I've kidnapped Miku

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T19:38:10+00:00

and I'm holding her hostage at gunpoint
ot decides what happens to her
(if I can reasonably depict it with a photo)

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Wimpy Cursed wrote:
shoot, now

Karmine wrote:
KILL

It appears Miku is impermeable to bullets

Kobold84 wrote:
Feed her.

miku was given some apples to snack on

Kobold84 wrote:
Toss her in the air.

Manishh wrote:
Place her gently on a bed for a nap.

UPR wrote:
put her to sleep

two interpretations

Scyla wrote:
Can you place miku in a jar?

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Corne2Plum3

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Corne2Plum3 2024-04-03T19:58:32+00:00

@- Marco -

Kobold84

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Kobold84 2024-04-03T19:59:52+00:00

Feed her.

Wimpy Cursed

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Wimpy Cursed 2024-04-03T20:02:52+00:00

shoot, now

- Marco -

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- Marco - 2024-04-03T20:07:08+00:00

D:

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Polyspora

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Polyspora 2024-04-03T20:07:19+00:00

Give it to Marco

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- Marco - 2024-04-03T20:07:43+00:00

Polyspora wrote:
Give it to Marco

YES! THANKS

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Wimpy Cursed

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Wimpy Cursed 2024-04-03T20:09:16+00:00

burn her

Karmine

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Karmine 2024-04-03T20:13:29+00:00

KILL

- Marco -

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- Marco - 2024-04-03T20:32:24+00:00

Wimpy Cursed wrote:
burn her

D:

Karmine wrote:
KILL

D:

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nominomu

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nominomu 2024-04-03T20:36:33+00:00

generate a random latitude and longitude on earth, drop miku there and give the coordinates to marco

Rhythm32

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Rhythm32 2024-04-03T20:58:40+00:00

Destroy the Gun and befriend Miku.

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T21:00:46+00:00

Wimpy Cursed wrote:
shoot, now

Karmine wrote:
KILL

It appears Miku is impermeable to bullets

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boat

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boat 2024-04-03T21:06:11+00:00

Kobold84 wrote:
Feed her.

miku was given some apples to snack on

Wimpy Cursed wrote:
burn her

I haven't cleaned my oven in a good while so I honestly don't really feel like throwing the doll in to it

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- Marco -

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- Marco - 2024-04-03T21:07:54+00:00

hug her

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boat

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boat 2024-04-03T21:20:42+00:00

- Marco - wrote:
hug her

lame but there you go, the vile creature has been hugged

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Kobold84

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Kobold84 2024-04-03T21:25:42+00:00

Toss her in the air.

UPR

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UPR 2024-04-03T21:29:36+00:00

put her to sleep

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T21:30:36+00:00

Kobold84 wrote:
Toss her in the air.

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-Sundae-

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-Sundae- 2024-04-03T21:30:38+00:00

Give her a leek

Kobold84

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Kobold84 2024-04-03T21:40:09+00:00

Make her watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Manishh

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Manishh 2024-04-03T21:52:23+00:00

Place her gently on a bed for a nap.

Scyla

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Scyla 2024-04-03T21:59:26+00:00

Watch Twilight with Miku

Behrauder

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Behrauder 2024-04-03T22:01:09+00:00

~~Show us her panties.~~

‮Behrauder

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T22:02:17+00:00

Behrauder wrote:
~~Show us her panties.~~

absolutely not and I'm telling your mum

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Scyla

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Scyla 2024-04-03T22:03:46+00:00

Can you place miku in a jar?

Behrauder

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Behrauder 2024-04-03T22:03:51+00:00

boat wrote:
Behrauder wrote:
~~Show us her panties.~~
absolutely not and I'm telling your mum

So why is shooting her allowed? Shooting her is much worse!

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‮Behrauder

Wimpy Cursed

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Wimpy Cursed 2024-04-03T22:06:45+00:00

decapitate her

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T22:11:20+00:00

Manishh wrote:
Place her gently on a bed for a nap.

UPR wrote:
put her to sleep

two interpretations

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Kurboh

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Kurboh 2024-04-03T22:13:21+00:00

give miku a headpat ^^

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boat

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boat 2024-04-03T22:15:04+00:00

Scyla wrote:
Can you place miku in a jar?

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boat

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boat 2024-04-03T22:17:08+00:00

wait no is this a weird fetish thing

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Scyla

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Scyla 2024-04-03T22:18:11+00:00

boat wrote:
Scyla wrote:
Can you place miku in a jar?

This is where you'll soak her with conditioner

sametdze

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sametdze 2024-04-03T22:41:25+00:00

make her interact with train

Pyatyy Kontinent!

Wimpy Cursed

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Wimpy Cursed 2024-04-03T22:42:25+00:00

make her work a 9 to 5

boat

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boat 2024-04-03T22:46:45+00:00

sametdze wrote:
make her interact with train

I don't have any trains at hand, but I should have a volvo 240 model car in a box somewhere

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- Marco -

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- Marco - 2024-04-03T23:19:20+00:00

boat wrote:
Scyla wrote:
Can you place miku in a jar?

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sametdze

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sametdze 2024-04-03T23:55:44+00:00

boat wrote:
sametdze wrote:
make her interact with train
I don't have any trains at hand, but I should have a volvo 240 model car in a box somewhere

close enough

Pyatyy Kontinent!

- Marco -

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- Marco - 2024-04-04T00:16:56+00:00

Let her sleep with Marco

SO I CAN ACTUALLY SLEEP FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP I NEED SLEEP I NEED TO SLEEP WHY I CAN'T SLEEP OH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HER FUUUUCK LET ME FUCKING SLEEP WITH HER!!!!!!

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abraker 2024-04-04T02:44:03+00:00

we need to torture her with existential crisis

Have your miku watch the real miku perform on tv

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MangaGrumpy

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MangaGrumpy 2024-04-04T02:49:38+00:00

Watch a movie with her. Try to be acquainted

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reffty_gag

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reffty_gag 2024-04-04T03:08:11+00:00

FORCE MIKU TO PLAY OSU OR SHE WAS DIEEEEE

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Hachiman Ryouta

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Make her write an essay on 'Impact of late capitalism on global population.'

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Patatitta 2024-04-04T09:19:08+00:00

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- Marco - 2024-04-04T09:40:32+00:00

- Marco - wrote:
Let her sleep with Marco

SO I CAN ACTUALLY SLEEP FUCK I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP I NEED SLEEP I NEED TO SLEEP WHY I CAN'T SLEEP OH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HER FUUUUCK LET ME FUCKING SLEEP WITH HER!!!!!!

I took the emergency pills (when she is missing or i have to take the schizo pills)

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Reyalp51

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Reyalp51 2024-04-04T11:45:10+00:00

Let miku watch vtubers

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