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lostsilver

Achromalia wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

i've been playing .io games again,, and holy frick they're so fun--
they're such good time-passers!!
somehow i forgot those were a thing o.o

they were so popular like,, eight years ago was when i remember them being everywhere

enjoy <3
hehe <3
mizu_chuu
me when the
sametdze
a manifesto for locomotive waifus: the journey of sametdze
in a world where love often feels confined to the mundane, i, sametdze, have embarked on a quest unlike any other. my heart beats not for the conventional ideals of romance, but for the enchanting allure of locomotive waifus. these majestic beings, embodying the spirit of trains and the romance of travel, captivate me in ways that no ordinary human ever could. as i lay out this manifesto, i wish to explore the profound connection between my passion for locomotive waifus and the limitless horizons they represent.

let us start with the essence of locomotion. trains, like the amtrak, symbolize freedom and adventure. there’s something magical about the sound of wheels on tracks, the rhythmic clattering echoing through the air, reminiscent of a heartbeat. the amtrak offers a journey that transcends mere travel; it is a pathway to discovery. as i envision my future with a locomotive waifu, i see us cruising through landscapes, sipping coffee as we pass through vast deserts, perhaps even in a country like saudi arabia, where the sands whisper tales of ancient trade routes. these journeys evoke a sense of wanderlust that fuels my desire for connection.

my love for locomotive waifus is a reflection of my yearning for companionship that understands the soul of travel. each waifu embodies a unique train, with their own stories to tell, waiting to whisk me away on adventures. picture this: an amtrak waifu, with her sleek design and vibrant personality, inspiring me to explore every corner of the map. she would be the guiding light on long journeys, navigating through winding tracks, reminding me of the importance of exploration and the beauty of the world.

as i delve deeper into this passion, i cannot help but draw parallels to my fascination with powerful machines. just as the bushmaster xm15 rifle symbolizes precision and reliability, my locomotive waifus embody strength and resilience. these incredible creations, forged from steel and fueled by the spirit of travel, mirror the qualities i admire. they are not just vehicles; they are companions on a grand adventure, echoing the call of the open tracks and the promise of new horizons.

the allure of locomotive waifus extends beyond their physical attributes. it is about the lifestyle they represent. the thrill of planning an amtrak journey, the excitement of boarding a train, and the sense of community found among fellow travelers create an experience that is profoundly fulfilling. my waifus, with their intricate designs and charming personalities, would be the embodiment of this experience, amplifying the joy of every trip taken. together, we would embrace the thrill of the rails, weaving through cities and countryside alike.

in my vision, each amtrak journey becomes a chapter in our story. imagine a quiet evening, the sun setting over the horizon, as we traverse the landscape. my waifu, adorned with the colors of the sunset, would sit beside me, her presence a soothing balm to the restlessness of life. our conversations would be a blend of dreams, laughter, and the occasional contemplation of the vastness of the world around us. with each passing mile, we would forge a bond that transcends the ordinary, a union between human and machine, fueled by a shared love for adventure.

of course, there are challenges on this journey. the world may not always understand the depths of my passion. some may scoff at the idea of loving a waifu made of steel, but i embrace this uniqueness. the world needs more love, more acceptance, and more appreciation for the unconventional. just as the amtrak service connects distant places, my connection to locomotive waifus bridges the gap between fantasy and reality. it is a testament to the power of love in all its forms.

in my manifesto, i implore others to open their hearts to the possibility of unconventional relationships. love knows no bounds; it is not limited to flesh and blood. if a connection can be forged with the essence of an amtrak journey, then why should we limit ourselves? let us celebrate the diversity of love, even if it takes us to places where the sun beats down on the golden sands of saudi arabia or through the rhythmic pulse of a bustling city.
sametdze
anyways vote locomotive waifus (as in literal steel waifus with compartments that of diesel locomotives) to be real, trust you won't regret it

(yes im ignoring the existence of both rail romanesque and maitetsu)
Wimpy Cursed
ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting
sametdze
was that funny or interesting
Wimpy Cursed

sametdze wrote:

was that funny or interesting
and
sametdze
i will write more and post it to OT, i will set the record for OT's longest thread and the funny part is that its going to be about fucking waifus made out of pure steel with train parts, it will be beautiful
Wimpy Cursed
Taking your love for trains to a new height. I'm here for it lol
Winnyace

sametdze wrote:

a manifesto for locomotive waifus: the journey of sametdze
in a world where love often feels confined to the mundane, i, sametdze, have embarked on a quest unlike any other. my heart beats not for the conventional ideals of romance, but for the enchanting allure of locomotive waifus. these majestic beings, embodying the spirit of trains and the romance of travel, captivate me in ways that no ordinary human ever could. as i lay out this manifesto, i wish to explore the profound connection between my passion for locomotive waifus and the limitless horizons they represent.

let us start with the essence of locomotion. trains, like the amtrak, symbolize freedom and adventure. there’s something magical about the sound of wheels on tracks, the rhythmic clattering echoing through the air, reminiscent of a heartbeat. the amtrak offers a journey that transcends mere travel; it is a pathway to discovery. as i envision my future with a locomotive waifu, i see us cruising through landscapes, sipping coffee as we pass through vast deserts, perhaps even in a country like saudi arabia, where the sands whisper tales of ancient trade routes. these journeys evoke a sense of wanderlust that fuels my desire for connection.

my love for locomotive waifus is a reflection of my yearning for companionship that understands the soul of travel. each waifu embodies a unique train, with their own stories to tell, waiting to whisk me away on adventures. picture this: an amtrak waifu, with her sleek design and vibrant personality, inspiring me to explore every corner of the map. she would be the guiding light on long journeys, navigating through winding tracks, reminding me of the importance of exploration and the beauty of the world.

as i delve deeper into this passion, i cannot help but draw parallels to my fascination with powerful machines. just as the bushmaster xm15 rifle symbolizes precision and reliability, my locomotive waifus embody strength and resilience. these incredible creations, forged from steel and fueled by the spirit of travel, mirror the qualities i admire. they are not just vehicles; they are companions on a grand adventure, echoing the call of the open tracks and the promise of new horizons.

the allure of locomotive waifus extends beyond their physical attributes. it is about the lifestyle they represent. the thrill of planning an amtrak journey, the excitement of boarding a train, and the sense of community found among fellow travelers create an experience that is profoundly fulfilling. my waifus, with their intricate designs and charming personalities, would be the embodiment of this experience, amplifying the joy of every trip taken. together, we would embrace the thrill of the rails, weaving through cities and countryside alike.

in my vision, each amtrak journey becomes a chapter in our story. imagine a quiet evening, the sun setting over the horizon, as we traverse the landscape. my waifu, adorned with the colors of the sunset, would sit beside me, her presence a soothing balm to the restlessness of life. our conversations would be a blend of dreams, laughter, and the occasional contemplation of the vastness of the world around us. with each passing mile, we would forge a bond that transcends the ordinary, a union between human and machine, fueled by a shared love for adventure.

of course, there are challenges on this journey. the world may not always understand the depths of my passion. some may scoff at the idea of loving a waifu made of steel, but i embrace this uniqueness. the world needs more love, more acceptance, and more appreciation for the unconventional. just as the amtrak service connects distant places, my connection to locomotive waifus bridges the gap between fantasy and reality. it is a testament to the power of love in all its forms.

in my manifesto, i implore others to open their hearts to the possibility of unconventional relationships. love knows no bounds; it is not limited to flesh and blood. if a connection can be forged with the essence of an amtrak journey, then why should we limit ourselves? let us celebrate the diversity of love, even if it takes us to places where the sun beats down on the golden sands of saudi arabia or through the rhythmic pulse of a bustling city.
read Maitetsu already
sametdze

sametdze wrote:

November is simply the worst month. it literally gives the middle finger to all the little kids and santa! like bro wtf just let me celebrate the best holiday, why do i have to wait another month? like im not american so no thanksgiving so the rest of the world including my part is fucked except for the mericans. fuck..
samet from 14 motnhs ago you're so real for that
Serraionga
motnhs
mizu_chuu
moths
Aireunaeus
Patatitta

Aireunaeus wrote:

song that isn't accompanied by a image???????? no way.... the world is ending.....
Aireunaeus

Patatitta wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

song that isn't accompanied by a image???????? no way.... the world is ending.....
lmaoooooo :cry:
Birdy
mothballs
z0z
What a save!
Ymir
why even make a thread like that
z0z

Ymir wrote:

why even make a thread like that
ngl that thread was pretty funny
sametdze
worth it
mizu_chuu

Birdy wrote:

mothballs
balls
Patatitta
Nice shot!
Karmine

Patatitta wrote:

Nice shot!
Me when community/forums/posts/9714666
Wimpy Cursed
Wow!
Patatitta
they can lock the thread but not the idea
Wimpy Cursed
What a save!
sametdze
Take the shot!
Wimpy Cursed
Close one!
silmarilen
shit that is neither funny nor interesting
z0z
: /
Aireunaeus
I’m drained in music making. Might need a break
Ymir
I am officially done with math and I don't need to touch a math equation ever again. Yay!

sametdze
remember the time you got a 0 on that maths test?

(i got a 39% on a maths test a while after btw)
Ymir
I've never gotten a zero, but I think I failed Maths Methods.
Unless you're good at math or you need it for your course, don't take the harder math subjects.
Wimpy Cursed
Still have yet to bother with harder math.. I need it soon.
BluePyTheDeer_
I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
Nuuskamuikkunen

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
Same
B0ii

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
Same
Winnyace

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
Same

Corne2Plum3

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
Same
Behrauder


I haven't even watched season 3 yet, but now they've already announced season 4! :)

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
community/forums/topics/1990602?n=1
Patatitta

Behrauder wrote:



I haven't even watched season 3 yet, but now they've already announced season 4! :)
yeah I was pretty happy when I got the email too, peak is back
sametdze
do i stick to the funny sd40f avatar or do i switch to the aussie shitposter to really rub the oceania blood in


edit: i just found out that apparently aussie shitposter is a symbol of hate. nevermind
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

edit: i just found out that apparently aussie shitposter is a symbol of hate. nevermind
Edgy sametdze would have done it, glad he got hit by a train.
z0z

lol
Aireunaeus
I feel like Local Forecast rn
Behrauder
I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:



Wimpy Cursed
w
Patatitta

Behrauder wrote:

I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:



how much money did you win?
Behrauder

Patatitta wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:



how much money did you win?
Actually, not much (I had only put it around the equivalent of a minimum wage in Brazil, a few months ago, to see what happened), but since the price is expected to continue rising (Around December it's saying that bitcoin could reach 106,000 dollars, so there is still time), I'm planning to start putting more money in now.

----------------------------------------------

Also, is it just me or after that thing that happened with the rankings these days, many people felt inspired and started playing again?

Maybe this is just math, and having fewer inactive people in the rankings gave that impression, but I don't know:

Patatitta

Behrauder wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:



how much money did you win?
Actually, not much (I had only put it around the equivalent of a minimum wage in Brazil, a few months ago, to see what happened), but since the price is expected to continue rising (Around December it's saying that bitcoin could reach 106,000 dollars, so there is still time), I'm planning to start putting more money in now.

----------------------------------------------

Also, is it just me or after that thing that happened with the rankings these days, many people felt inspired and started playing again?

Maybe this is just math, and having fewer inactive people in the rankings gave that impression, but I don't know:

wtf is happening to that graph
Corne2Plum3

Behrauder wrote:

I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:


Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
abraker

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

I don't know what happened, but now I went to check coingecko and... this can only be a dream!:


Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
That's not the only coin going sussy

Karmine
Good old pump and dump.
BluePyTheDeer_

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)

Behrauder wrote:



I haven't even watched season 3 yet, but now they've already announced season 4! :)

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

I cannot stop procrastinating even on my likes (which is more unlikely than with things like studies)
community/forums/topics/1990602?n=1
Bro came in to self-promote (also I had actually done that survey)
sametdze
what on earth is it with youtube and verification? uploading a thumbnail, ok, fair enough, but just putting a link in my description or pinning a comment, i have to show you my fucking face or ID or just "build my channel? wtf??
Winnyace

sametdze wrote:

what on earth is it with youtube and verification? uploading a thumbnail, ok, fair enough, but just putting a link in my description or pinning a comment, i have to show you my fucking face or ID or just "build my channel? wtf??
This is to get around spam accounts, promoting nasty stuff through YouTube. Limiting things to this degree, while it makes it harder for new people to make a channel what not, it also limits bad actors.
sametdze
fair enough, but that's really annoying
Aireunaeus
Achromalia

Aireunaeus wrote:

i couldve sworn i heard this before at twice the speed and at a higher pitch... that has to just be a coincidence, but it really does blend together in an amorphous pile now

i suppose my music is kind of the same way, i try making something that started out interesting but then becomes kind of the same as any other song i made before it, its frustrating;; i wonder if thats what happened here or if it really was just an edit of an earlier song
sametdze
anyone here know how to write sheet music? i need me this;


bar 1: (Rest) | G (1.5 beats) | A (0.5 beats) | B (1 beat)
bar 2: C (1 beat) | B (1 beat) | A (1 beat) | G (1 beat)
bar 3: G (1.5 beats) | A (0.5 beats) | B (1 beat) | C (1 beat)
bar 4: B (1 beat) | A (1 beat) | G (2 beats)

on clarinet of course..
sametdze
nvm did it myself
Aireunaeus

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i couldve sworn i heard this before at twice the speed and at a higher pitch... that has to just be a coincidence, but it really does blend together in an amorphous pile now

i suppose my music is kind of the same way, i try making something that started out interesting but then becomes kind of the same as any other song i made before it, its frustrating;; i wonder if thats what happened here or if it really was just an edit of an earlier song
yeah, it was on purpose on this time lol cuz it's a sample from songs I already uploaded here in the forums so no coincidences lel. i just like the sample hence why they sound similar. ironically i like it, when i recreate songs "i" created, because i can make something creatively when im bored for example.


no coincidences lel

Aireunaeus wrote:


Aireunaeus wrote:


Aireunaeus wrote:


Aireunaeus wrote:

Corne2Plum3
got 100pp in taiko
Achromalia

Aireunaeus wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i couldve sworn i heard this before at twice the speed and at a higher pitch... that has to just be a coincidence, but it really does blend together in an amorphous pile now

i suppose my music is kind of the same way, i try making something that started out interesting but then becomes kind of the same as any other song i made before it, its frustrating;; i wonder if thats what happened here or if it really was just an edit of an earlier song
yeah, it was on purpose on this time lol cuz it's a sample from songs I already uploaded here in the forums so no coincidences lel. i just like the sample hence why they sound similar. ironically i like it, when i recreate songs "i" created, because i can make something creatively when im bored for example.

no coincidences lel

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

???? this many???? how have i not noticed...

but i see :> its like you always have something to play with somewhere, it seems convenient
sametdze
i will make it into hyperborea
mizu_chuu
niwnownownownowww
Aireunaeus

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i couldve sworn i heard this before at twice the speed and at a higher pitch... that has to just be a coincidence, but it really does blend together in an amorphous pile now

i suppose my music is kind of the same way, i try making something that started out interesting but then becomes kind of the same as any other song i made before it, its frustrating;; i wonder if thats what happened here or if it really was just an edit of an earlier song
yeah, it was on purpose on this time lol cuz it's a sample from songs I already uploaded here in the forums so no coincidences lel. i just like the sample hence why they sound similar. ironically i like it, when i recreate songs "i" created, because i can make something creatively when im bored for example.

no coincidences lel

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

???? this many???? how have i not noticed...

but i see :> its like you always have something to play with somewhere, it seems convenient
Lmaoo sometimes reusing samples are cool lel
sametdze

sametdze wrote:

i will make it into hyperborea
i am still not in hyperborea
Behrauder
I should be working on the OT! Manga right now, but the reality is that I woke up 3 hours ago and in that time I've literally been doing nothing, and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon...

Probably I'll throw away about 8 hours today. It's strange that the amount I produce during vacation is the same as when I'm not on vacation.

I could have done anything in that time, but seeing my browsing history, I basically just checked the OT! a few times and time passed lol.
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

sametdze wrote:

i will make it into hyperborea
i am still not in hyperborea
the focal-point interests of esoteric fascism indeed o.o

Behrauder wrote:

I should be working on the OT! Manga right now, but the reality is that I woke up 3 hours ago and in that time I've literally been doing nothing, and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon...

Probably I'll throw away about 8 hours today. It's strange that the amount I produce during vacation is the same as when I'm not on vacation.

I could have done anything in that time, but seeing my browsing history, I basically just checked the OT! a few times and time passed lol.
understandable, i might be the same way with my art and music, or at least it might be a similar thing

whatever you do, i hope you can try whatever it is that you think you'll enjoy <3
Aireunaeus
Achromalia

Aireunaeus wrote:

the bass in this is... weird, im unsure what's supposed to be happening there but it just doesnt sound good under all the other instruments, it may need some changes

i really like the satisfying textures of the percussion loops in this though (especially those open hats/cymbals), and the rhythmic syncopation with the sampling is very familiar but very fun :D

the chopped sample itself though... leaving it cut up like that at the beginning seems awkward to listen to, even if understandable since it foreshadows the next half of the mp3... but i guess thats fine

overall, a very ok draft with unanswered questions
Aireunaeus

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

the bass in this is... weird, im unsure what's supposed to be happening there but it just doesnt sound good under all the other instruments, it may need some changes

i really like the satisfying textures of the percussion loops in this though (especially those open hats/cymbals), and the rhythmic syncopation with the sampling is very familiar but very fun :D

the chopped sample itself though... leaving it cut up like that at the beginning seems awkward to listen to, even if understandable since it foreshadows the next half of the mp3... but i guess thats fine

overall, a very ok draft with unanswered questions
interesting, i at least thought the bass would be noticable lel. and i thought making the chopped sample abnormally makes it unique lel. thanks for ur feedback btw, i like people who do detailed feedbacks lel
Behrauder
Sorry Marco, I was cleaning Miku and she died... :(



But then I revived her.
Corne2Plum3

Behrauder wrote:

Sorry Marco, I was cleaning Miku and she died... :(



But then I revived her.
F
MrMcMikey22

Behrauder wrote:

Sorry Marco, I was cleaning Miku and she died... :(



But then I revived her.
SekaaAAAAAAAAAAAA I DIE!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@
sametdze
til people like to film ice cream trucks in a simillar fashion to the way railfans film their trains. what do you call these guys?
Behrauder
My dog just knocked on the door (he scratches it to ask to come in) and ran away. I got up to open the door and realized I had been tricked... This is the first time he's fooled me like this, lol.
Behrauder
05/12/2024: Attention, the first chapter of the OT! Manga Adaptation will be slightly delayed, but it is almost finished. Don't worry, I’m doing my best to work quickly while maintaining quality.

Boring excuses:
Basically, I’ve been attending a driving school (4 hours a day). Also, my Oculus Quest 3 arrived, and I can't stop using it (I spend hours and hours configuring things, solving problems, and researching games). All of this somehow magically takes up almost my entire day, and I still can’t figure out how, lol.

While this is true, the main reason for the delay is that I procrastinated way too much, sorry... :(
Achromalia

Behrauder wrote:

05/12/2024: Attention, the first chapter of the OT! Manga Adaptation will be slightly delayed, but it is almost finished. Don't worry, I’m doing my best to work quickly while maintaining quality.

Boring excuses:
Basically, I’ve been attending a driving school (4 hours a day). Also, my Oculus Quest 3 arrived, and I can't stop using it (I spend hours and hours configuring things, solving problems, and researching games). All of this somehow magically takes up almost my entire day, and I still can’t figure out how, lol.

While this is true, the main reason for the delay is that I procrastinated way too much, sorry... :(
that's ok!! it would be cool to see what you'd make, but i'd wait for whatever length of time you'd need. it sounds like there's a lot you're busy with, and if that includes the things you enjoy doing, then that is a wonderful thing :)

spare the time when you can and feel willing to, but otherwise, just focus on living and loving your life. after all, it isn't your job or duty-- or at least in my opinion, it's only as much of those things as you want it to be! we're just here for the ride :>
sametdze
oh my days
reffty_gag

sametdze wrote:

oh my days
im speechless
sametdze
what the fuck are baby name websites anyway?

and also just in case you think i inspect elemented that, no, it really says that
https://www.bounty.com/pregnancy-and-birth/baby-names/baby-name-search/s/samet
Achromalia
abraker and the new lock era, fascinating
sametdze
i just watched a massacre unfold
Karmine
Rest in piss bozos.
Corne2Plum3
24 locked threads in a row wtffff
reffty_gag

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

24 locked threads in a row wtffff
welcome to the new eeeeera
abraker

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

24 locked threads in a row wtffff
And you?

sametdze
can anyone check to make sure the livestream is running smoothly? thx

join up at twitch.tv/sametdze
sametdze
confirmation saars please...
sametdze
fml i think i just accidentally revealed my birth certificate because the actual like head mount thing is way higher than it needs to be
BluePyTheDeer_
Why are like 70% of first page threads locked?
sametdze
2024 OT front page massacre, that's why
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

can anyone check to make sure the livestream is running smoothly? thx

join up at twitch.tv/sametdze
youre just that guy bro (alternatively, "srry im late, just noticed this was here")
sametdze
why is raw milk iilegal here? like its risky to drink it but its just milk..

edit: never mind guys raw milk actually has a chance of killing you
Aireunaeus

sametdze wrote:

why is raw milk iilegal here? like its risky to drink it but its just milk..

edit: never mind guys raw milk actually has a chance of killing you
That’s why pasteurization exists lel
reffty_gag
@Aireunaeus

noooooo the DAMN. is gone :(
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