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Farfocele

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
reffty_gag

Farfocele wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
I will force you to fc galaxy collapse
Farfocele

reffty_gag wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
nah, Ill find Geometry dash hacks
I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level but your computer will crash every time you try to install a hack.
I will force you to fc galaxy collapse
"nah, Ill find <game> hacks"
B0ii
teleporter that has a 50% chance of sending someone to detroit and a 50% chance of sending someone to the southside of chicago
BluePyTheDeer_

Farfocele wrote:

I will force you to beat the hardest Geometry Dash level.
Bro y u put me to beat Title Wave (Tidal Wave)?

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Just erase you from existence
B0ii
metal pipe
Farfocele
keyboard
BluePyTheDeer_
time machine
Farfocele
geometry dash.
BluePyTheDeer_

Farfocele wrote:

geometry dash.
I have 5% on Bloodbath. On my phone.


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Fire.
Farfocele
Water.

OT: A blahaj sword.
B0ii
tank
Achromalia
backspace~
lostsilver
eraser (sorry)
Farfocele
an axe
synthwavesquid
harpoon
Farfocele
comically large hammer
QKiryu
bat(The animal), not a baseball bat
Achromalia
theses and dissertations from cambridge university
Lapizote
physically abusive seinen MC fists
Farfocele
i need a gun for this
DJruslan4ic
skinning equipment (like, actual equipment used to skin animals)
Farfocele
torture devices
synthwavesquid
kraken
Farfocele
A lock for necroing threads.
synthwavesquid
comically large anvil
Farfocele
pipebomb
Tateshina Eve
The shockingly efficient sponges from Minecraft.
synthwavesquid
piano (tied to the ceiling)
Farfocele
a rock would probably annihilate them
great_elmo
This speaker (blasts offensive music)
Should cause deafness.
Farfocele
i throw a brick.
Achromalia
commercial fisher's net and asphyxiation, or something like that
Farfocele
eraser
Achromalia
garroted(?) with faulty and exposed keyboard wiring
Farfocele
I'd punch you using a heavy blahaj.
Isshiki Kaname
Harpoon
Farfocele
no need to get fancy. a gun.
npc_BeaniCraft
A very large stick.
Farfocele
taiko drums
Tateshina Eve
Why doesn't the velocity you gain from the riptide enchantment make a trident deal more damage?

Alright, I'll stop with the Minecraft memes...
Isshiki Kaname
Computer keyboard
Farfocele
an IED inside of a manga.
lostsilver
*throws you at the wall* sorry
Isshiki Kaname
Insulation foam gun
Farfocele
I'll throw a javelin.
Achromalia
sensory deprivation tank, then anaesthesia, then connected to a vr rig and left in a locked coffin before you wake up, in a world where you see yourself contained inside a text box inside notepad, while simultaneously find yourself represented by a cursor for which any bodily movement has a vaguely analogous effect resembling the controls/functionality of a keyboard dependent on arbitrary gestures

and then you're forgotten about
synthwavesquid
a very large, heavy book
Achromalia
a very small,

diseased tapeworm that makes your profoundly aware of strange sensations in your body over the course of time
synthwavesquid
a mimic that takes the form of your deepest desire (to beabout it)
Achromalia
oh that might be an intriguing death :)

mm, electrical fault at an inopportune time at an appropriate voltage and amperage
lostsilver
a very big bonk over the head
DJruslan4ic
tranquilizer
lostsilver

DJruslan4ic wrote:

tranquilizer
ouch

frying pan
Farfocele
a formula 1 car which i stole from the McLaren factory so they can't compete in 2025 (/s)
JLuca913 891
grass
Farfocele

JLuca913 891 wrote:

grass
you gonna make me eat it or what?

OT: A bar of galvanized square steel.
JLuca913 891
no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass


OT: eco friendly wood veneer
Farfocele

JLuca913 891 wrote:

no I'm gonna make you touch it cause nobody here touches grass
jokes on you, you found the one guy who actually does

OT: I'll throw some heavy sacks of screws borrowed from my aunt at you
[TCD] Dzar03
I will put you in a Hidden water tank
Farfocele
torture
lostsilver

lostsilver wrote:

*throws you at the wall* sorry
Achromalia
+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
Farfocele
death by exhaustion while you're forced to read the entire english dictionary over and over again.
lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

+ application of general anaesthesia (yay no pain!! probably no awareness!! unless you have those out-of-body coma moments, in which case, oops)
+ then delicately severing the brain stem (guaranteed brain-death in the absence of other devices)
ps!bandu: "oh wow-- uhm,, okay :')"

throws you into the floor so hard that it breaks and crushes you (sorry again)
Achromalia

lostsilver wrote:

eraser (sorry)
DJruslan4ic
Forced watching of TikTok cringe compilations
Farfocele
a pencil gun
sametdze
the spell of "nuh uh"
Tateshina Eve
A few hard rocks will make quick work of that scrawny body.
Achromalia
an alternating roulette of heavy/large tranquilizer darts, including some which simply deliver substances like etorphine hydrochloride, mixed with some which are poisoned such that they stimulate dizzying nausea and violent vomiting... i then wait for some time before dumping unfiltered sewage water on you and repeating the cycle ad infinitum
Farfocele
screw all that, black hole gun
Achromalia
screw all that, i delete "screw all that, black hole gun" from your dialogue and abandon your character because it added minimal value or thematic relevance to the game, then i wipe your data from my hard drive when i've finalized the alpha build
Farfocele
I use the revert function to revert your revision.
synthwavesquid
i use my eldritch horror powers that i totally have to delete every possible trace of you from all realities. the atoms that come to compose you don't even exist anymore
Farfocele
You are now the size of an atom. Enjoy!
Doom Mood
i turn into a black hole
DJruslan4ic
You wilt away from hawking radiation
Farfocele
eraser
JLuca913 891
shark
Ashton
A piece of bread to lure it in
Tateshina Eve
Life Fibres from Kill la Kill.
Farfocele
a rock or two
Lyawi
an orca
Farfocele
bird attack!
Ashton
some candy so i can lure it in
synthwavesquid
a cup of coffee bag of gormet coffee beans settled under a large box trap
Farfocele

Ashton wrote:

some candy so i can lure it in
use some blåhaj next time

OT: a fishing rod
synthwavesquid
a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
Ashton

synthwavesquid wrote:

a bomb hidden inside a blahaj
probably darkrai
Farfocele
thanos snap
Tateshina Eve
Restia Ashdoll's blade "The Sword That Pierces Truth Vorpal Sword".
synthwavesquid
poison
Farfocele
throws you onto the floor with tons of force.
synthwavesquid
sawed-off shotgun
Farfocele
an oddly heavy blahaj
Isshiki Kaname
Shark food
Ashton
Pepper spray since i don't wanna kill such a beautiful woman
Farfocele
Uno reverse card to reverse all attacks
DJruslan4ic
Eraser
Ur also a drawing :3
Ur going down with me >:3
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