There was one mad programmer who was so damn good at what he did that his creations were near perfect. That mad programmer once made a script that made other scripts -- and it was perfect. With absolute perfection it made scripts that had no flaws. It ran so good, in fact, that one day the script made a script that made other scripts, and those scripts proceeded to make other scripts. Nothing could stop the damn perfect execution of all the scripts, and soon everything was filled with those scripts. The mad programmer, who made scripts of perfection, made one last script before his dying breath -- a perfect script to make scripts imperfect.
SPOILERHumanity soon succumbed to stupidity when that last script perfectly executed its function.