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ColdTooth
How intriguing, as with every trend in this hellhole of a subforum we call "home", the plebs are taking it for their own gratitude. Hmph. The Alolan Vulpix sighs to herself, looking over the window from her room, scratching her right ear with a paw. I guess I shall do the same, even if it's bound to get deleted by the overlord himself.

Suddenly, a voice stepped in, quiet and vigilant. What terrible idea, and here I thought the applicants present would have a smarter approach. The ominous voice came from a corner in her room, above a drawer, and possibly from the floating orb with a pedestal. The dim light surrounding it would hum everytime it spoke, mysterious particles floating about. The Vulpix would look over to the orb, closing her silk curtain quickly.

But that's the joy of it, even if it doesn't end up as interesting as the others.

Hmph.. and what does thou do when struggling to persevere the integrity of such questions, personal or not?

The Alolan Vulpix thought for a long moment, feeling almost like a minute. She used this time to look outside once again, eyeing on a few key objects, most notably past some trees. Thou which has the mind of a dragon, will know thy true wisdom. As one as taught me...

Does thou think the consequences of such actions will be brought upon your doing? The dimmed lights turned brighter, as if it were trying to convey a message without raising alarms. Another moment would pass, before the Vulpix smiled.

Open the floodgates. Let the questions come flying about, whether it be with little or greater impact, with the wisdom of a rock, or a raven in the night sky. She walked out of her room, locking it with six magical seals behind her, before wandering down the hallway.

Has she truly gone mad...

(I will answer questions for no reason as much as I can.)
AquaTail
Did you really just write a fanfiction about yourself to justify doing this
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

AquaTail wrote:

Did you really just write a fanfiction about yourself to justify doing this
I personally believe this is just a novel, a paragraph inside of a short chapter. If I truly wanted to build a fanfiction, that would take me months to finalize.
furry hater
Do you have a god complex? Also if you don’t mind asking more, who’s that purple dialogue person?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

furry hater wrote:

Do you have a god complex? Also if you don’t mind asking more, who’s that purple dialogue person?
A god complex? Hmm, some days I feel like I can take on the world, others I just slump down and let the day go by. As for the "purple" dialogue, well, let's just say he's a soul. Possibly to judge one's actions with little harm done to self. Surprised folks are interested in them.
[ Sebastian ]
Where's HotTooth?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Where's HotTooth?
Ah, you might just be referring to "HotFang". Don't know where they are, for all I know they could just be up to no good. They're essentially the polar opposite of me, hence the twist. The Vulpix magically summoned some tea, before drinking it casually.
Aireunaeus
Where is WarmTooth?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

Aireunaeus wrote:

Where is WarmTooth?
The Vulpix tilted her head, confused by the question, but still answered it in her own best words.

I... they don't exist. I said HotFang is my alter ego.
Nuuskamuikkunen
What do you mean? You're a good vulpix.

Wait, what happened to Glaceon btw?
179bpm
opinion on being one of the oldest ot denizens?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

eblf2013 wrote:

What do you mean? You're a good vulpix.

Wait, what happened to Glaceon btw?
Glaceon? Humm.. well if you mean if I could've been a Glaceon, well, that was a long time ago. I used to have a bizarre form of one, with blood orange colors and leaves on it, almost like a Leafeon. She sipped her tea once more, adequate about her different forms she used to take on, and leaning back in her seat. Of course, no matter the form, there's always consequences to have, whether it be the one that proves my downfall later on in life, or the one that excels at defeating every angle possible. And that's just anticipation at that point!


179bpm wrote:

opinion on being one of the oldest ot denizens?
A sly smirk appeared on her face, though it faded back to a neutral look. Hm, well it was really cool back in the day. I guess it's still cool now if I look at things differently, such as the culture, and innovation everyone has. That's probably the hardest part for me to gather information about. I like this subforum at times, but there's a few people that I genuinely think are rather cringe, but there's always a few good apples like Stomiks and Corne. Pleasant denizens to look at with what they do. Hell even Corne made an osu! skin, I myself couldn't fathom to do that, so that's easily a plus in my book.
Corne2Plum3
Why so much hate towards new ppl?
Farfocele
Opinion on TUYU?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Why so much hate towards new ppl?
Eh, some would view me as... cold. But I generally always had this issue for a long while. It's mostly a social problem for me, but I think it's cool if OT had that "grumpy old grandparent" vibe but I think literally nobody would like that. Takes the last sip of her tea, before placing her cup down. A look of uncertainty would appear on her face, with a slight shrug to accompany it, perhaps she's not the best with words when it comes to pure emotion.


Farfocele wrote:

Opinion on TUYU?
I vibe with their music.
Farfocele

ColdTooth wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

Opinion on TUYU?
I vibe with their music.
based vulpix
[ Sebastian ]
Least favorite Vulpix? But they're so cute.

*Headpats*
Rigbyuis
weird doublepost bug on mobile don't watch this
Rigbyuis
what do you think of both gen 8 and 9
Polyspora
is your tooth cold?
179bpm
is hotfang just a regular vulpix
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Least favorite Vulpix? But they're so cute.

*Headpats*
The Vulpix purred as you patted their head. Perhaps it's a sign of happiness, none can tell.


Rigbyuis wrote:

what do you think of both gen 8 and 9
The starters look cool. She thought for a moment, knowing the series hasn't been at the peak for a while. Maybe that's just me. Most of the pokemon in gen 9 look so ridiculous it doesn't even feel like I'm playing a pokemon game.


Polyspora wrote:

is your tooth cold?
Ironically enough, one of the funnier reasons I named myself ColdTooth is because I like ice cream. But no, currently it's a normal temperature.


179bpm wrote:

is hotfang just a regular vulpix
Quite possibly, why does it interest you? If it so pleases the whole crowd here I could get them on the line.
[ Sebastian ]

ColdTooth wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Least favorite Vulpix? But they're so cute.

*Headpats*
The Vulpix purred as you patted their head. Perhaps it's a sign of happiness, none can tell.
Do you want more?

*gives harder headpats*
179bpm

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Least favorite Vulpix? But they're so cute.

*Headpats*
The Vulpix purred as you patted their head. Perhaps it's a sign of happiness, none can tell.
Do you want more?

*gives harder headpats*
dude calm down i think you’re slapping her
Ymir

ColdTooth wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Why so much hate towards new ppl?
Eh, some would view me as... cold. But I generally always had this issue for a long while. It's mostly a social problem for me, but I think it's cool if OT had that "grumpy old grandparent" vibe but I think literally nobody would like that. Takes the last sip of her tea, before placing her cup down. A look of uncertainty would appear on her face, with a slight shrug to accompany it, perhaps she's not the best with words when it comes to pure emotion.
I had some beef in my head with ColdTooth for a while after I joined OT!, but now that I've been here for a bit, I actually don't mind that personality.
There's always a rite of passage when it comes to being a newfag in a forum, a passage which has been lost to time and replaced with something more friendly and welcoming, ColdTooth's personality is a treasured relic of how forums should be.

It's probably for the best we keep it friendly and welcoming, as the younger generation who didn't grow up with Forums will be upset about why "everyone is being so mean!!1!!11", and Off-Topic would die very quickly if we continued the old ways, but I think ColdTooth should keep being ColdTooth.

Topic Starter
ColdTooth

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Least favorite Vulpix? But they're so cute.

*Headpats*
The Vulpix purred as you patted their head. Perhaps it's a sign of happiness, none can tell.
Do you want more?

*gives harder headpats*
The Vulpix leaned into them, almost feeling soothed.



-Remi wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Why so much hate towards new ppl?
Eh, some would view me as... cold. But I generally always had this issue for a long while. It's mostly a social problem for me, but I think it's cool if OT had that "grumpy old grandparent" vibe but I think literally nobody would like that. Takes the last sip of her tea, before placing her cup down. A look of uncertainty would appear on her face, with a slight shrug to accompany it, perhaps she's not the best with words when it comes to pure emotion.
I had some beef in my head with ColdTooth for a while after I joined OT!, but now that I've been here for a bit, I actually don't mind that personality.
There's always a rite of passage when it comes to being a newfag in a forum, a passage which has been lost to time and replaced with something more friendly and welcoming, ColdTooth's personality is a treasured relic of how forums should be.

It's probably for the best we keep it friendly and welcoming, as the younger generation who didn't grow up with Forums will be upset about why "everyone is being so mean!!1!!11", and Off-Topic would die very quickly if we continued the old ways, but I think ColdTooth should keep being ColdTooth.

Yeaaah, back in our day, it was kind of like that. But it's hard to replicate the past, so I move on forward, with little knowledge of the future or the present. Back in the olden days, it was really common to just be a complete jerk to people and others wouldn't mind it. Nowadays it's like most people, excluding new generations here I'm talking about people that get upset over the tiniest detail in life, wouldn't even survive a regular 2010 CoD lobby.

The Vulpix giggled, already going back to those fond memories in her head. I mean, I remember walking into one when I was young, and literally heard the word "fuck" almost every 5 seconds, in all of it's glory. Crazy how back then insulting others was a way of neutral conversation. It's nowhere like that now, and it's easy to understand why, but I still think some of those communities still exist. I'm sure it's probably like that in modern CoD games, but the old ones like MW2 from early 2010s was a gold mine.
[ Sebastian ]

ColdTooth wrote:

Back in the olden days, it was really common to just be a complete jerk to people and others wouldn't mind it. Nowadays it's like most people, excluding new generations here I'm talking about people that get upset over the tiniest detail in life, wouldn't even survive a regular 2010 CoD lobby.
I will admit I was acting like a pussy being upset over the jokes you made about me. I should've just laughed and moved on with it. But instead I had to treat you like an enemy and started hating you. Being in the furry fandom made me a lot more sensitive as I was encouraged to do so by other furries. But I shouldn't use the furry community as a scapegoat like I did in the past. It was me who got offended by those jokes. And from now on I'll be less sensitive about that stuff. I mean it's just words on a screen. It isn't like those words are going to come out of the screen and choke me or something.
z0z
how you doin?

ColdTooth wrote:

-Remi wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Why so much hate towards new ppl?
Eh, some would view me as... cold. But I generally always had this issue for a long while. It's mostly a social problem for me, but I think it's cool if OT had that "grumpy old grandparent" vibe but I think literally nobody would like that. Takes the last sip of her tea, before placing her cup down. A look of uncertainty would appear on her face, with a slight shrug to accompany it, perhaps she's not the best with words when it comes to pure emotion.
I had some beef in my head with ColdTooth for a while after I joined OT!, but now that I've been here for a bit, I actually don't mind that personality.
There's always a rite of passage when it comes to being a newfag in a forum, a passage which has been lost to time and replaced with something more friendly and welcoming, ColdTooth's personality is a treasured relic of how forums should be.

It's probably for the best we keep it friendly and welcoming, as the younger generation who didn't grow up with Forums will be upset about why "everyone is being so mean!!1!!11", and Off-Topic would die very quickly if we continued the old ways, but I think ColdTooth should keep being ColdTooth.

Yeaaah, back in our day, it was kind of like that. But it's hard to replicate the past, so I move on forward, with little knowledge of the future or the present. Back in the olden days, it was really common to just be a complete jerk to people and others wouldn't mind it. Nowadays it's like most people, excluding new generations here I'm talking about people that get upset over the tiniest detail in life, wouldn't even survive a regular 2010 CoD lobby.

The Vulpix giggled, already going back to those fond memories in her head. I mean, I remember walking into one when I was young, and literally heard the word "fuck" almost every 5 seconds, in all of it's glory. Crazy how back then insulting others was a way of neutral conversation. It's nowhere like that now, and it's easy to understand why, but I still think some of those communities still exist. I'm sure it's probably like that in modern CoD games, but the old ones like MW2 from early 2010s was a gold mine.
me being 5-6 years old in 2010, it would be a terrible idea to put me into a game like that but it's very possible that i wouldn't have understood much at that time
Cerno
i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
Stomiks

Cerno wrote:

i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
Just had a lobby yesterday about one guy saying the most heinous shit I've heard in a while because we didn't 5-0 in Search and Destroy lmao
Polyspora

Cerno wrote:

i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
they unironically use the n-word in taiwan?
Cerno

Polyspora wrote:

Cerno wrote:

i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
they unironically use the n-word in taiwan?
i play in NA servers in most games, i absolutely despise Asian servers

and yah you’d occasionally hear it at times, mostly by people unaware of its true meaning and consequences of saying it
B0ii
best warcrime to commit?
Polyspora

Cerno wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Cerno wrote:

i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
they unironically use the n-word in taiwan?
i play in NA servers in most games, i absolutely despise Asian servers
b-but japan kawaii UwU pro gamer apex legends gacha anime rainbow six siege bro how can you despise it???????????????
Cerno

Polyspora wrote:

Cerno wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Cerno wrote:

i feel like CoD lobbies are still as toxic as it always were, had a guy shout 5 n-words in a sentence when i keep on knifing him
they unironically use the n-word in taiwan?
i play in NA servers in most games, i absolutely despise Asian servers
b-but japan kawaii UwU pro gamer apex legends gacha anime rainbow six siege bro how can you despise it???????????????
it’s mostly the language barrier and the fact that most japanese and chinese players are meta slaves

literally cant go about a mission in warframe in the asian server without some dumbass AFKing with a wukong prime
Indomi-chan
do you keep getting cold everyday
Scyla
Do u like vaporeon
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

B0ii wrote:

best warcrime to commit?
Arson. Occasionally nukes.


THETM wrote:

do you keep getting cold everyday
Surprisingly, yes.


Scyla wrote:

Do u like vaporeon
No. Due to previous incidents I generally think the pokemon is awful and every "friend" I eever had that was one was just a piece of shit. And no, I do not think they're "hot" in any way.
[ Sebastian ]

ColdTooth wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Do u like vaporeon
No. Due to previous incidents I generally think the pokemon is awful and every "friend" I eever had that was one was just a piece of shit. And no, I do not think they're "hot" in any way.
Well, do you like Lucario?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Do u like vaporeon
No. Due to previous incidents I generally think the pokemon is awful and every "friend" I eever had that was one was just a piece of shit. And no, I do not think they're "hot" in any way.
Well, do you like Lucario?
Lucario is okay.
Nuuskamuikkunen

Scyla wrote:

Do u like vaporeon
I wish I didn't know the subtext of that question.

Ah right the question:
Best gym leader?
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

eblf2013 wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Do u like vaporeon
I wish I didn't know the subtext of that question.

Ah right the question:
Best gym leader?
Now that, is a good question. If we're counting the Elite 4 + champions, Cynthia takes the spot, with Iris taking second place. Diamond/Pearl/Platinum was what I grew up with, and getting to Cynthia as a kid felt so rewarding. Even more rewarding when I managed to do it with my starter pokemon, but that required some nifty tricks and right combinations to work. Iris (as the Champion) was actually kind of challenging for me which was probably because I viscously rushed with little to no plan on slightly below the level.

She pondered for a moment, scratching her chin. If we aren't including the Elite 4 + and their champion behind them, then it's a close tie between Volkner, Giovanni, and Norman. Great fights, good backstory, and it felt fitting. Volkner was REALLY tough with one pokemon because my starter was Piplup, so I think I grinded for a few weeks.
lostsilver
Steven: me and Mike have a few questions. i'll ask mine first.
question one: do you think you'll ever evolve?
question two: i'm a Pokémon Champion, but i'm not in the elite four. (at least in eeriepump's au i'm not.) why is that?
question three: since i have a Charizard, who is undead, are you scared of me? because i really hope you aren't. if you are, please don't be. i haven't used her in battle for 7 years, so there's no way in The Distortion World that she could hurt you. (her name is Miki, and she's very friendly. she wouldn't even hurt a fly!)
question four: me and Mike have had a hard past, ups and downs, arguments, disagreements, but we've made up. any advice for if we ever fight again?
and the final question: am i scary just because i come from a Creepypasta called "Strangled Red"?
thank you, my lovely Vulpix friend.

Mike: mine are just silly, and i have quite a few less than Steven. so here goes nothing!!
question one: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
question two: do you like Venusaur? because i have one named Kira, and she's my best friend. (well, other than Steven of course.)
and my final question: sometimes i don't sleep well, but only because of my hyperactivity. any advice to help me fall asleep?

(btw sorry if you can't see the text haha)
Topic Starter
ColdTooth

eeriepump wrote:

Steven: me and Mike have a few questions. i'll ask mine first.
question one: do you think you'll ever evolve?
question two: i'm a Pokémon Champion, but i'm not in the elite four. (at least in eeriepump's au i'm not.) why is that?
question three: since i have a Charizard, who is undead, are you scared of me? because i really hope you aren't. if you are, please don't be. i haven't used her in battle for 7 years, so there's no way in The Distortion World that she could hurt you. (her name is Miki, and she's very friendly. she wouldn't even hurt a fly!)
question four: me and Mike have had a hard past, ups and downs, arguments, disagreements, but we've made up. any advice for if we ever fight again?
and the final question: am i scary just because i come from a Creepypasta called "Strangled Red"?
thank you, my lovely Vulpix friend.

Mike: mine are just silly, and i have quite a few less than Steven. so here goes nothing!!
question one: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
question two: do you like Venusaur? because i have one named Kira, and she's my best friend. (well, other than Steven of course.)
and my final question: sometimes i don't sleep well, but only because of my hyperactivity. any advice to help me fall asleep?

(btw sorry if you can't see the text haha)
1) I will never evolve. No reason to, plus I prefer being smaller than average shape. Agility helps with moving around, plus I sort of altered my form to never evolve, evidently time-locked.

2) The skills to become a champion comes from beating the previous champion, which involves beating the elite 4.

3) ..what?

4) Uhh.. don't.. die I suppose?

5) Nothing scares me because I've scared myself to the point of giving myself a reality check every 6 minutes.


Quite the questions she was being asked, but it didn't bother her.

1) Seven and a half watermelons per second.

2) Yes, great pokemon.

3) So, real talk, sleeping sucks. I hate it, but it's a way of recharging our energy. In the past few months I've noticed my sleeping patterns have been off the chart, but as long as you get at minimum 6 hours, you can freely do whatever you want. Getting 5 or less hours can be risky but only worth if you have to do something early, or late. Most importantly, if you oversleep on weekends, don't feel bad, a lot of people do, myself including, and I prefer to just sleep for 6-7 hours, lay for another hour, then get up and greet my day.
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