commercial fisher's net and asphyxiation, or something like that
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eraser
garroted(?) with faulty and exposed keyboard wiring
I'd punch you using a heavy blahaj.
Harpoon
no need to get fancy. a gun.
A very large stick.
taiko drums
Why doesn't the velocity you gain from the riptide enchantment make a trident deal more damage?
Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Computer keyboard
an IED inside of a manga.
*throws you at the wall* sorry
Insulation foam gun
I'll throw a javelin.
sensory deprivation tank, then anaesthesia, then connected to a vr rig and left in a locked coffin before you wake up, in a world where you see yourself contained inside a text box inside notepad, while simultaneously find yourself represented by a cursor for which any bodily movement has a vaguely analogous effect resembling the controls/functionality of a keyboard dependent on arbitrary gestures
and then you're forgotten about
and then you're forgotten about
a very large, heavy book
a very small,
diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
a mimic that takes the form of your deepest desire (to be
about it)
oh that might be an intriguing death :)
mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
a very big bonk over the head
tranquilizer
ouchDJruslan4ic wrote:
tranquilizer
frying pan
a formula 1 car which i stole from the McLaren factory so they can't compete in 2025 (/s)
grass
you gonna make me eat it or what?JLuca913 891 wrote:
grass
OT: A bar of galvanized square steel.
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
OT: eco friendly wood veneer
OT: eco friendly wood veneer
jokes on you, you found the one guy who actually doesJLuca913 891 wrote:
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
OT: I'll throw some heavy sacks of screws borrowed from my aunt at you
I will put you in a Hidden water tank
torture
lostsilver wrote:
*throws you at the wall* sorry
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
death by exhaustion while you're forced to read the entire english dictionary over and over again.
ps!bandu: "oh wow-- uhm,, okay :')"Achromalia wrote:
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
throws you into the floor so hard that it breaks and crushes you (sorry again)
lostsilver wrote:
eraser (sorry)
Forced watching of TikTok cringe compilations
a pencil gun
A few hard rocks will make quick work of that scrawny body.
an alternating roulette of heavy/large tranquilizer darts, including some which simply deliver substances like etorphine hydrochloride, mixed with some which are poisoned such that they stimulate dizzying nausea and violent vomiting... i then wait for some time before dumping unfiltered sewage water on you and repeating the cycle ad infinitum
screw all that, black hole gun
screw all that, i delete "screw all that, black hole gun" from your dialogue and abandon your character because it added minimal value or thematic relevance to the game, then i wipe your data from my hard drive when i've finalized the alpha build
I use the revert function to revert your revision.
i use my eldritch horror powers that i totally have to delete every possible trace of you from all realities. the atoms that come to compose you don't even exist anymore
You are now the size of an atom. Enjoy!
You wilt away from hawking radiation
eraser
shark
A piece of bread to lure it in
Life Fibres from Kill la Kill.
a rock or two
an orca
bird attack!
some candy so i can lure it in
a cup of coffee bag of gormet coffee beans settled under a large box trap
use some blåhaj next timeAshton wrote:
some candy so i can lure it in
OT: a fishing rod
a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
probably darkraisynthwavesquid wrote:
a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
thanos snap
Restia Ashdoll's blade "The Sword That Pierces Truth Vorpal Sword".
poison
throws you onto the floor with tons of force.
sawed-off shotgun
an oddly heavy blahaj
Shark food
Pepper spray since i don't wanna kill such a beautiful woman
Uno reverse card to reverse all attacks
Eraser
Ur also a drawing :3
Ur going down with me >:3
Ur also a drawing :3
Ur going down with me >:3
ray gunDJruslan4ic wrote:
Eraser
Ur also a drawing :3
Ur going down with me >:3
Ctrl + a, ctrl + x, ctrl + s
tons of nukes
the argus system
Deleting system 32
drown in a bottomless pit of blahaj
M1A2 Abrams with lots of high explosive ammunitions
I choose Max Verstappen in an RB19.
master ball
thanos snap
car battery
10kg weight at head
corruption
stomp
a fast smart winner
a perpetual smudge appears on your cornea while trying to take a risky photo, and in an attempt to relieve yourself of the sudden and mysterious distraction, you rub your eyes and your limbs stumble/falter/relax at the wrong place and at the wrong time
honestly i'll just leave you in a box and see what happens
2 arceus.
rocket launcher
a 9mm caliber gun
truck-kun (you're isekaied into hell)
possession and mutation through deviantart caricature
i send you to the backrooms.
car
making a presentation about rather complex statistics (i'm making one rn and i'd rather kill myself)
The poison that Akame afflicted Esdeath with.
Too much nanahira.
statistics textbook (i beat you to death with it)