I always thought you were a POG juice.keremaru wrote:
Technically not wrong.
In the non-canon canon of OT, I'm an alien slime blob who found my way to the center of intelligence in the earliest days of OT!Gov, who employed ninjutsu tactics to feed myself information regarding past events and prepare for future endeavors.
During the Fourth Padoru War, because abraker had released 99% alcohol and made it legal again, I ran a counter-operation to steal and pirate as much 99% alcohol as my forces possibly could, infusing a prior counter-measure that abraker had employed (that being Lean) in order to further evolve the 99% alcohol into 100% alcohol, allowing for my ascension to godhood and infinite possibilities.
Which I've used to continue posting random shit on OT.