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Conspiracy Theories

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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
Your goal is to create a crazier conspiracy theory than the person above you. Here's an example:

Person A: you believe in the moon landing? we all know it was fake
Person B: ah so you're one of those people who believes in the moon? It's clearly a projection
Person C: you seriously believe in projectors? technology is just fairy magic

Please don't get political, this is supposed to be fun.

I'll start: Birds aren't real, they're all robots
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_ralsei
62 posts
Joined February 2020
_ralsei
you believe in robots? they're just humans in metal suits
Corne2Plum3
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1,765 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

_ralsei wrote:

you believe in robots? they're just humans in metal suits
You are a robot confirmed, because your username on Youtube is TotallyRobot.
More, in a ctrl+v game you uploaded some strange line of codes.
And your signature is a "e", and what is your 5th letter of your name (if we remove the _)? The letter E. And what is the 5th letter of alphabet? E. This is a sign.
To finish, how you get so many points at Thread Necromancy game this month, but 2 months ago nobody seen you? Hmmm...

To conclude: _ralsei is a robot !!!
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Jonarwhal
1,227 posts
Joined November 2013
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Jonarwhal
yes, they are a robot, which is further confirmed by the fact that youtube YouTube isn't real and only a robot would enjoy it. Neither are videos. We just look at still pictures and use our imagination to put them into motion.
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rosewaters
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Joined December 2019
rosewaters
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Hoshimegu Mio
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Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Cars aren't real. They are human enslavements being controlled by mad scientists to get more of us controlled. Be aware.
Jonarwhal
1,227 posts
Joined November 2013
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Jonarwhal
you believe in mad scientists? they're just clowns who use fairy magic to develop medicine, research rainforests or whatever
Hoshimegu Mio
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Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
You still believe in fairy magic? They are all technologies temporarily given by aliens.
Jonarwhal
1,227 posts
Joined November 2013
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Jonarwhal
you believe in aliens? explain why we didn't find any at area 51. you can't. that's because area 51 is filled anime girls and real-life furries that scientists are hiding from us
Corne2Plum3
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Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
There is prototypes of war planes in the area 51
Lapizote
117 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

There is prototypes of war planes in the area 51
not crazy enough, that sounds realistic.

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Area 51 has a copy of Plague Inc that caused the entire pandemic in the first place. Probably.
Corne2Plum3
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Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
The Covid-19 was created by the USA government
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

The Covid-19 was created by the USA government
To create terror and they are trying to take over the world by wiping out the world population.
Lapizote
117 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
Covid-19 was created by the [Insert country here] government
Corne2Plum3
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Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Covid-19 was created by Apple to make the confinement, and beause people cannot go outside, then they buy Apple products.
It's possible because Apple is the most powerful company in the world.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Covid-19 was created by Apple to make the confinement, and beause people cannot go outside, then they buy Apple products.
It's possible because Apple is the most powerful company in the world.
No, the US government told them to do that.
Jonarwhal
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Joined November 2013
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
you seriously believe in apple devices? consider this: they're a device used to get us addicted to the internet so that we never do anything useful again. this will prevent society from making any meaningful progress since, while we ware distracted by our iphones and whatnot, those who make them are busy hiding their plans to colonize the moon and enslave us. How do I know this? try taking a bite into an apple device. it doesn't taste like apple. Q.E.D.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Since Q.E.D. stands for Quantum Enslavement Device, so I guess you're right.
Jonarwhal
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Joined November 2013
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Jonarwhal

YyottaCat wrote:

Since Q.E.D. stands for Quantum Enslavement Device, so I guess you're right.
Quantum? No, that's not a thing. Listen to physicists talk about quantum mechanics. It's clear that they don't know what they're talking about and are making it up as they go along. That's because they don't want to tell us the truth about the little elves that dictate how quantum physics work. And what does the Q stand for? Quarantine! Further proof that Apple planned this thing.
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AddGore
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Joined June 2018
AddGore
You believe in quarantine? Seriously it's the president's plan to do whatever they want without people bothering them.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

AddGore wrote:

You believe in quarantine? Seriously it's the president's plan to do whatever they want without people bothering them.
What? No! It's the sjnsn's plan of making everyone guinea pigs in sanitiser drinking experiments.
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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe in the president? they're just lizard people controlled by the illuminati. shoot I got sniped

you believe in guinea pigs? They're just bunnies with the ears cut off
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Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

Jonarwhal wrote:

you believe in the president? they're just lizard people controlled by the illuminati. shoot I got sniped

you believe in guinea pigs? They're just bunnies with the ears cut off
You believe in bunnies? They are all just air programmed to act like bunnies to our AIs.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Catgirls are AI
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Catgirls are AI
True in some ways. If you think about it, we are all AIs in a way.
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
You believe in AI? Consider this:
AI = artificial intelligence. And what is art? An imitation of life. So, if we teach and AI to make art, we are really teaching an imitation of life too imitate life. That's nonsense! At this point, it knows way too much. That is how AI & robots (better known as metal suit-wearing humans) get to us.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Humans aren't even a thing. They are just simulations.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Catgirls was created by stupid humans
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Catgirls was created by stupid humans
You believe in catgirls? They're just human (simulations) wearing fursuits.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

YyottaCat wrote:

Humans aren't even a thing. They are just simulations.
JustABeginner
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Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
What if all of us are just... fiction, living in a simulation world?
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
catgirls are furries
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Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

[ JAB ] wrote:

What if all of us are just... fiction, living in a simulation world?
Could happen but at least in out own little fictional world, e are relatively alive.



Corne2Plum3 wrote:

catgirls are furries
But I'm not furry. I don't have a lot of fur. I'm not the other type of furry either.
rosewaters
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rosewaters
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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe in NASA? the truth is that they are the aliens who took over the earth a long time ago and are pretending that space travel hasn't been invented yet so that no one is suspicious of their real identity
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
You believe that the Earth exists? That's just wrong. The Earth is a computer made by aliens to calculate what results in 42.
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe in math?
it's just random symbols on paper engineer to cause students the most suffering
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
You believe in students? They are just criminals.
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe in crime? crimes are just 1000iq actions that are deemed too overpowered for the government to handle, so they're trying to prevent you from doing them by threatening to punish you if you disobey. like jaywalking for example, if you get away with it, you've just done a pro gamer move! the government wants to try to nerf you to contain your power
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
You believe in the goverment? They are just controlked by aliens and is what makes things change.
furry hater
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furry hater
You believe in aliens? Aliens are just humans that are high in brain capacity and iq in the 100,000s. You are also rude by calling them a name instead of being nice to them.
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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe in iq? It's just a way of categorizing people into groups that will later turn on each other leading to the end of the world
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
You believe in the world? That doesn't even exist.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
There is NO way to proof everything exist, except one thing, you.

Seriously we learn this at hi-school in France, 4 hours per week for things like this bruh
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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
you believe you exist? nonsense. long ago, there were only cats. big cats. little cats. and then they started to think who they should share their world with? and they decided that they would make dozens of robots called HyooMANs that they would use as entertainment. When these HyooMans started becoming self-aware, they were eradicated due to hurricanes (the cats spitting on them) earthquakes (the cats chasing the globe around like a ball of yarn) and disease (the cats changing the genetic code of HyooMans just cuz they felt like it). they even added cats to our world, but they nerfed the intelligence of them by a great deal.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
You believe in robots? They are just illusions.
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
illusions? no, none exist. the human brain is perfected and every time you make a mistake you're actually correct
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
The brain? That's not a thing either. We just think it exists.
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal

YyottaCat wrote:

The brain? That's not a thing either. We just think it exists.

you are correct, we think with out hearts. The ancient civilizations were correct when they supposed that the heart is the organ of love and the organ that does all of are thinking. Most people do not even think that hard about things, they just go with the first thing their heart tells them anyway.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Back to the topic on humans. What are they?
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