first 15 seconds made me laugh dammit
why was this so funny
this isnt even a funny subject omg xD
why was this so funny
this isnt even a funny subject omg xD
abraker wrote:
xD
When I was young I thinked you can make this portal without mod 🥺Hydreigon wrote:
happy happy bday portal dude
here's a really cool portal:
it sounds off but i can't think of what sounds rightabraker wrote:
text that you can hearGSG95 wrote:
so the-lavendertea23 wrote:
heh... s a l a m i
Winnyace wrote:
imagine if there was pizza bread....... my very cheap sandwiches would be so delicious......
ggCorne2Plum3 wrote:
I have the world fastest locked thread. Only 13 seconds!!!
community/forums/topics/1236479
dayum penta so popular he made it into a gameabraker wrote:
hey guys is it me or this thumbnail looks awfully familiar?
Shitsupotsu oo ni ore wa naru!animesquadgp wrote:
im gonna become the best shitposter,belive it
woah man,cmon,thats a little bit to much,even for a shitposteblf2013 wrote:
i love how this implies that the uncensored version is holding haandspentaqola wrote:
h*lding h*ands 😳
yes please abraker send b0nksabraker wrote:
Do I need to start giving out b0nks?
i don't think the map belongs in eitherCorne2Plum3 wrote:
Real 6 digits moment ;_;
yepWinnyace wrote:
isn't Goodbye Moonmen that map where the mapper just mapped cross screen jumps?
ah yes loved and ranked are broken because crap shoot maps like this aren't in those, yesanimesquadgp wrote:
yepWinnyace wrote:
isn't Goodbye Moonmen that map where the mapper just mapped cross screen jumps?
more like 360 no scopeWinnyace wrote:
I'm closer to 360 tho
did someone say,animesquadgp wrote:
more like 360 no scope
Windows NetHack Version 3.6.6 - last build Sun Mar 8 14:34:11 2020 (x86,34c56eece35f42aa99bb5ab1a829bb31b2db3b1a). Game began 2021-02-11 23:45:47, ended 2021-02-14 20:16:55. 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You kill the fire giant! You sink into the lava, but it only burns slightly! Your scroll of teleportation catches fire and burns! You aren't hurt! You are stuck in the lava. The fire ant bites! The fire ant bites! You're on fire! The fire doesn't feel hot! You kill the fire ant! You sink deeper into the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. The fire ant misses! The fire ant bites! You're on fire! The fire doesn't feel hot! You hit the fire ant! The fire ant bites! The fire ant bites! You're on fire! The fire doesn't feel hot! The fire ant bites! The fire ant bites! You're on fire! The fire doesn't feel hot! Your potion of water boils and explodes! You sink deeper into the lava. You kill the fire ant! You sink deeper into the lava. What do you want to read? Never mind. What do you want to use or apply? You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. You are stuck in the lava. The fire ant just misses! The fire ant bites! You sink below the surface and die. Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) y Do you want to see your attributes? [ynq] (n) y Do you want an account of creatures vanquished? [ynaq] (n) y Do you want to see your conduct? [ynq] (n) y Do you want to see the dungeon overview? [ynq] (n) y Inventory: Amulets n - an uncursed amulet of reflection (being worn) J - a cursed amulet of restful sleep W - an uncursed amulet of magical breathing Weapons a - the blessed rustproof +4 Excalibur (weapon in hand) m - 2 +0 daggers (at the ready) Q - a +1 elven dagger Armor c - an uncursed fireproof +3 small shield (being worn) e - an uncursed -1 pair of gauntlets of fumbling h - an uncursed burnt +0 cloak of displacement (being worn) p - an uncursed +0 mummy wrapping y - an uncursed burnt +0 pair of leather gloves (being worn) G - an uncursed +0 pair of levitation boots M - an uncursed greased -1 gray dragon scale mail (being worn) O - an uncursed +0 Hawaiian shirt (being worn) Comestibles i - an uncursed lembas wafer k - 2 uncursed tins of giant rat meat l - 2 uncursed cream pies o - 2 uncursed slime molds v - 2 uncursed slime molds x - an uncursed fortune cookie A - an uncursed tin of homunculus meat E - an uncursed food ration H - 3 uncursed lizard corpses K - an uncursed tripe ration N - an uncursed tin of gelatinous cube S - an uncursed banana U - 6 uncursed food rations Y - an uncursed apple Scrolls q - an uncursed scroll of fire Rings P - a blessed +1 ring of increase accuracy (on right hand) R - an uncursed ring of free action (on left hand) Wands r - a wand of lightning (0:3) w - a wand of fire (0:4) Tools b - a magic marker (1:29) d - a +0 unicorn horn s - an uncursed blindfold t - an uncursed skeleton key u - an uncursed bag of holding named bag of holding containing 45 items z - an uncursed mirror B - an uncursed pair of lenses L - an uncursed stethoscope Z - a +0 unicorn horn Gems/Stones g - an uncursed luckstone Contents of the bag of holding named bag of holding: 4822 gold pieces 3 blessed scrolls of blank paper 6 uncursed scrolls of blank paper an uncursed scroll of confuse monster an uncursed scroll of create monster 2 cursed scrolls of gold detection 2 uncursed scrolls of identify an uncursed scroll of light an uncursed scroll of magic mapping an uncursed scroll of remove curse an uncursed scroll of scare monster an uncursed potion of confusion 2 blessed potions of extra healing an uncursed potion of extra healing 2 cursed potions of extra healing an uncursed potion of full healing a cursed potion of full healing 2 uncursed potions of healing an uncursed potion of invisibility an uncursed potion of levitation an uncursed potion of monster detection an uncursed potion of object detection an uncursed ring of aggravate monster an uncursed ring of fire resistance an uncursed ring of free action an uncursed ring of see invisible a wand of create monster (0:0) a wand of digging (0:4) a wand of lightning (0:6) a wand of magic missile (0:5) a wand of magic missile (0:4) a wand of magic missile (0:3) a wand of make invisible (0:5) a wand of nothing (0:4) a wand of polymorph (0:2) a wand of secret door detection (0:13) a wand of speed monster (0:4) a wand of striking (0:6) a wand of striking (0:0) a wand of teleportation (0:5) a wand of wishing (1:3) an uncursed tooled horn an uncursed oil lamp an uncursed tallow candle an uncursed wax candle Vaxine the Valkyrie's attributes: Background: You were a Warrior, a level 14 human Valkyrie. You were lawful, on a mission for Tyr who was opposed by Odin (neutral) and Loki (chaotic). You were in the Quest, on level 6. You entered the dungeon 27069 turns ago. There was a new moon in effect when your adventure ended. You had 88458 experience points, 71542 more were needed to attain level 15. Basics: You had 0 out of 122 hit points. You had all 58 energy points (spell power). Your armor class was -2. Your wallet was empty. Autopickup was off. Final Characteristics: Your strength was 18/16 (peak:18/17, limit:18/100). Your dexterity was 15 (limit:18). Your constitution was 18 (limit:18). Your intelligence was 8 (limit:18). Your wisdom was 13 (limit:18). Your charisma was 9 (limit:18). Final Status: You were stuck in the lava. You were satiated. You were unencumbered. You were wielding a long sword. You had expert skill with long sword. Final Attributes: You were piously aligned. You were magic-protected. You were fire resistant. You were cold resistant. You were sleep resistant. You were poison resistant. You were level-drain resistant. You were telepathic. You had automatic searching. You were displaced. You were stealthy. You had a small bonus to hit (+1). You were warded. You were fast. You had reflection. You had free action. You were extremely lucky. You had extra luck. Bad luck did not time out for you. Good luck did not time out for you. You are dead. Vanquished creatures: Medusa 4 stone golems a hell hound a titanothere a baby gray dragon a baby black dragon a vampire lord a nurse 9 black puddings 2 vampires a lieutenant 10 ghosts 5 giant mimics 3 long worms a zruty 21 fire giants an ogre king a rock troll an Elvenking 2 large mimics a wumpus a stalker an air elemental 2 fire elementals 5 earth elementals a water elemental 6 hill giants a giant mummy 5 giant zombies 2 elf-lords 2 sergeants 4 wargs 3 winter wolves 9 small mimics 3 glass piercers 4 xans an ettin mummy an ogre lord 5 quantum mechanics 3 trolls a sasquatch 2 wood golems a gelatinous cube 2 pyrolisks 3 freezing spheres 2 flaming spheres a shocking sphere a large cat a tiger 3 gargoyles a dwarf king 4 ochre jellies 4 leocrottas an energy vortex 2 mountain centaurs 2 stone giants 2 elf mummies 2 red nagas a python 2 pit vipers 2 cobras 5 wraiths 3 ettin zombies a leather golem a Grey-elf 20 soldiers 4 chameleons a crocodile 3 giant beetles 6 quivering blobs 3 cockatrices 3 wolves 2 winter wolf cubs 2 lynxes a panther 4 gremlins a spotted jelly 30 leprechauns 3 orc-captains an iron piercer 3 mumakil 3 giant spiders 2 scorpions 4 horses 2 ice vortices a baby long worm 2 black lights a vampire bat a forest centaur 4 gnome kings an orc mummy 5 dwarf mummies 4 ogres 2 brown puddings 4 rust monsters 5 owlbears 5 yetis a gold golem a werewolf 4 Green-elves 11 lizards 4 chickatrices 2 dingoes a dog 2 housecats 4 jaguars 3 blue jellies a white unicorn 2 gray unicorns 4 black unicorns 3 dust vortices a raven 5 plains centaurs 4 gnome mummies 5 snakes 5 water moccasins 3 apes 9 human zombies 3 rope golems 3 Woodland-elves 6 soldier ants 60 fire ants 16 bugbears 2 imps 4 quasits 3 wood nymphs 4 water nymphs a mountain nymph 14 Mordor orcs 8 Uruk-hai 2 orc shamans 5 rock piercers 2 rock moles a pony 3 fog clouds 8 yellow lights a shrieker 2 violet fungi 16 gnome lords 7 gnomish wizards 4 kobold mummies 2 black naga hatchlings 4 gray oozes 2 barrow wights 4 elf zombies 3 ghouls 2 straw golems 7 paper golems a baby crocodile 18 giant ants 5 little dogs 9 floating eyes 2 kittens 4 dwarves 3 kobold lords 2 kobold shamans 14 hill orcs 5 rothes a rabid rat a centipede 4 giant bats 3 monkeys 5 orc zombies 12 dwarf zombies 4 wererats 2 werejackals 2 iguanas 8 killer bees an acid blob 6 coyotes a gas spore 4 hobbits a large kobold 17 hobgoblins 6 giant rats 3 cave spiders a brown mold 3 green molds 62 gnomes 2 Keystone Kops 22 garter snakes 6 gnome zombies 7 geckos 9 jackals a fox 4 kobolds 3 goblins 5 sewer rats 13 grid bugs 4 bats 7 lichens 9 kobold zombies 13 newts 900 creatures vanquished. No species were genocided or became extinct. Voluntary challenges: You never genocided any monsters. You used 3 wishes. You did not wish for any artifacts. The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 24 Level 1: Level 2: A delicatessen. Level 3: A general store, some sinks. Stairs down to The Gnomish Mines. Level 4: A general store. Level 5: Level 6: A weapon shop, a fountain. Level 7: Many fountains. Oracle of Delphi. Level 8: Stairs up to Sokoban, level 7. Level 9: A grave. Level 10: A throne, a sink. Level 11: A temple. Level 12: Many graves. Level 13: Level 14: A fountain, many graves. Summoned by the Norn. Portal to The Quest. Level 15: Level 16: An armor shop. Level 17: Level 18: A primitive area. Level 19: Level 20: Level 21: An altar to Tyr. Level 22: An altar. Level 23: Level 24: The Gnomish Mines: levels 4 to 12 Level 4: Level 5: A grave. Final resting place for Vaxine-Wiz-Elf-Mal-Cha, killed by a dwarf zombie. Level 6: Many shops, a temple, some fountains. Level 7: Level 8: Level 9: Level 10: Level 11: Level 12: Some fountains. The Quest: levels 1 to 6 Level 1: A fountain. Given quest by the Norn. Level 2: Level 3: Level 4: Level 5: Level 6: <- You were here. Final resting place for you, dissolved in molten lava. Sokoban: levels 7 up to 4 Level 4: Solved. Level 5: Solved. Level 6: Solved. Level 7: Solved. Game over: ---------- / \ / REST \ / IN \ / PEACE \ / \ | Vaxine | | 4822 Au | | dissolved in | | molten lava | | | | | | 2021 | *| * * * | * _________)/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\/|_)_______ Farvel Vaxine the Valkyrie... You dissolved in the lava in The Quest on dungeon level 6 with 197836 points, and 4822 pieces of gold, after 27069 moves. You were level 14 with a maximum of 122 hit points when you dissolved in the lava.