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abraker
A-Breaking Laboratory is having a sale on its popular items today!



A Fag era invention and the first product by then researcher abraker. While it was a failure at first, launched the beginning of what is now know as A-Breaking Laboratory.

This pill boosts your abilities and more. In one of the trials, one of the laboratory's smartest idiots used it to propel their hand to such high RPM that not only they beat #1 on leaderboard by a long shot, but they generated enough thrust to push against the very vacuum of space! Streaming is no issue either. This pill will allow you to tune the frequency of your tapping with such efficiency you can use your finger as a loud speaker! Needless to say, centipede will be a walk in the park with this bad boy.

𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛

This peculiar product is an tremendous improvement upon the osu!pill formula. Gone the nasty side effects from osu!pill in this concoction. If you ever wanted to be a tactical PP super soldier, this will do it for ya. Yes, you can now DOMINATE SS centipede DTHRHDFL as if it's a boring N00B map with this. It's like osu!pill on steroids, granted osu!pill is like steroid on steroids. It's not for the faint of heart!



A slightly less successful A-Breaking Laboratory product is the OT!pill. Released fairly recently, it was made as a treatment for Trashipitus, but on further examination it was determined to simply increase posting quality by 5%. Not much marketing went to it as a result, but is still available for sale on discount price.
Aiseca
Is this the same pill you released like generations ago?
\( ̄ヘ ̄;)

Actually, putting "less successful" next to your product makes me think like I'd be more likely to die form taking it...
Topic Starter
abraker
Yup the same pill. It still remains popular because people are either not familiar with 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 or are blind and can't read.

I assure you that all my products have been tested by a carefully chosen team of experts and nobody in the safety verification team has died while taking the pill.
Lights

abraker wrote:

Yup the same pill. It still remains popular because people are either not familiar with 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 or are blind and can't read.

I assure you that all my products have been tested by a carefully chosen team of experts and nobody in the safety verification team has died while taking the pill.
do these pills work with etterna?
Topic Starter
abraker
Yup, the extensively tested streaming ability should be perfectly applicable to all your VSRG needs!
Lights

abraker wrote:

Yup, the extensively tested streaming ability should be perfectly applicable to all your VSRG needs!
okay, ill look into it if 600mgs of caffeine a day stops doing the trick.
Asphiee
is this legal, your face tells me it isnt
Topic Starter
abraker
My face? What about my face?
[LS]PositoniX
i must buy this
Asphiee

abraker wrote:

My face? What about my face?
i can see the reason now why you took it off...
keremaru
These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Asphiee

keremaru wrote:

These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Its been clinically tested and got approved by FDA. And its abraker's we're talking about not Death's product.
Topic Starter
abraker
Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
Nuuskamuikkunen
How much does 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 cost? Does it come in fruit flavor for CTB players?
Winnyace
can these pills increase my 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 at everything else I do in my life?
levesterz
i will take your entireterfrdsdafryastdfab s natuisiosbhahsgh srtsokjnnck
Flanster
Do you even have a license to sell things on the open streets? I'm gonna need to see some papers please.

levesterz wrote:

i will take your entireterfrdsdafryastdfab s natuisiosbhahsgh srtsokjnnck
Tad Fibonacci
I mean, he's the president...
He can almost do whatever he wants.
DeletedUser_6709840
Can he make a pill that will give me a reason to live?
Ashton
These are bad products.
Asphiee

Wei Wuxian wrote:

Can he make a pill that will give me a reason to live?
Sadly, its not a pill that can remove the urge to scream at any time or the evil whispers telling you to die. Harsh it may be, the pill can only help give you momentary pleasure and euphoria.
Aiseca

abraker wrote:

Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
How to even fit a small pill in a large cross?????
Corne2Plum3
what the price for 10 osu!pill, 8 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 and 3 OT!pill please?
Topic Starter
abraker
@eblf: It used to cost your firstborn, but has now been discount to an arm and a leg

@Winnyace: Unfortunately it will not help with anything unrelated to reading and finger action

@Flanster: A-Breaking Laboratory has a license to sell thing on the open streets signed and approved by the President of OT himself

@Wei Wuxian: A-Breaking Laboratory will take your request into consideration. Meanwhile you can try out OT!pill. Testing trials have revealed there is a 0.00001% increase of general well being after taking it.
Topic Starter
abraker
@Aiseca: Portal tech

@Corne2Plum3: 3 souls and rights to your will
keremaru

Asphyre wrote:

keremaru wrote:

These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Its been clinically tested and got approved by FDA. And its abraker's we're talking about not Death's product.
W-We don't know if they were switched and the swap included a near-identical appearance to abraker's pills! Safety first!

abraker wrote:

Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
I know a few people who can do that for you, President.
Nate Bait
how much is shipping and refills of the pills?
Topic Starter
abraker
Shipping is free. You get a refill if the product has any defects (cracked capsule, wrong color, size to big/small, etc)
DragonSlayer96
How long can we take said pills?
DeletedUser_6709840

abraker wrote:

@Wei Wuxian: A-Breaking Laboratory will take your request into consideration. Meanwhile you can try out OT!pill. Testing trials have revealed there is a 0.00001% increase of general well being after taking it.
Thanks, based abraker
Asphiee
Does this pill even enhance your mapping skills? If so, I'd like to order some of it.
Nuuskamuikkunen

abraker wrote:

@eblf: It used to cost your firstborn, but has now been discount to an arm and a leg
What a deal!
DragonSlayer96
Can it still cost us our firstborn, please?
Flanster

abraker wrote:

@Flanster: A-Breaking Laboratory has a license to sell thing on the open streets signed and approved by the President of OT himself
Yeah I don't like that idea. Have you also been giving yourself fat paychecks?
DragonSlayer96
Hey, a man needs to earn a living flanster. The tears of those people who he locked their threads is not enough nourishment for abraker
ColdTooth

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
Flanster

ColdTooth wrote:

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
gaming chair
ColdTooth

Flanster wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
gaming chair
It's currently an office chair and it's in need of a brand new one.

e: Also I got a folding table as a desk
Lights
I still don't trust these products. until abbykun can produce some of these "Studies" for public viewing, i wont be going anywhere near these snakeoil capsules.
DragonSlayer96
They have been public for years. All you have to do is go ~

What is this? Why do you have guns??? Help me!!!
Topic Starter
abraker
@DragonSlayer96: for as long as you would like

@Asphyre: Only if you use auto map (you know that feature that's like mapping by playing)

@DragonSlayer96: I can make an exclusive exception just for you!

@Flanster: Are you living poor?

@Lights:

First time I became suspicious some kind of disease is spreading, proceeding to raise alarms like a madman: community/forums/topics/409722

An array of research done on denizens that lead to the discovery of the Trashipitus-B virus, which I later declassified: community/forums/topics/607359

Last study I've done on Trashipitus, revealing one of its more hidden properties: community/forums/topics/1028958
DragonSlayer96
See, and you don't believe this guy? Actual studies and evidence, smh.
Nate Bait
are there any side effects?

cue random visual depiction of daily activities
> making human contact
> grooming the household organism
> engaging in physical activity
> accelerate speed of speech during side effect playbac
Topic Starter
abraker
The osu!pill is known to have various side effects which were eliminated in 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛. The OT!pill has the only side effect of not having enough side effects.
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

A-Breaking Laboratory Sale
I would like to place an offer for your laboratory. How much are you asking for?
Lights

abraker wrote:

The osu!pill is known to have various side effects which were eliminated in 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛. The OT!pill has the only side effect of not having enough side effects.

Blitzfrog wrote:

Useless guy who sits at the corner during any experiment
Low paid autistic dude
Helps with confidence boosting
seems legit. carry on with your sales i suppose.
Topic Starter
abraker
@john: Your firstborn, 2 of an arm and a leg, rights to your will, your waifu, and complete control of your mind.
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

your waifu
That's where I draw the line. I'll give you everything else except my waifu.
DragonSlayer96

johnmedina999 wrote:

abraker wrote:

your waifu
That's where I draw the line. I'll give you everything else except my waifu.
You have no waifu. The waifu confederation has banned you from claiming any
Corne2Plum3

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

what the price for 10 osu!pill, 8 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 and 3 OT!pill please?

abraker wrote:

@Corne2Plum3: 3 souls and rights to your will
Sorry it's too expansive for me but I can pay 3€ :)
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