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synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid

lostsilver wrote:

(sorry guys i dont mean anything im saying here i dont want to kill you-)
then you'll be glad to know nobody here is thinking that or has any reason to think that (considering this is a silly forum game with an unrealistic premise)

>>

however, i do in fact plan on killing everyone here. all at once. in a very fucked up and evil manner that i'll feel no remorse over. 100%. totally

behold, my newest invention: "giant death ray"-inator
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AxisPraxisMDS
143 posts
Joined October 2022
AxisPraxisMDS
Luck 100 plus Perry the platypus
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
I will just put you to install Arch Linux the hard way with no tutorials
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
AxisPraxisMDS
143 posts
Joined October 2022
AxisPraxisMDS

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
reffty_gag
407 posts
Joined July 2023
reffty_gag

Farfocele wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
I will force you to fc galaxy collapse
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele

reffty_gag wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
I will force you to fc galaxy collapse
"nah, Ill find <game> hacks"
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
teleporter that has a 50% chance of sending someone to detroit and a 50% chance of sending someone to the southside of chicago
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
Bro y u put me to beat Title Wave (Tidal Wave)?

**

Just erase you from existence
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
metal pipe
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
keyboard
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
time machine
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
geometry dash.
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_

Farfocele wrote:

geometry dash.
I have 5% on Bloodbath. On my phone.


**

Fire.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
Water.

OT: A blahaj sword.
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
tank
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
backspace~
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver
eraser (sorry)
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
an axe
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
harpoon
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
comically large hammer
QKiryu
19 posts
Joined October 2014
QKiryu
bat(The animal), not a baseball bat
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
theses and dissertations from cambridge university
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
physically abusive seinen MC fists
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
i need a gun for this
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
skinning equipment (like, actual equipment used to skin animals)
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
torture devices
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
kraken
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
A lock for necroing threads.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
comically large anvil
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
pipebomb
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
The shockingly efficient sponges from Minecraft.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
piano (tied to the ceiling)
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
a rock would probably annihilate them
great_elmo
202 posts
Joined March 2024
great_elmo
This speaker (blasts offensive music)
Should cause deafness.
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
i throw a brick.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
commercial fisher's net and asphyxiation, or something like that
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
eraser
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
garroted(?) with faulty and exposed keyboard wiring
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I'd punch you using a heavy blahaj.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Harpoon
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
no need to get fancy. a gun.
npc_BeaniCraft
472 posts
Joined October 2021
npc_BeaniCraft
A very large stick.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
taiko drums
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Why doesn't the velocity you gain from the riptide enchantment make a trident deal more damage?

Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Isshiki Kaname
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Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Computer keyboard
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
an IED inside of a manga.
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver
*throws you at the wall* sorry
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Insulation foam gun
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I'll throw a javelin.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
sensory deprivation tank, then anaesthesia, then connected to a vr rig and left in a locked coffin before you wake up, in a world where you see yourself contained inside a text box inside notepad, while simultaneously find yourself represented by a cursor for which any bodily movement has a vaguely analogous effect resembling the controls/functionality of a keyboard dependent on arbitrary gestures

and then you're forgotten about
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synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
a very large, heavy book
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
a very small,

diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
a mimic that takes the form of your deepest desire (to beabout it)
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
oh that might be an intriguing death :)

mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver
a very big bonk over the head
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
tranquilizer
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

DJruslan4ic wrote:

tranquilizer
ouch

frying pan
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
a formula 1 car which i stole from the McLaren factory so they can't compete in 2025 (/s)
JLuca913 891
644 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
grass
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele

JLuca913 891 wrote:

grass
you gonna make me eat it or what?

OT: A bar of galvanized square steel.
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JLuca913 891
644 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass


OT: eco friendly wood veneer
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele

JLuca913 891 wrote:

no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
jokes on you, you found the one guy who actually does

OT: I'll throw some heavy sacks of screws borrowed from my aunt at you
[TCD] Dzar03
Beatmap Nominator
220 posts
Joined April 2020
[TCD] Dzar03
I will put you in a Hidden water tank
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
torture
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

lostsilver wrote:

*throws you at the wall* sorry
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
death by exhaustion while you're forced to read the entire english dictionary over and over again.
lostsilver
3,770 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
ps!bandu: "oh wow-- uhm,, okay :')"

throws you into the floor so hard that it breaks and crushes you (sorry again)
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

lostsilver wrote:

eraser (sorry)
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
Forced watching of TikTok cringe compilations
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
a pencil gun
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
the spell of "nuh uh"
Tateshina Eve
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Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
A few hard rocks will make quick work of that scrawny body.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
an alternating roulette of heavy/large tranquilizer darts, including some which simply deliver substances like etorphine hydrochloride, mixed with some which are poisoned such that they stimulate dizzying nausea and violent vomiting... i then wait for some time before dumping unfiltered sewage water on you and repeating the cycle ad infinitum
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
screw all that, black hole gun
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
screw all that, i delete "screw all that, black hole gun" from your dialogue and abandon your character because it added minimal value or thematic relevance to the game, then i wipe your data from my hard drive when i've finalized the alpha build
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I use the revert function to revert your revision.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i use my eldritch horror powers that i totally have to delete every possible trace of you from all realities. the atoms that come to compose you don't even exist anymore
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
You are now the size of an atom. Enjoy!
Doom Mood
186 posts
Joined November 2020
Doom Mood
i turn into a black hole
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
You wilt away from hawking radiation
Farfocele
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Joined April 2020
Farfocele
eraser
JLuca913 891
644 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
shark
Ashton
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Joined February 2016
Ashton
A piece of bread to lure it in
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Life Fibres from Kill la Kill.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
a rock or two
Lyawi
Technical Support Team
4,114 posts
Joined February 2015
Lyawi
an orca
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
bird attack!
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
some candy so i can lure it in
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
a cup of coffee bag of gormet coffee beans settled under a large box trap
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele

Ashton wrote:

some candy so i can lure it in
use some blåhaj next time

OT: a fishing rod
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton

synthwavesquid wrote:

a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
probably darkrai
Farfocele
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Joined April 2020
Farfocele
thanos snap
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Restia Ashdoll's blade "The Sword That Pierces Truth Vorpal Sword".
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
poison
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
throws you onto the floor with tons of force.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
sawed-off shotgun
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