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flamethrower from tf2
alt+f4 will do
Queen piece
go fetch *throws uranium rod*
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
Moth Femboy disease, But this time on humanslostsilver wrote:
go fetch *throws uranium rod*
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
i'm a girl that won't work on me muahahahaAxisPraxisMDS wrote:
Moth Femboy disease, But this time on humanslostsilver wrote:
go fetch *throws uranium rod*
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
radioactive sludge
thank god hitting someone with a keyboard works on anyonelostsilver wrote:
i'm a girl that won't work on me muahahahaAxisPraxisMDS wrote:
Moth Femboy disease, But this time on humanslostsilver wrote:
go fetch *throws uranium rod*
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
radioactive sludge
tank of (real) sharks
lolFarfocele wrote:
thank god hitting someone with a keyboard works on anyonelostsilver wrote:
i'm a girl that won't work on me muahahahaAxisPraxisMDS wrote:
Moth Femboy disease, But this time on humanslostsilver wrote:
go fetch *throws uranium rod*
im sorry corne please dont hate me--
radioactive sludge
ot: universes collapse
(sorry guys i dont mean anything im saying here i dont want to kill you-)
A Dream: A guy Said "Oh man that is just a dream"
then you'll be glad to know nobody here is thinking that or has any reason to think that (considering this is a silly forum game with an unrealistic premise)lostsilver wrote:
(sorry guys i dont mean anything im saying here i dont want to kill you-)
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however, i do in fact plan on killing everyone here. all at once. in a very fucked up and evil manner that i'll feel no remorse over. 100%. totally
behold, my newest invention: "giant death ray"-inator
Luck 100 plus Perry the platypus
I will just put you to install Arch Linux the hard way with no tutorials
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacksFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.AxisPraxisMDS wrote:
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacksFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
I will force you to fc galaxy collapseFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.AxisPraxisMDS wrote:
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacksFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
"nah, Ill find <game> hacks"reffty_gag wrote:
I will force you to fc galaxy collapseFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.AxisPraxisMDS wrote:
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacksFarfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
teleporter that has a 50% chance of sending someone to detroit and a 50% chance of sending someone to the southside of chicago
Bro y u put me to beat Title Wave (Tidal Wave)?Farfocele wrote:
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
**
Just erase you from existence
keyboard
time machine
geometry dash.
I have 5% on Bloodbath. On my phone.Farfocele wrote:
geometry dash.
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Fire.
Water.
OT: A blahaj sword.
OT: A blahaj sword.
backspace~
eraser (sorry)
an axe
harpoon
comically large hammer
theses and dissertations from cambridge university
i need a gun for this
skinning equipment (like, actual equipment used to skin animals)
torture devices
kraken
A lock for necroing threads.
comically large anvil
pipebomb
The shockingly efficient sponges from Minecraft.
piano (tied to the ceiling)
a rock would probably annihilate them
i throw a brick.
commercial fisher's net and asphyxiation, or something like that
eraser
garroted(?) with faulty and exposed keyboard wiring
I'd punch you using a heavy blahaj.
Harpoon
no need to get fancy. a gun.
A very large stick.
taiko drums
Why doesn't the velocity you gain from the riptide enchantment make a trident deal more damage?
Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Computer keyboard
an IED inside of a manga.
*throws you at the wall* sorry
Insulation foam gun
I'll throw a javelin.
sensory deprivation tank, then anaesthesia, then connected to a vr rig and left in a locked coffin before you wake up, in a world where you see yourself contained inside a text box inside notepad, while simultaneously find yourself represented by a cursor for which any bodily movement has a vaguely analogous effect resembling the controls/functionality of a keyboard dependent on arbitrary gestures
and then you're forgotten about
and then you're forgotten about
a very large, heavy book
a very small,
diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
a mimic that takes the form of your deepest desire (to be
about it)
oh that might be an intriguing death :)
mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
a very big bonk over the head
tranquilizer
ouchDJruslan4ic wrote:
tranquilizer
frying pan
a formula 1 car which i stole from the McLaren factory so they can't compete in 2025 (/s)
grass
you gonna make me eat it or what?JLuca913 891 wrote:
grass
OT: A bar of galvanized square steel.
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
OT: eco friendly wood veneer
OT: eco friendly wood veneer
jokes on you, you found the one guy who actually doesJLuca913 891 wrote:
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
OT: I'll throw some heavy sacks of screws borrowed from my aunt at you
I will put you in a Hidden water tank
torture
lostsilver wrote:
*throws you at the wall* sorry
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
death by exhaustion while you're forced to read the entire english dictionary over and over again.
ps!bandu: "oh wow-- uhm,, okay :')"Achromalia wrote:
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
throws you into the floor so hard that it breaks and crushes you (sorry again)
lostsilver wrote:
eraser (sorry)
Forced watching of TikTok cringe compilations
a pencil gun
A few hard rocks will make quick work of that scrawny body.
an alternating roulette of heavy/large tranquilizer darts, including some which simply deliver substances like etorphine hydrochloride, mixed with some which are poisoned such that they stimulate dizzying nausea and violent vomiting... i then wait for some time before dumping unfiltered sewage water on you and repeating the cycle ad infinitum
screw all that, black hole gun
screw all that, i delete "screw all that, black hole gun" from your dialogue and abandon your character because it added minimal value or thematic relevance to the game, then i wipe your data from my hard drive when i've finalized the alpha build
I use the revert function to revert your revision.
i use my eldritch horror powers that i totally have to delete every possible trace of you from all realities. the atoms that come to compose you don't even exist anymore
You are now the size of an atom. Enjoy!
You wilt away from hawking radiation
eraser
shark
A piece of bread to lure it in
Life Fibres from Kill la Kill.
a rock or two
an orca