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JustABeginner

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2021-06-07T23:56:24+00:00

JAB's guide on how to be confident.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Practise talking to the person in front of you with a loud brave voice.

abraker

Global Moderator

8,295 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2021-06-08T00:46:25+00:00

Step 3: Assert dominance by winning in a staring contest with that person

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Asian Warlord

33 posts

Joined November 2020

Asian Warlord 2021-06-08T00:49:05+00:00

Step 4: Tell the person in the mirror, why is he so sexy?

ShinRun

263 posts

Joined November 2020

ShinRun 2021-06-08T00:54:29+00:00

Step 5: Realize that the mirror was actually a hole in the wall that lead to your neighbor’s house

“Disappointments comes in all shape and sizes”

z0z

497 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2021-06-08T02:24:07+00:00

Step 6: I break the mirror on accident

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WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-06-08T16:54:53+00:00

step 7: realize there is no mirror and wake up bald in a vat

Why am I still here? Idk tbh

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,650 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2021-06-08T23:48:40+00:00

Can you fill this post please, it's for a future thread: https://forms.gle/KzjWGe6KTS2koLVd9

igotthis

10 posts

Joined March 2020

igotthis 2021-06-17T12:20:40+00:00

can i have a spanish plz

i use arrow keys to move the cursor.

Penguin

319 posts

Joined August 2013

Penguin 2021-06-17T22:26:13+00:00

¿Por qué?

edit:

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old name: Penguinsanez / Penguin Sanchez

igorsprite

623 posts

Joined September 2015

igorsprite 2021-06-19T18:48:31+00:00

igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz

Não

Serraionga

11,477 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2021-06-20T20:39:41+00:00

igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz

What Did They Mean By This.

ShinRun

263 posts

Joined November 2020

ShinRun 2021-06-21T00:09:59+00:00

Serraionga wrote:
igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz
What Did They Mean By This.

They’re looking for a guy named “Spanish”

“Disappointments comes in all shape and sizes”

WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-06-21T10:10:11+00:00

ShinRun wrote:
Serraionga wrote:
igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz
What Did They Mean By This.
They’re looking for a guy named “Spanish”

nah they just wanted someone to say:

"por favor"

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Why am I still here? Idk tbh

igorsprite

623 posts

Joined September 2015

igorsprite 2021-06-21T12:55:02+00:00

WitherMite wrote:
ShinRun wrote:
Serraionga wrote:
igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz
What Did They Mean By This.
They’re looking for a guy named “Spanish”
nah they just wanted someone to say:

"por favor"

Or "pf"

WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-06-21T16:52:53+00:00

Why am I still here? Idk tbh

pentaqola

43 posts

Joined May 2018

pentaqola 2021-06-23T05:17:45+00:00

WitherMite wrote:

wow a pathway to my brain!

if you found my osu acc through google:
reminder that my old posts in this site does not represent me anymore

i stopped playing osu! and changed a lot through my absence. i feel happier now being free from it :]

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-06-28T22:55:19+00:00

igotthis wrote:
can i have a spanish plz

Hola, mi nombre es eblf2013 y soy un explorador. Desde que soy pequeño me encanta intentar probar nuevas cosas, desde bebe mis papas se la pasaban encontrandome en lugares ocultos de mi casa. A la edad de los 5 años fui a cada continente del planeta (Incluso la Antartida); para cuando tenia 12 mis padres me pusieron en clases de buceo y para cuando tenia 13 podia bucear hasta una profundidad de 40 metros mientras exploraba cuevas. Tuve una licencia de piloto para cuando tenia 17 y aprendi a navegar justo antes de mis 18.

Pero al final de terminar la secundaria, en vez de irme para la universidad, decidi explorar los variados ecosistemas de America del Sur, explorando sus hermosas junglas y prados. En mi viaje tuve la suerte de conocer al que es ahora mi querido esposo el cual tambien es un explorador. Para nuestra luna de miel navegamos por el Caribe y descubrimos 3 nuevas islas y las llamamos acorde a 3 gatos los cuales tenia cuando era pequeño.

En el transcurso de mi vida me he encontrado con grandes tesoros e increibles experiencias, pero en toda mi vida y en todos mis viajes, debo decir que nunca me encontre a alguien que le importe lo que acabas de decir

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You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

ilikesweets

0 posts

Joined June 2021

ilikesweets 2021-06-30T18:32:46+00:00

I am extremely confused as to what is going on in here...

Un-rusting for eternety

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-01T16:35:51+00:00

ilikesweets wrote:
I am extremely confused as to what is going on in here...

Welcome to OT!

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

Furryswan

Elite Nominator

325 posts

Joined January 2017

Furryswan 2021-07-03T19:53:22+00:00

abraker wrote:
BN is an evil group entity that seeks out to maintain status quo by furthering a never ending meta of maps that make ranked what it is. That is, making the ranked meta always how it is. They follow the silly rules passed forth called "ranking criteria" so seriously they enforce the guidelines as strictly as they do the rules themselves. Players are left poor and have to live off scraps in the graveyard as a result. Let's overthrow the BNs and ranked meta together!

YEA SPANK MY BUTT

WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-07-04T01:18:06+00:00

cursed palindrome

Why am I still here? Idk tbh

SuyaSS

0 posts

Joined May 2021

SuyaSS 2021-07-04T16:41:50+00:00

Click the Circles.
Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan
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Dan Dan Dan
*Glass Breaks*

GO GO Go GOOOOOOOOOOO

Get Going

IDK what to put here

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-04T22:21:38+00:00

WitherMite wrote:
cursed palindrome

definitely cursed

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

Serraionga

11,477 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2021-07-05T14:23:04+00:00

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igorsprite

623 posts

Joined September 2015

igorsprite 2021-07-05T21:57:28+00:00

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Hydreigon

274 posts

Joined February 2020

Hydreigon 2021-07-07T08:39:22+00:00

F A M I L Y

abraker

Global Moderator

8,295 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2021-07-08T01:55:47+00:00

did F9 bomb this bad?

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Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-08T22:31:55+00:00

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

z0z

497 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2021-07-09T00:55:26+00:00

eblf2013 wrote:

i like the energy of this sign

Furryswan

Elite Nominator

325 posts

Joined January 2017

Furryswan 2021-07-23T07:47:21+00:00

SPANK MY THICK THIGHS

JustABeginner

1,029 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2021-07-23T12:00:42+00:00

JAB's guide on how to get spooked.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Write "Boo!" on the mirror with an erasable marker.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-23T23:06:32+00:00

JustABeginner wrote:
JAB's guide on how to get spooked.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Write "Boo!" on the mirror with an erasable marker.

Your guide didn't work for me.

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

Vaniels

1,085 posts

Joined April 2019

Vaniels 2021-07-25T10:15:26+00:00

who can do better?

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JustABeginner

1,029 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2021-07-25T22:44:30+00:00

JAB's guide on how to let out your anger.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Vent it out, scream as loud as you can.

ShinRun

263 posts

Joined November 2020

ShinRun 2021-07-25T22:53:39+00:00

Shin’s guide on how to let out your anger.
Step 1: Fly across the world to find your doppelgänger
Step 2: Annihilate their ass

“Disappointments comes in all shape and sizes”

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-25T23:19:58+00:00

JustABeginner wrote:
JAB's guide on how to let out your anger.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Vent it out, scream as loud as you can.

Mom: "eblf what the fuck is wrong with you?"

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

igorsprite

623 posts

Joined September 2015

igorsprite 2021-07-26T07:42:24+00:00

eblf2013 wrote:
JustABeginner wrote:
JAB's guide on how to let out your anger.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Vent it out, scream as loud as you can.
Mom: "eblf what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Weird name xd

WitherMite

1,548 posts

Joined August 2019

WitherMite 2021-07-26T09:18:40+00:00

Why am I still here? Idk tbh

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,189 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2021-07-26T12:41:44+00:00

igorsprite wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
JustABeginner wrote:
JAB's guide on how to let out your anger.
Step 1: Find a mirror.
Step 2: Vent it out, scream as loud as you can.
Mom: "eblf what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Weird name xd

My actual name is Ernesto .w.

You can still call me eblf and I still prefer to be called that

Numbers

Vaniels

1,085 posts

Joined April 2019

Vaniels 2021-07-26T12:55:51+00:00

WitherMite wrote:

Perfect device. I want this SLAP Chop.

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igotthis wrote:

igotthis wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

igotthis wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

igotthis wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

igotthis wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

igotthis wrote:

ilikesweets wrote:

abraker wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

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eblf2013 wrote:

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