New entries: ls by Corne2plum3 confession by abraker
New entries: ls by Corne2plum3 confession by abraker
you could just recompile all the copypastas in ot and add them tbh, seems it would be a good fitJustABeginner wrote:
Oh yeah, abraker's infamous copypasta.abraker wrote:
confessionThis is a story of what I went through a several years ago. I didn't feel like sharing until now since it haunted me for some time. I just want to get this off my chest, and leave it behind.
It was just another weekend of me wasting my life away, playing osu!. I finished catching up to the newly ranked maps and felt like exploring the pending section. I was searching for a map that would blow my mind away, just like the first time I saw Knife Party - Centipede. Most maps with extreme difficulty were crap, either troll maps or some other fucked up abomination. A good amount of time passed since I started browsing, and I started to get bored.
I had thought on clicking that “x” on the tab, but noticed a map with a strange name. Its title looked screwed up as if the romanization did not work properly. It had one difficulty and was less than a minute long. I don't remember the mapper but I think he was Australian, but looking back, it wouldn’t be surprising if he used a VPN. What I do remember is that the map’s description was as follows,
"01110011011011110111001001110010011110010111000001101111011011110111001001110011011011110111010101101100011100000110
11000110000101111001011011010110000101110000"
Since I had nothing better to do, bored me decided to break the code. I remember trying every hash decrypter online just to find out that it was just ASCII in binary. I was ready to throw out my laptop out the window, but took a breather instead. I came back and took a look at what it said. It translates to something I still can’t forget, "sorrypoorsoulplaymap". Judging by the crazy high BPM, I was expecting it to be one of those maps that even auto would have trouble on. I decided it would be my last map for the day and play it for funsies. I proceeded to download the map and import it into osu!, but I heard nothing after the import… It was total silence. Yes, I did check my volume settings and it was a blank track.
Most maps with blanked out tracks have hitsounds, so I unticked "ignore beatmap hitsounds" just in case. I was tired after that grueling code cracking, but didn’t skip the intro since it was quite short. While looking at the skip button, I realized the texture was a bit glitched. I believe osu! didn’t have the memory leaks or texture corruption bugs back then, so I still don’t know how that was possible.
As I sat through the song, I noticed the progress display showing that the beatmap was halfway done. There was not a single note played so far, which puzzled me. It was around the last 2 seconds where all of the sudden something on screen flashed just scrolled through and the results screen appeared. Zero 300's, zero 200's, zero 100's... and there was a negative number for the miss count. I am unsure how at least the million notes didn’t manage to lag shit on my piece of toaster trash, but needless to say, it was a troll map.
The following day I went on osu! to grind some pp. I didn't feel like playing the standard mode, so I switched to mania. I was a 100k scrub at that time, barely making it to 3 stars. I remember trying to pass Monster (DotEXE Remix) for hours on end. I decided to play it, expecting to miss randomly as always due to those freakn’ SV’s. I skipped the intro and was presented with a black screen. There were no notes.. This was a clear indicator the game was fucking up. I was thinking to alt-tab out for some time, but it seems I waited long enough for the map to reach the end. However, something weird happened. I once again saw a flash on the screen, something scrolling past, and the results screen popped up. Misses: zero, 50's: zero, 100's: zero, 200's: zero, 300's: zero, Perfects... 583. It was a full 1,000,000 score, getting myself #1 in the global ranks.
At this point my mind was blank. I didn't hit a single note, but I got full perfect! It was absurd. I clicked on another song I had struggled with at the time called Mermaid Girl. Again, there was a black background, no notes. 927 perfect's, full 1,000,000 score! Now, what would a typical noob do given this godly power? You guessed it, play the hardest map. So I scrolled to AiAe and clicked it. Seeing me #1 on the map’s leaderboard was weird. I did nothing, yet I beat everyone. AND HOLY SHIT, That 780 pp!
Looking back, bancho was REALLY slacking if it couldn’t tell something’s up. The osu! community, however, caught on quickly (now I know it was osugame). It didn't take long for me to start getting PM’s from players accusing me of hacking. My response: "I am not a hacker. I am just playing the maps". I didn’t know any better at the time. It was a couple months since I first started playing osu! I didn't know how everything worked. Get banned? Nope, didn't even cross my mind! I went on to become the #1 in the world, surpassing Ideu- in mania at the time. And then I thought, why not dominate other gamemodes too?
I lasted maybe a day until the inevitable happened. There was not much else to do other than tell about this supposed magical map that used some glitch in osu! to allow me to perfect every map. I spent at least an hour painstakingly scrolling through the thousands of maps I had, trying to find that glitched map until I remembered that I can sort by date added. It should have been near the bottom of the list, but it wasn't. It wasn't even in the songs folder. Spending hours trying to find this cursed map on the beatmap listing was also resulted in a fail. Maybe bloodcat had it, but how the fuck do you write that jumbled mess of a title?
I had nothing else to do but hope the osu! staff believed me. I submitted an appeal request saying that I just played maps, something flashed, and I got a full perfect. The osu! staff did not disappoint me! I got an email back saying, "You are not telling the truth. Tell the truth or Fuck Off!". How was I supposed to explain this anomaly? I sent them a reply explaining that I was telling the truth. I explained how the map is not there anymore, gave the mapper's name and everything. Unfortunately, there was no proof. Neither the mapper nor the beat-map existed.. And now my old account doesn't exist. However, I did get a middle-finger meme from peppy in the email, which was rather sweet of him.
I decided not to create drama on the forums and reddit since I doubted it would get my account back. It was only a couple months when I decided to fuck the rules and make a new account. All info about me was wiped anyway, nobody should know who I was. Then why did I decide to tell this now? I feel like I needed get rid of a haunted part of my past. And it doesn't matter to me that my previous identity got wiped anymore. I got over it.
If you read through this far, then thank you. I won’t be answering any questions regarding this, so the mods can just lock this. Sorry. It’s not something I like to talk about and the fact that I mustered up the courage to even post this is enough.
OT chronicles would helpStomiks wrote:
True. This thread could expand into a compilation of every ot made literature, not just the ones made for this thread.
Im reminded of the time I tried and mostly failed to make a quality thread.Stomiks wrote:
True. This thread could expand into a compilation of every ot made literature, not just the ones made for this thread.
FAQ and Rules has been updated. New entries: Wonder by Kataru Sam Adams by Kataru
Don't worry about it. The Library of OT accepts all books of OT users. I literally started writing stories just for this thread lol.Kataru wrote:
I'm quite new at making literature making stories is just not my thing so if its bad then tell me
it should 100% count but get permission firstStomiks wrote:
FAQ and Rules has been updated. New entries: Wonder by Kataru Sam Adams by KataruDon't worry about it. The Library of OT accepts all books of OT users. I literally started writing stories just for this thread lol.Kataru wrote:
I'm quite new at making literature making stories is just not my thing so if its bad then tell me
Also, if you guys are down on having this thread include OT literature from other threads and ones from the past, then be sure to tell me. I could change some things and find threads that could count as literature but I'll also need some help finding them.
Depends on how many people will participate here. This thread may be already dead and it would never hit the character limit.abraker wrote:
I wonder how soon you will hit the 60k character limit
It's going to be reached very fast, especially if people add long stories or copypastasStomiks wrote:
Depends on how many people will participate here. This thread may be already dead and it would never hit the character limit.abraker wrote:
I wonder how soon you will hit the 60k character limit
New Entries: cry by kataru neko by kataru How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT!(a Guide) book one by A_childIGuess
lol. I was considering putting this in the special section until I looked at the bottom text.Polyspora wrote:
In the middle of the wayIn the middle of the way there was a rock.
There was a rock in my way.
There was a rock.
In the middle of the way there was a rock.
I'll never forget this event.
In the vitality of my tired retina.
I'll never forget this event.
There was a rock.
The rock was in the middle of the way.
In the middle of the way there was a rock.
this is not mine please dont add it, I just took the chance to share this beautiful poem
yup made it bigger now so people wont say I'm plagiarizingStomiks wrote:
lol. I was considering putting this in the special section until I looked at the bottom text.Polyspora wrote:
In the middle of the wayIn the middle of the way there was a rock.
There was a rock in my way.
There was a rock.
In the middle of the way there was a rock.
I'll never forget this event.
In the vitality of my tired retina.
I'll never forget this event.
There was a rock.
The rock was in the middle of the way.
In the middle of the way there was a rock.
this is not mine please dont add it, I just took the chance to share this beautiful poem
wrote:
Hello.
wrote:
Welcome to the Library of OT.wrote:
Have you found books that peaks your interest?wrote:
Let me guide you.
wrote:
You might lose your way into this dark hallway,
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But do not worry for I have a lamp.wrote:
This lamp provides us protection once we go to... there.wrote:
There might be some interesting things down there, but as most people experienced, that is not a safe place to go.
wrote:
Here we are. I bid you farewell, and goodluck finding the books to your liking. Just never touch the book "How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT!(a Guide) book one". It's really dangerous. Oh you already did it.
You're really dedicated to writing books huh?Kataru wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Welcome to the Library of OT.wrote:
Have you found books that peaks your interest?wrote:
Let me guide you.wrote:
You might lose your way into this dark hallway,wrote:
But do not worry for I have a lamp.wrote:
This lamp provides us protection once we go to... there.wrote:
There might be some interesting things down there, but as most people experienced, that is not a safe place to go.wrote:
Here we are. I bid you farewell, and goodluck finding the books to your liking. Just never touch the book "How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT!(a Guide) book one". It's really dangerous. Oh you already did it.
maybe, It's just the one new thing i'm doing rn i'm bored manStomiks wrote:
You're really dedicated to writing books huh?Kataru wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Welcome to the Library of OT.wrote:
Have you found books that peaks your interest?wrote:
Let me guide you.wrote:
You might lose your way into this dark hallway,wrote:
But do not worry for I have a lamp.wrote:
This lamp provides us protection once we go to... there.wrote:
There might be some interesting things down there, but as most people experienced, that is not a safe place to go.wrote:
Here we are. I bid you farewell, and goodluck finding the books to your liking. Just never touch the book "How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT!(a Guide) book one". It's really dangerous. Oh you already did it.
Gonna update it after I'm not busy anymore.
New Entries: Hello. by Kataru Errors fixed: the last parts of the book "neko"
ah, sorry. Must've been some errors while putting it in.Kataru wrote:
the neko Chapter I was missing the last parts wut happened?Stomiks wrote:
You're really dedicated to writing books huh?Kataru wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Hello.wrote:
Welcome to the Library of OT.wrote:
Have you found books that peaks your interest?wrote:
Let me guide you.wrote:
You might lose your way into this dark hallway,wrote:
But do not worry for I have a lamp.wrote:
This lamp provides us protection once we go to... there.wrote:
There might be some interesting things down there, but as most people experienced, that is not a safe place to go.wrote:
Here we are. I bid you farewell, and goodluck finding the books to your liking. Just never touch the book "How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT!(a Guide) book one". It's really dangerous. Oh you already did it.
Gonna update it after I'm not busy anymore.
My book wenMFGSTC wrote:
Scyla's cursed inspirational quotes when
Write it firstScyla wrote:
My book wenMFGSTC wrote:
Scyla's cursed inspirational quotes when
Just keeping that for future generationsCorne2Plum3 wrote:
do me
"good"Polyspora wrote:
I think its your first good post of the month, nice!
wdym?Karmine wrote:
Just keeping that for future generationsCorne2Plum3 wrote:
do me
Put your title in the box's title.A_childIGuess wrote:
How to Get Your Thread Locked n OT! a Guide book 2
I think I fixed itStomiks wrote:
Put your title in the box's title.A_childIGuess wrote:
1. ask a mod to lock you threadHow to Get Your Thread Locked n OT! a Guide book 2
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dont
...A_childIGuess wrote:
I think I fixed itStomiks wrote:
Put your title in the box's title.A_childIGuess wrote:
1. ask a mod to lock you threadHow to Get Your Thread Locked n OT! a Guide book 2
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dont
Stomiks wrote:
How do I submit my literary works?
Post your work in this thread inside a box, with it having the title for your book like this:TitleFormat it to your liking if you want, and I'll put it up in the main post and further format it if necessary. Be sure to mention it's literary type so I could categorize it accordingly.Contents of book here
I dont know what you mean by "put your title in the boxes title"Stomiks wrote:
...A_childIGuess wrote:
I think I fixed itStomiks wrote:
Put your title in the box's title.A_childIGuess wrote:
1. ask a mod to lock you threadHow to Get Your Thread Locked n OT! a Guide book 2
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dontStomiks wrote:
How do I submit my literary works?
Post your work in this thread inside a box, with it having the title for your book like this:TitleFormat it to your liking if you want, and I'll put it up in the main post and further format it if necessary. Be sure to mention it's literary type so I could categorize it accordingly.Contents of book here
fixedA_childIGuess wrote:
How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT! a Guide book 21. ask a mod to lock you thread
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dont
thanks this guide works perfectlyA_childIGuess wrote:
How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT! a Guide book 21. ask a mod to lock you thread
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dont
Good.A_childIGuess wrote:
fixedA_childIGuess wrote:
How to Get Your Thread Locked on OT! a Guide book 21. ask a mod to lock you thread
this is the easiest way to get a lock
2.post a birthday thread with no anime dancing gifs
this is gonna get you thread locked as soon as a mod sees that your thread has no dancing anime gifs
3.Dont be rude to other players
please dont
Made it clearer on how to submit books. New Entries: THE TEN GREAT STOMIKS QUOTE by Scyla How to Get Your Thread Locked n OT! a Guide book 2 by A_childIGuess Errors fixed: Special section being inside the Realistic Fiction box
he could just ask abraker to edit the second reply for him, like what he did in ot chroniclesManishh wrote:
When he hit the limit, I will be keep updating it I hope
Yeah, that's what I'm planning to do. There's no way I'm entrusting manishh to handle this for me.Cerno wrote:
he could just ask abraker to edit the second reply for him, like what he did in ot chroniclesManishh wrote:
When he hit the limit, I will be keep updating it I hope
idk if it's possible to change the post authorStomiks wrote:
Yeah, that's what I'm planning to do. There's no way I'm entrusting manishh to handle this for me.Cerno wrote:
he could just ask abraker to edit the second reply for him, like what he did in ot chroniclesManishh wrote:
When he hit the limit, I will be keep updating it I hope
As a moderator, he can overwrite posts, but he doesn't change the post authorManishh wrote:
Dude updated ot chronicle after 6months.
Anyway it's the same thing
hmm, if that's the case, I could make another thread if this one reached the limit.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
As a moderator, he can overwrite posts, but he doesn't change the post authorManishh wrote:
Dude updated ot chronicle after 6months.
Anyway it's the same thing
It would be sad if i can't update neko anymoreStomiks wrote:
hmm, if that's the case, I could make another thread if this one reached the limit.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
As a moderator, he can overwrite posts, but he doesn't change the post authorManishh wrote:
Dude updated ot chronicle after 6months.
Anyway it's the same thing
At this point I would make a Google Drive folder with 1 doc file for each story.Kataru wrote:
It would be sad if i can't update neko anymoreStomiks wrote:
hmm, if that's the case, I could make another thread if this one reached the limit.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
As a moderator, he can overwrite posts, but he doesn't change the post authorManishh wrote:
Dude updated ot chronicle after 6months.
Anyway it's the same thing
Innocence is cuteCorne2Plum3 wrote:
wdym?Karmine wrote:
Just keeping that for future generationsCorne2Plum3 wrote:
do me
New Entries: Neko Chapter 2 by Kataru Ann and the halloween Padoru by A_childIGuess "Existence" by keremaru
I mean, we aren't professional writers lol.JustABeginner wrote:
Why do I feel like this is like Wattpad?
INVITE PROFESSIONAL WRITERSJustABeginner wrote:
Why do I feel like this is like Wattpad?
woooStomiks wrote:
New Entries: Neko Chapter 2 by Kataru Ann and the halloween Padoru by A_childIGuess "Existence" by keremaru