the last thing you googled is the way you die‬ · forum‬

WitherMite

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2022-03-08T15:57:15+00:00

FG post? also second thread today

translate:

idk some guy talks me to death in a language ive never heard of
or my head just gets violently translated 5m in the x direction

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Why am I still here? Idk tbh

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2022-03-08T15:58:43+00:00

cant believe i'll die due to glass gem corn cobs, this is a gigantic tragedy

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

abraker

Global Moderator

8,356 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2022-03-08T16:06:54+00:00

Guess I will fail dying successfully!

std skin 2021: link | mania skin 2021: (vanilla ver ~ hidden ver)
osu!Skills - Compare your skills in a slightly different way
OT!neus - osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server

Serenalav

20 posts

Joined December 2021

Serenalav 2022-03-08T16:22:10+00:00

I had to search to find my search history, so I guess I will die by my search history.
-Serenalav

-Serenalav

keremaru

228 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2022-03-08T21:41:57+00:00

impossible. i cannot die--

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2022-03-08T22:30:57+00:00

i forgot what i searched up

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2022-03-08T23:10:14+00:00

"29/16 time signature": the rhythm of my body's percussive strikes 
as it tumbles down the stairs.

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⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-03-09T00:14:23+00:00

I can't sleep.

SilentWuffer

293 posts

Joined December 2017

SilentWuffer 2022-03-09T03:30:38+00:00

Password vn

I have incredible amounts of skill issue

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,882 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2022-03-09T11:16:20+00:00

The last thing I googled is Reddit... How I'm supposed to die?

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2022-03-09T22:29:02+00:00

Corne2Plum3 wrote:
The last thing I googled is Reddit... How I'm supposed to die?

you'll become a neckbeard and morbidly obese

Edgar_Figaro

925 posts

Joined May 2015

Edgar_Figaro 2022-03-10T04:57:55+00:00

Last thing I searched was regarding food for my cat. I guess death by cat food?

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-03-10T14:17:41+00:00

Last thing I searched is "quaver skin to osu!mania converter".
I'm going to get converted.

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-10T14:32:16+00:00

Last thing I searched was to convert 1999$ in inr. I actually searched "1999$". I am going to get lots of money and then I'll die due to money overload???? what

HoosierTransfer

279 posts

Joined October 2021

Topic Starter

HoosierTransfer 2022-03-10T14:36:12+00:00

the last thing i googled is osu clock. idk how im going to die from osu clock

pronouns: she/her

abraker

Global Moderator

8,356 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2022-03-10T16:25:17+00:00

Im gonna be walking down the street when someone yeets their tv out their 5 story apartment right onto my head

std skin 2021: link | mania skin 2021: (vanilla ver ~ hidden ver)
osu!Skills - Compare your skills in a slightly different way
OT!neus - osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server

[RUE]Bambinex

343 posts

Joined October 2020

[RUE]Bambinex 2022-03-11T15:29:37+00:00

"ascii codes for numbers"
Guess I'll die by being converted to ascii idk

Playing stepmania now, I'm not sure if I'll stay very active on ctb or osu! in general. Only time will tell I guess

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,882 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2022-03-12T22:36:28+00:00

osu will kill me tf

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2022-03-13T01:33:47+00:00

"define exuviation"

my body will shed its skin and fat, leaving behind bare musculature, exposed nerves, and a sad skeleton within. the blood loss exceeds reason.

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⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-13T09:43:16+00:00

"electricity chapter class 10". I'll die through being electrocuted with the power of 10 Amperes.

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Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-03-13T09:53:59+00:00

"How to use a washing machine"

Guess I'll get electrocuted while trying to use one.

Patatitta

1,381 posts

Joined February 2020

Patatitta 2022-03-13T13:23:06+00:00

orphan español

was checking spelling/translation

Discord de CTB España | OT!eras | Patatitta's analysis corner

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,882 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2022-03-13T23:30:23+00:00

Dying from Covid-19... :/

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JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-03-13T23:37:40+00:00

Died from an osu!player and grandmaster at chess.

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-14T08:17:03+00:00

Died from eating malaysian food, I guess that food was poisonous

HoosierTransfer

279 posts

Joined October 2021

Topic Starter

HoosierTransfer 2022-03-14T11:12:29+00:00

i die from esoteric programming languages

pronouns: she/her

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-14T14:37:03+00:00

I will die from creating google forms

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2022-03-14T22:46:35+00:00

"silk moth wings"

i shall mutate and develop new wings, in a manner far too violent for my own health, and decease from blood loss once more.

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⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,882 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2022-03-14T22:51:46+00:00

dying from playing Kahoot the f*ck?

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-15T07:51:30+00:00

I'll die from going into phillipines since it's an island?? what. I searched "is phillipines an island"

[RUE]Bambinex

343 posts

Joined October 2020

[RUE]Bambinex 2022-03-15T09:24:10+00:00

I'll die from eating camembert LOL

Playing stepmania now, I'm not sure if I'll stay very active on ctb or osu! in general. Only time will tell I guess

Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-03-15T10:58:53+00:00

"genshin bartender challenge the perfect bartender guide"

I die from trying to cheat an minigame.

Rhythm32

95 posts

Joined July 2020

Rhythm32 2022-03-16T04:09:31+00:00

I die from getting a fraud when convert Indian Rupees to Russian Ruble.

Karmine

1,036 posts

Joined November 2015

Karmine 2022-03-16T12:45:46+00:00

Lima beans.
Guess I'll have to avoid them.

DeletedUser_24580160

DeletedUser_24580160 2022-03-20T09:08:31+00:00

Google translate:

uh oh

i use google translate everyday

i even have the extension

i can hear the voice coming after me

iiyo-

1,138 posts

Joined December 2020

iiyo- 2022-03-21T18:35:34+00:00

9000 - 3607

my math teacher kills me apparently

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Taj

48 posts

Joined December 2015

Taj 2022-03-30T18:57:08+00:00

JBS Foods International

I guess I ate their food too much and died?

The Right Person Will Stay

Foxrish

Foxrish 2022-03-31T01:41:56+00:00

"Osu!"

Dangit, looks like I'll die from playing too much Osu!

Karmine

1,036 posts

Joined November 2015

Karmine 2022-03-31T08:55:45+00:00

Foxrish wrote:
"Osu!"

Dangit, looks like I'll die from playing too much Osu!

Ron Perlman

I'm scared

DeletedUser_24580160

DeletedUser_24580160 2022-04-01T11:30:17+00:00

"how much cents in a half tone"
oh no not the confusing quarter tones my brain is severely melted

iiyo-

1,138 posts

Joined December 2020

iiyo- 2022-04-01T18:18:33+00:00

osu! april fools.. i don't know, maybe i fall into osu! coin debt, go to jail, and die? or maybe go insane after 5 years in a row of the sneezing girl sound being the april fools in osu

onko342

18 posts

Joined February 2022

onko342 2022-05-18T12:57:42+00:00

Never gonna give you up: I die from listening to Never Gonna Give You Up too many times in a row

This Signature Is Sponsored By: https://rr.noordstar.me/free-osusupporter-just-perform-a-simple-r-a64f2199

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2022-05-21T06:26:25+00:00

"define pupa"

i artificially expire in order for my corpse to morph into the host of some kind of insect's stage of development.

⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

Sophie Twilight

538 posts

Joined October 2019

Sophie Twilight 2022-05-22T10:41:18+00:00

"Takasaki Yuu piano"

Guess I'm finished when listening to her piano play..

[ Sebastian ]

585 posts

Joined July 2021

[ Sebastian ] 2022-06-08T02:14:03+00:00

"especially"

I guess I die from being especially bad.

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-17T12:52:40+00:00

osu mapping guide - I map so much that i die, but at least i get some ranked maps out of it.

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onko342

18 posts

Joined February 2022

onko342 2022-06-17T14:40:14+00:00

incorrect quote generator - I say all the wrong things and die because of insulting someone I shouldn't have insulted

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Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-17T18:05:09+00:00

sudo apt-get

i type sudo apt-get poison and get poisoned to death

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Cubedflame

172 posts

Joined August 2021

Cubedflame 2022-06-18T03:24:22+00:00

osu.ppy.sh
makes sense i guess

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-18T03:53:23+00:00

The wayback machine. I travel to the big bang and die instantly.

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Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-06-18T07:09:22+00:00

Flip a coin. I have a 50/50 chance of dying

SSit

SSit 2022-06-18T09:21:09+00:00

i will die because i make kebab o.o

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-18T15:06:46+00:00

"roll a d20" I fail a death save in DnD... But it's IRL.

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_syrnz12_

22 posts

Joined July 2021

_syrnz12_ 2022-06-24T08:05:31+00:00

ok, n~

I was searching how to type ñ OK?!

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-24T14:27:36+00:00

Minecraft Biomes...

I overdose on minecraft.

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Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,882 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2022-06-25T12:57:53+00:00

amaranth color??

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Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-06-25T17:10:16+00:00

unicycle

unicycle accident

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Puppet

250 posts

Joined December 2019

Puppet 2022-06-29T21:04:25+00:00

i will when playing a osu tourney then ig

i f*cking love rainbow's

Cubedflame

172 posts

Joined August 2021

Cubedflame 2022-06-29T21:11:09+00:00

integral of 1/x

teaves54

98 posts

Joined May 2021

teaves54 2022-06-30T02:20:41+00:00

karma akabane

1 successful assassination attempt later:i'm dead

Raise Your Hand If You Hate Zan'ei

Also,I'm A Guy

_syrnz12_

22 posts

Joined July 2021

_syrnz12_ 2022-07-12T06:16:30+00:00

techno-chan.

wha-whaaaaaAAAAT?

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-03T06:40:39+00:00

congratulations meme

TGGD

607 posts

Joined November 2021

TGGD 2022-08-03T06:41:30+00:00

Nishikata

Wait...

asdfghjk

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-03T06:41:43+00:00

JustABeginner wrote:
congratulations meme

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2022-08-03T06:48:07+00:00

died in a dorm

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-03T06:49:03+00:00

JustABeginner wrote:
JustABeginner wrote:
congratulations meme

Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-08-03T10:19:32+00:00

death by US' cheese reserves

MangaGrumpy

374 posts

Joined May 2022

MangaGrumpy 2022-08-03T19:42:24+00:00

Buena Vista Pictures Distribution

bi/demiandrogyne-he/she/they
pfp by lostsilver!

Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-08-20T06:05:58+00:00

Malaysia

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-20T06:09:37+00:00

Real estate.

Zelzatter Zero

4,065 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2022-08-29T02:13:35+00:00

Apocalypse

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,267 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2022-08-29T02:42:35+00:00

Disney

Oh crap, there are so many ways I could die.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2022-08-29T04:28:21+00:00

i die from telekinesis, cant believe it

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

Aireunaeus

3,113 posts

Joined December 2021

Aireunaeus 2022-08-29T04:54:03+00:00

I will be murderered by a admin??

Abraker please don't

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TGGD

607 posts

Joined November 2021

TGGD 2022-08-29T05:53:06+00:00

Bo Burnham: Inside

I question myself now

asdfghjk

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,267 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2022-08-29T16:38:23+00:00

Dollar exchange rate. How?

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

HoosierTransfer

279 posts

Joined October 2021

Topic Starter

HoosierTransfer 2022-08-29T17:25:54+00:00

i die from aiming to fast

pronouns: she/her

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-08-30T12:16:16+00:00

Worldle: I die from being teleported and dying in a random territory.

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JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-30T14:32:58+00:00

spongebob sus

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,267 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2022-08-30T14:51:56+00:00

7.81*1.20=

Okay?

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Aireunaeus

3,113 posts

Joined December 2021

Aireunaeus 2022-08-30T15:23:20+00:00

you

What does that mean????

Suicide??

Zelzatter Zero

4,065 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2022-08-31T02:43:47+00:00

jailer

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,267 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2022-08-31T02:56:54+00:00

Warden... FUCK.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-31T04:14:36+00:00

A course on how to drive a helicopter. price

Farfocele

1,105 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2022-08-31T17:35:54+00:00

tetris effect - I get crushed by an I piece

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JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-08-31T23:21:58+00:00

enticing

Aireunaeus

3,113 posts

Joined December 2021

Aireunaeus 2022-09-01T04:28:50+00:00

Quantum Physics?

I guess i solved it and went to heaven as gift.

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-09-01T04:55:07+00:00

inducive

Aireunaeus

3,113 posts

Joined December 2021

Aireunaeus 2022-09-04T04:22:04+00:00

Dall-E Mini

AI killed me for showing me Impossible pictures lol

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-09-05T11:10:39+00:00

Game framework.

Stomiks

9,038 posts

Joined March 2021

Stomiks 2022-09-06T03:03:41+00:00

reaction

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2022-09-07T11:44:03+00:00

Isaac Newton.

TGGD

607 posts

Joined November 2021

TGGD 2022-09-17T23:26:15+00:00

Repost if you're brave

asdfghjk

B0ii

586 posts

Joined November 2021

B0ii 2022-09-17T23:45:21+00:00

Straight angle
I got impaled by an angle

it was for a math assignment ok?

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A Member of the Grass Party
I love emoticons :‎D

`:/`

I make music
(SoundCloud), (NG)

TGGD

607 posts

Joined November 2021

TGGD 2022-10-09T17:24:44+00:00

by

I'm confused

asdfghjk

Aireunaeus

3,113 posts

Joined December 2021

Aireunaeus 2022-10-09T17:27:09+00:00

Sheldon's Number

So i'll die in 73 years. interesting...

TGGD

607 posts

Joined November 2021

TGGD 2022-10-23T15:41:30+00:00

Google item search

...

asdfghjk

[ Sebastian ]

585 posts

Joined July 2021

[ Sebastian ] 2022-10-23T16:30:09+00:00

I'd die by tew.

(I was trying to type Twitter but misspelled it)

GamlA

94 posts

Joined April 2022

GamlA 2022-10-23T16:40:48+00:00

"economic welfare over time"

Interpretation: The economic welfare in my area will very suddenly & sharply decline, and I will die in the impending disaster.

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it's GamlA with an L

a spoiler box

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2022-10-24T03:22:55+00:00

"inuktitut syllabary"

i'm not even going to interpret that

⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

the last thing you googled is the way you die

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Foxrish wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

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