you do, you go to heaven! Isn't that wonderful?

- Heretics -


Alive:
  1. UPR
  2. McEndu
  3. B0ii
  4. Reyalp51
  5. z0z
  6. (animal) Kobold84
  7. (animal) Ashton
  8. (animal) KatouMegumi
  9. (animal) her everything
  10. (animal) Lapizote
  11. (animal) Bridget Enjoyer

Dead:
  1. Patatitta
  2. Wimpy Cursed
  3. Behrauder
  4. Ymir
  5. Corne2Plum3
  6. keremaru
  7. Manishh
  8. Nuuskamuikkunen
  9. - Marco -
  10. Asian Warlord
  11. Hydreigon
  12. MrMcMikey22
  13. ColdTooth
  14. burgernfat

- CHALLENGE 2 -


You are in a featureless white ethereal room. In the center of the room is a box. It's a plain looking normal looking cardboard. Who knows what can be inside?




Actions:

  • 1. Only one of you can ask God for a favor. God shall answer no questions.

    2. Non animals can perform any number of actions

    3. Animals can perform any number of only the following actions: Cry (bark, squeek, ...), walk, push anything in the light room.
- Marco -
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- Marco -
I PUT ALL MY LIFE ON A WOMAN, IS THAT NOT ENOUGHT CHIVALRY? WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF GOD SUPPORT LINE?
Reyalp51
962 posts
Joined April 2021
Reyalp51
i kiss all animals
BluePyTheWDeer_
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Joined March 2024
BluePyTheWDeer_
what happened to Corne?
B0ii
591 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

- Marco - wrote:

I PUT ALL MY LIFE ON A WOMAN, IS THAT NOT ENOUGHT CHIVALRY? WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF GOD SUPPORT LINE?
nice guys in a nutshell
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Lapizote
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Joined January 2016
Lapizote
3. baaaaaaaaaaah

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
<3
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Kobold84
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Kobold84

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.
B0ii
591 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
search my pockets to see what I took from Wimpy Cursed earlier
Ashton
1,978 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
3. Make chicken sounds
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
FOR REAL I ASKED TO PASS THROUGH THE DOOR BEFORE THE COOLDOWN
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
"No way I fucking died!" says the ghastly pix. They couldn't even find their body, but in true disrespect has decided to do one thing that no other ghost could do.

Haunt.

For the entire rest of this campaign for every denizen versus a single omnipotent god, this... -abraker- shall know this Vulpix's wrath by haunting him. Gods can be paranoid, and all of the other ghosts simply... shrug it off, probably having their own thing to do in their afterlife like watch good movies, or playing videogames.

The first task this haunted specimen will do is to put up posters that abraker's images are about as broken as a Tesla Truck after it is exposed to a single ounce of water. He shall shake in fear as his entire room around his computer will be plastered over with these broken images.
abraker
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abraker

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
You walk up to the animals blessing each one with your kiss.

Lapizote wrote:

3. baaaaaaaaaaah

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
<3
The sheep feels very blessed by Reyalp51's kiss

Ashton wrote:

3. Make chicken sounds
The chicken responds to Reyalp51's kiss by flustering all over

Kobold84 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.

B0ii wrote:

search my pockets to see what I took from Wimpy Cursed earlier
You go through the pockets of the severed body half to find some sort of thin rubbery object. It can carry maybe a few small objects, but it does stretch greatly, so perhaps more.
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Damnit, it didn't work... uhh... I'll just... steal his orange juice, see y'all later.
Kobold84
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Kobold84

abraker wrote:

Kobold84 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.
But I'm a goat…
abraker
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abraker

Kobold84 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Kobold84 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.
But I'm a goat…
Oh good heavens, it seems I mistook a goat for a dog! Yes, the two do look very similar from a distance.
z0z
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z0z
2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language
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McEndu
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McEndu
search this side of the door for any decipherable text
McEndu
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McEndu
And also...

1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.

I think this would be useful?
Bridget Enjoyer
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Joined August 2018
Bridget Enjoyer
squeek squeek

z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
there's 6 animals so either one animal is unlinked or two animals are linked to one person

abraker wrote:

Kobold84 wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

i kiss all animals
Is this why we became animals?

I push the box and turn it over.
The dog, trying to avoid Reyalp51's kiss runs into the box and pushes it over. The dog got a kiss anyways, but it seems there was some kind of hole hidden underneath the box. It is just barely wide enough to accomodate person fit in nature, walls bare and shiny, and goes straight down.
damn i'm too big to fit
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abraker
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abraker

z0z wrote:

2. push box with hoof to feel the weight and also pet or hug every animal, depends on their body language
You push the box and it moves a bit. It made a clean sound against the polished floor. It's maybe 20 units in weight, maybe 25. You then go chasing after each animal. The sheep's wool is.. wooly. The chicken is feathering. The dog is hairy. The pig slaps. The sheep, like the goat wooly. Finally,

Bridget Enjoyer wrote:

squeek squeek

The mouse taunts you as you chase to pet to it

McEndu wrote:

search this side of the door for any decipherable text
The area where the door would be appears to be smoothly flush with the walling. It's like one of this precision cut blocks of metal, it's like the door isn't even there! The only thing that does give it away is the bloody stains from Wimpy Cursed's corpse.

McEndu wrote:

And also...

1. A device that can see through the box and reveal its contents.

I think this would be useful?
Do, you on the behalf of everyone else, what me to do you a favor and give such a device?
B0ii
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B0ii
caress the box for some reason
McEndu
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McEndu
Actually I won't

2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole

also 20 or 25 units is notably vague
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abraker
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abraker

B0ii wrote:

caress the box for some reason
You go up to the box and look at it. The box lays there. You come closer to it. The box appears to intensify its boxiness. You then caress the box. The box makes a scratchy sound. This is a very delicate moment for the box...

McEndu wrote:

Actually I won't

2. turn the box opening sideways and put Bridget Enjoyer in the box
Dumbfounded by B0ii's dynamic with the box, you hunt down the mouse, beating z0z at capturing the little creature. Going up to B0ii, who is caressing the box for reasons known only to him and God, you shove him aside, put the box on its side and put the mouse in the box. Quite notably tho, there was an audible shuffle of materials in the box as you turned it on its side.

z0z wrote:

2. stop chasing the rat and look down the hole

also 20 or 25 units is notably vague
Seeing how easily McEndu caught the mouse, you simply give up. Curious about the revealed hole, you go to take a look at it. It's very dark down there, you can't see where it ends.
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Ashton
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Ashton
3 peck at box? (If I can)
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole
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keremaru
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keremaru
this thread has spread heavily falsified misinformation
i'm not dead, i'm spectating
i've been spectating this entire time

there is a drastic difference and you should know this abraker
McEndu
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McEndu
@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3

McEndu wrote:

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
fire
McEndu
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Joined March 2019
McEndu
2. try to find text on the box
Lapizote
117 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole

to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course
Bridget Enjoyer
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Joined August 2018
Bridget Enjoyer

McEndu wrote:

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
squeek squeek

*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper
abraker
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abraker

Ashton wrote:

3 peck at box? (If I can)
You peck at the box for a bit. There is an awful a lot of squeaking coming from it.

McEndu wrote:

2. try to find text on the box
You examine the box for text as the chicken pecks away at it, but it appears to be a plain brown featureless cardboard box

z0z wrote:

2. check for any items on me, if i have a flashlight, turn it on and point it down the hole
You check for items on you, but unfortunately none are to be found. The suddenly...

Lapizote wrote:

3. nudge the nearest person towards the hole

to the best of a sheep's abilities, of course
You walk up to z0z, who was just peeking down the hole. He seems to be searching for something on him. You decide to give him a gentle nudge while he is not aware of your presence. He almost tripped over the hole. Luckily the hole is not wide enough for someone to fall into that easy, but is wide enough to trip over and dip their leg into while doing so

Bridget Enjoyer wrote:

McEndu wrote:

@Bridget Enjoyer What's inside the hole?
squeek squeek

*hops out the box with a pencil and pad of paper
After some commotion hearing large clacks clacks against the box, you see a chicken take a peek inside. You finally orient yourself and exit the box empty handed, trying to avoid having the chicken possibly peck you.
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z0z
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z0z
2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything
McEndu
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Joined March 2019
McEndu
2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole
Polyspora
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Polyspora
I swear at the time that skin came out I wanted to buy a samsung phone just for it, my friends would think I was so cool
McEndu
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McEndu
its strangely silent
Lapizote
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Lapizote

McEndu wrote:

its strangely silent
unfortunately i cant do much when all i can do is

3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)
B0ii
591 posts
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B0ii

McEndu wrote:

its strangely silent
Welp we don't really know what to do here

2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not
Ashton
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Joined February 2016
Ashton
3. Try to meow
abraker
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abraker

z0z wrote:

2. move away from the hole and look around the room for anything
Shocked by the push and nearly tripping over the hole, you back away from the hole. You look around the room but find nothing but some sinners and animals doing weird things.

McEndu wrote:

2. reorient the box upright then gently put the mouse into the hole
You flip the box back up, shuffling the materials inside it around. You then go after the mouse, which may take a while...

Lapizote wrote:

McEndu wrote:

its strangely silent
3. baaaaaaaaaaah (bump my head against every single non-animal to make them do something)
You cry out "baaaaaaaaaaah" while urging others to do something. UPR looks dead silent

B0ii wrote:

2. spit into the hole to see if the hole is bottomless or not
You walk up and spit into the hole to see how deep it is. . . you become tired waiting for plop after a while.

Ashton wrote:

3. Try to meow
You make chicken noises trying to say something but all that comes out is "arghgghouw" "aroughhow"
McEndu
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McEndu
@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing
Polyspora
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Polyspora
I dont understand this
McEndu
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McEndu
Other options for exploring the box (I am not doing any of these):

  1. Let a human enter.
  2. Tear it apart.
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Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself
McEndu
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McEndu

Reyalp51 wrote:

After 1 week without any signals of me being alive i suddenly pull a gun out of my ass and kill myself
WAIT NOT AGAIN WHA-

2. forcefully take the gun and throw it down the box
Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
ok then i sleep
Ashton
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Joined February 2016
Ashton

McEndu wrote:

@Ashton will you explore the hole? I will lay the box on the side for you to get in if you are willing
ARGHGGHOUW AROUGHHOW!
(yes)
McEndu
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McEndu
2. lay the box on the side, then put Ashton into the box
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