cute lil bump for a cute lil thread (gmts please dont kill me)
scott
cmon mates, lets go!
gordon
aw hell yeah!
duck
woohoo!
gordon
yo, eddy. wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
bob
you shanks are morons. if pelt or flinn find you, you're schucked.
duck
bob, you suck.
*bob steps back, triggered*
bob
how dare you?
scott
someone had to tell em.
bob
oi! listen here, little lamb. i'll have you sliced and diced by sunrise if you keep this up.
scott
.. right.
edward!
*scott hits edward in the head with his foot. edward wakes up quickly.*
edward
damn it, it's bright.
duck
go figure. cmon damn it, we're freeing phillip. i've missed him.
bob
you're all gonna be dead in two weeks time, trust me.
gordon
do you ever shut up bob? look, we've been here way longer than mary's little lamb here. we're trying to give him good experiences.
scott
could you stop calling me little lamb?
gordon
nope, little lamb is your nickname now. cmon, lets get moving.
*scott, duck, edward and gordon leave the cabin, and walk towards the prison. bob stays inside fuming.*
duck
man, how far away is this damn prison? how on earth do those-
gordon
be quiet, shuckface. we don't want to wake the farmers and the guards.
duck
right.
edward
can you guys carry me?
gordon
edward, why so sleepy?
edward
long story, ok.
duck
a good story would be good for this walk.
edward
i'll tell you it all in the morning, let's just keep moving for now. *yawn*
duck
man, you're boring.
scott
the stars are rather pretty tonight..
edward
yeah, that's because we don't use much light around here. because of this, you get to see the actual night sky.
scott
cool..
gordon
well, wouldn't you look at that.
we're not too far from the slammer.. but it looks like there might be security.
edward
there's never security around this time, they only put security in when we're going through lockdown..
scott
lockdown?
edward
you're lucky you've never had to go through one. all of you are.
gordon
edward, just how long have you been here for?
edward
eh, a while.
gordon
how long is a while?
edward
i don't know. nobody ever taught me the concept of time.
gordon
that's.. sad.
*suddenly, a tall officer similar to derek storms over to the group of boys.*
the tall officer
what do you boys think you're doing?
duck
we're uhh..
gordon
just sort of, just kinda of,
edward
we were just looking for the.. thing..
duck
(whispering) what's the thing?
gordon
(whispering) leave it to the lamb.
*all of the boys glance at scott, waiting for him to make up a lie.*
scott
hmmm..
select one option..
-say, "we're just visiting!"
-say, "we got lost and we're looking for our cabin."
-say, "i have autism. they are my carers."
-say, "huh?? huh?? huh????"
-giggle like a little girl
-run away
-rizz the officer up (the officer is also a male fyi)
-say your own lie (include it in your vote)