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Cursed Recipe Thread

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TeeArctic1
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TeeArctic1
So I've done everything from cooking noodles in a dishwasher to using curling irons to cook bacon, but I've yet to truly venture out into the wild world of dubious and potentially hazardous food combinations or recipes.

As such, I want to ask you, fellow denizens of OT - What is your most cursed, questionable or atrocious food reccommendation to date?

I can start by saying it's pretty common here to put cooked eggs and caviar on waffles - or to put nutella with mayo (picture for illustration)



(If it's wild enough, I might try cooking it and posting here)
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i am invested in this simply from this introduction but i have nothing to add T~T
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Hmm, I don't have a bright idea but you can try chocolate drink - made from chocolate powder, with rice.
Cerno
169 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno
rice cream

TeeArctic1
69 posts
Joined December 2014
Topic Starter
TeeArctic1

JustABeginner wrote:

Hmm, I don't have a bright idea but you can try chocolate drink - made from chocolate powder, with rice.
Like...just make chocolate milk...and add rice? Like in the drink?
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Yup!

Cerno's idea is also fun to try. xd
sametdze
339 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
nutell, peanut butter and tomato sandwich
NicNock
50 posts
Joined June 2023
NicNock


despite what the result tells you, this recipe is utter garbage
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Karmine
890 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
A friend of mine once reheated cold fries with an improvised bain-marie in his sink. Not a recipe but the thread reminded me of that.

I've probably tried cursed stuff but can't remember, usually the things I try revolve around causing a heart attack by having you get your daily energy intake in a single bite.
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- Marco -
7,384 posts
Joined December 2011
- Marco -

TeeArctic1 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

DID YOU ACTUALLY

OH MAMMA MIA MA COME CAZZO FAI... IL SIGNOR FERRERO SE FOSSE VIVO SAREBBE MOLTO DELUSO DA TE... MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA
Karmine
890 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

- Marco - wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

DID YOU ACTUALLY

OH MAMMA MIA MA COME CAZZO FAI... IL SIGNOR FERRERO SE FOSSE VIVO SAREBBE MOLTO DELUSO DA TE... MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA
🤌
Corne2Plum3
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Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
wtf is this abomination in the OP?
sametdze
339 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
i tried said abomination in the OP


it wasnt bad
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It's more of like you're adding Nutella with condensed milk.
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i don't remember having anything particularly cursed
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen


This
TeeArctic1
69 posts
Joined December 2014
Topic Starter
TeeArctic1

Karmine wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

DID YOU ACTUALLY

OH MAMMA MIA MA COME CAZZO FAI... IL SIGNOR FERRERO SE FOSSE VIVO SAREBBE MOLTO DELUSO DA TE... MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA
🤌
Ngl it actually isn't that bad. I've had worse
Karmine
890 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:



This
Omg it's the king of salmonella.
Kaaruumii
843 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii
donuts with bbq sauce woohoo
abraker
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Joined July 2014
abraker

Step 1


Aquire a 24 Ct gold plate. The Au aroma is required to give a rich taste!



Step 2


Get cereal. My favorite is Rice Krispies, so we will go with that




Step 3

Tomato juice




Step 4

Mix it all together

Kaaruumii
843 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii

abraker wrote:

Step 1


Aquire a 24 Ct gold plate. The Au aroma is required to give a rich taste!



Step 2


Get cereal. My favorite is Rice Krispies, so we will go with that




Step 3

Tomato juice




Step 4

Mix it all together

this creates mustard gas
TeeArctic1
69 posts
Joined December 2014
Topic Starter
TeeArctic1
Oh god where do I even begin with these suggestions?

Am I going to be put on a watchlist for attempting some of these?
AnnaRazy
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Joined May 2022
AnnaRazy
im surprised no one have suggested the toast sandwich
Karmine
890 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
Actually just try peanut butter jelly (time), I never tried it but it looks cursed.
- Marco -
7,384 posts
Joined December 2011
- Marco -

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Karmine wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK

DID YOU ACTUALLY

OH MAMMA MIA MA COME CAZZO FAI... IL SIGNOR FERRERO SE FOSSE VIVO SAREBBE MOLTO DELUSO DA TE... MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA
🤌
Ngl it actually isn't that bad. I've had worse
It might not be that bad
BUT
Poor Mr.Ferrero, he didn't deserve this.
MistressRemilia
158 posts
Joined January 2024
MistressRemilia
Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Corne2Plum3
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Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Try those ones:
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Try those ones:
How about you try?
Make edible pen. :0
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Kaaruumii
843 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii

JustABeginner wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Try those ones:
How about you try?
Make edible pen. :0
everything is edible if ur brave enough 😉
TeeArctic1
69 posts
Joined December 2014
Topic Starter
TeeArctic1

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
Karmine
890 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
You can maybe try one of the cursed things this man did: https://www.youtube.com/@OrdinarySausage
Not the actually dangerous ones.
MistressRemilia
158 posts
Joined January 2024
MistressRemilia

TeeArctic1 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
Yeah, I figured some wouldn't know about Chipotle... it's basically just giant-ass burritos. Quite tasty, but a bit overpriced imo. I'm not sure where all they exist. I don't think there were any when I lived in Japan...
Jarcrafted
67 posts
Joined January 2019
Jarcrafted
Fruity pebbles on hotdog
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ZnCookie
28 posts
Joined August 2020
ZnCookie
Luosifen
Eating this in the university dormitory might get you kicked out.
B0ii
591 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

AnnaRazy wrote:

im surprised no one have suggested the toast sandwich
what about the toasted toast sandwich?
MangaGrumpy
318 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
Pilk
abraker
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abraker

TeeArctic1 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
not even mcdonald?
Polyspora
448 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora

abraker wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
not even mcdonald?
EL MACO.

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[ Rynn ]
200 posts
Joined November 2020
[ Rynn ]

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Pilk
yummy!
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Pilk
I did that once when I was 5 year old
MistressRemilia
158 posts
Joined January 2024
MistressRemilia

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
not even mcdonald?
EL MACO.

マクド ( ~*-*)~
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Protastic101's yogurt with homemade hot sauce

TeeArctic1
69 posts
Joined December 2014
Topic Starter
TeeArctic1

MistressRemilia wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

abraker wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Put an entire Chipotle burrito in a blender with some hot sauce, puree it, and then eat it with chips like it's dip. It's actually pretty good.
Ngl, Norway doesn't have most of the fast food chains you know. Like at most we have Domino's
not even mcdonald?
EL MACO.

マクド ( ~*-*)~
There's this joke about how a norwegian transfer student comes home and says "Man, I've missed norwegian food so much while I've been away. Can we have tacos today?"

This is in reference to the copious amount of soft-shell tacos (incomparable to actual tacos btw). Also frozen pizza. It's common to have "taco-fridays" and "pizza-saturdays"
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