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the last thing you googled is the way you die

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HoosierTransfer
i will go first

monkeytype: i die from typing to fast
WitherMite
FG post? also second thread today

translate:

idk some guy talks me to death in a language ive never heard of
or my head just gets violently translated 5m in the x direction
pentaqola
cant believe i'll die due to glass gem corn cobs, this is a gigantic tragedy
abraker


Guess I will fail dying successfully!
Serenalav
I had to search to find my search history, so I guess I will die by my search history.
-Serenalav
keremaru
impossible. i cannot die--

z0z
i forgot what i searched up
Achromalia
"29/16 time signature": the rhythm of my body's percussive strikes 
as it tumbles down the stairs.
Stomiks
I can't sleep.
SilentWuffer
Password vn
Corne2Plum3
The last thing I googled is Reddit... How I'm supposed to die?
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

The last thing I googled is Reddit... How I'm supposed to die?
you'll become a neckbeard and morbidly obese
Edgar_Figaro
Last thing I searched was regarding food for my cat. I guess death by cat food?
JustABeginner
Last thing I searched is "quaver skin to osu!mania converter".
I'm going to get converted.
Rhythm32
Last thing I searched was to convert 1999$ in inr. I actually searched "1999$". I am going to get lots of money and then I'll die due to money overload???? what
Topic Starter
HoosierTransfer
the last thing i googled is osu clock. idk how im going to die from osu clock
abraker


Im gonna be walking down the street when someone yeets their tv out their 5 story apartment right onto my head
Jacques Chirac
"ascii codes for numbers"
Guess I'll die by being converted to ascii idk
Corne2Plum3
osu will kill me tf
Achromalia
"define exuviation"

my body will shed its skin and fat, leaving behind bare musculature, exposed nerves, and a sad skeleton within. the blood loss exceeds reason.
Rhythm32
"electricity chapter class 10". I'll die through being electrocuted with the power of 10 Amperes.
Stomiks
"How to use a washing machine"

Guess I'll get electrocuted while trying to use one.
Patatitta
orphan español

was checking spelling/translation
Corne2Plum3
Dying from Covid-19... :/
JustABeginner
Died from an osu!player and grandmaster at chess.
Rhythm32
Died from eating malaysian food, I guess that food was poisonous
Topic Starter
HoosierTransfer
i die from esoteric programming languages
Rhythm32
I will die from creating google forms
Achromalia
"silk moth wings"

i shall mutate and develop new wings, in a manner far too violent for my own health, and decease from blood loss once more.
Corne2Plum3
dying from playing Kahoot the f*ck?
Rhythm32
I'll die from going into phillipines since it's an island?? what. I searched "is phillipines an island"
Jacques Chirac
I'll die from eating camembert LOL
Stomiks
"genshin bartender challenge the perfect bartender guide"

I die from trying to cheat an minigame.
Rhythm32
I die from getting a fraud when convert Indian Rupees to Russian Ruble.
Karmine
Lima beans.
Guess I'll have to avoid them.
DeletedUser_24580160
Google translate:

uh oh

i use google translate everyday

i even have the extension

i can hear the voice coming after me
advu_
9000 - 3607

my math teacher kills me apparently
Taj
JBS Foods International

I guess I ate their food too much and died?
Foxrish
"Osu!"

Dangit, looks like I'll die from playing too much Osu!
Karmine

Foxrish wrote:

"Osu!"

Dangit, looks like I'll die from playing too much Osu!

Ron Perlman

I'm scared
DeletedUser_24580160
"how much cents in a half tone"
oh no not the confusing quarter tones my brain is severely melted
advu_
osu! april fools.. i don't know, maybe i fall into osu! coin debt, go to jail, and die? or maybe go insane after 5 years in a row of the sneezing girl sound being the april fools in osu
onko342
Never gonna give you up: I die from listening to Never Gonna Give You Up too many times in a row
Achromalia
"define pupa"

i artificially expire in order for my corpse to morph into the host of some kind of insect's stage of development.
Sophie Twilight
"Takasaki Yuu piano"

Guess I'm finished when listening to her piano play..
[ Sebastian ]
"especially"

I guess I die from being especially bad.
Farfocele
osu mapping guide - I map so much that i die, but at least i get some ranked maps out of it.
onko342
incorrect quote generator - I say all the wrong things and die because of insulting someone I shouldn't have insulted
Farfocele
sudo apt-get

i type sudo apt-get poison and get poisoned to death
Cubedflame
osu.ppy.sh
makes sense i guess
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