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Cars aren't real. They are human enslavements being controlled by mad scientists to get more of us controlled. Be aware.
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you believe in mad scientists? they're just clowns who use fairy magic to develop medicine, research rainforests or whatever
You still believe in fairy magic? They are all technologies temporarily given by aliens.
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you believe in aliens? explain why we didn't find any at area 51. you can't. that's because area 51 is filled anime girls and real-life furries that scientists are hiding from us
There is prototypes of war planes in the area 51
not crazy enough, that sounds realistic.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
There is prototypes of war planes in the area 51
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Area 51 has a copy of Plague Inc that caused the entire pandemic in the first place. Probably.
The Covid-19 was created by the USA government
To create terror and they are trying to take over the world by wiping out the world population.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
The Covid-19 was created by the USA government
Covid-19 was created by the [Insert country here] government
Covid-19 was created by Apple to make the confinement, and beause people cannot go outside, then they buy Apple products.
It's possible because Apple is the most powerful company in the world.
It's possible because Apple is the most powerful company in the world.
No, the US government told them to do that.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Covid-19 was created by Apple to make the confinement, and beause people cannot go outside, then they buy Apple products.
It's possible because Apple is the most powerful company in the world.
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you seriously believe in apple devices? consider this: they're a device used to get us addicted to the internet so that we never do anything useful again. this will prevent society from making any meaningful progress since, while we ware distracted by our iphones and whatnot, those who make them are busy hiding their plans to colonize the moon and enslave us. How do I know this? try taking a bite into an apple device. it doesn't taste like apple. Q.E.D.
Since Q.E.D. stands for Quantum Enslavement Device, so I guess you're right.
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Quantum? No, that's not a thing. Listen to physicists talk about quantum mechanics. It's clear that they don't know what they're talking about and are making it up as they go along. That's because they don't want to tell us the truth about the little elves that dictate how quantum physics work. And what does the Q stand for? Quarantine! Further proof that Apple planned this thing.YyottaCat wrote:
Since Q.E.D. stands for Quantum Enslavement Device, so I guess you're right.
You believe in quarantine? Seriously it's the president's plan to do whatever they want without people bothering them.
What? No! It's the sjnsn's plan of making everyone guinea pigs in sanitiser drinking experiments.AddGore wrote:
You believe in quarantine? Seriously it's the president's plan to do whatever they want without people bothering them.
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you believe in guinea pigs? They're just bunnies with the ears cut off
You believe in bunnies? They are all just air programmed to act like bunnies to our AIs.Jonarwhal wrote:
you believe in the president? they're just lizard people controlled by the illuminati.shoot I got sniped
you believe in guinea pigs? They're just bunnies with the ears cut off
Catgirls are AI
True in some ways. If you think about it, we are all AIs in a way.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Catgirls are AI
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You believe in AI? Consider this:
AI = artificial intelligence. And what is art? An imitation of life. So, if we teach and AI to make art, we are really teaching an imitation of life too imitate life. That's nonsense! At this point, it knows way too much. That is how AI & robots (better known as metal suit-wearing humans) get to us.
AI = artificial intelligence. And what is art? An imitation of life. So, if we teach and AI to make art, we are really teaching an imitation of life too imitate life. That's nonsense! At this point, it knows way too much. That is how AI & robots (better known as metal suit-wearing humans) get to us.
Humans aren't even a thing. They are just simulations.
Catgirls was created by stupid humans
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You believe in catgirls? They're just human (simulations) wearing fursuits.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Catgirls was created by stupid humans
YyottaCat wrote:
Humans aren't even a thing. They are just simulations.
What if all of us are just... fiction, living in a simulation world?
catgirls are furries
Could happen but at least in out own little fictional world, e are relatively alive.[ JAB ] wrote:
What if all of us are just... fiction, living in a simulation world?
But I'm not furry. I don't have a lot of fur. I'm not the other type of furry either.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
catgirls are furries
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you believe in NASA? the truth is that they are the aliens who took over the earth a long time ago and are pretending that space travel hasn't been invented yet so that no one is suspicious of their real identity
You believe that the Earth exists? That's just wrong. The Earth is a computer made by aliens to calculate what results in 42.
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you believe in math?
it's just random symbols on paper engineer to cause students the most suffering
it's just random symbols on paper engineer to cause students the most suffering
You believe in students? They are just criminals.
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you believe in crime? crimes are just 1000iq actions that are deemed too overpowered for the government to handle, so they're trying to prevent you from doing them by threatening to punish you if you disobey. like jaywalking for example, if you get away with it, you've just done a pro gamer move! the government wants to try to nerf you to contain your power
You believe in the goverment? They are just controlked by aliens and is what makes things change.
You believe in aliens? Aliens are just humans that are high in brain capacity and iq in the 100,000s. You are also rude by calling them a name instead of being nice to them.
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you believe in iq? It's just a way of categorizing people into groups that will later turn on each other leading to the end of the world
You believe in the world? That doesn't even exist.
There is NO way to proof everything exist, except one thing, you.
Seriously we learn this at hi-school in France, 4 hours per week for things like this bruh
Seriously we learn this at hi-school in France, 4 hours per week for things like this bruh
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you believe you exist? nonsense. long ago, there were only cats. big cats. little cats. and then they started to think who they should share their world with? and they decided that they would make dozens of robots called HyooMANs that they would use as entertainment. When these HyooMans started becoming self-aware, they were eradicated due to hurricanes (the cats spitting on them) earthquakes (the cats chasing the globe around like a ball of yarn) and disease (the cats changing the genetic code of HyooMans just cuz they felt like it). they even added cats to our world, but they nerfed the intelligence of them by a great deal.
You believe in robots? They are just illusions.
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illusions? no, none exist. the human brain is perfected and every time you make a mistake you're actually correct
The brain? That's not a thing either. We just think it exists.
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YyottaCat wrote:
The brain? That's not a thing either. We just think it exists.
you are correct, we think with out hearts. The ancient civilizations were correct when they supposed that the heart is the organ of love and the organ that does all of are thinking. Most people do not even think that hard about things, they just go with the first thing their heart tells them anyway.
Back to the topic on humans. What are they?
pretty sure humans are just genetically-engineered lizards except for me. I am a real human.
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that is called lizard-solipsism and it's one of the most dangerous conspiraciesaxl2468 wrote:
pretty sure humans are just genetically-engineered lizards except for me. I am a real human.
but... you believe in lizards?
they're just wannabe dragons
i dont know what a lizard is, i only know dragons, i think i saw one a few days ago and he almost burned me
Burning is fake. Fire is real.
You think fire is real? Wake up, you just witness pain only.