A-Breaking Laboratory is having a sale on its popular items today!

A Fag era invention and the first product by then researcher abraker. While it was a failure at first, launched the beginning of what is now know as A-Breaking Laboratory.
This pill boosts your abilities and more. In one of the trials, one of the laboratory's smartest idiots used it to propel their hand to such high RPM that not only they beat #1 on leaderboard by a long shot, but they generated enough thrust to push against the very vacuum of space! Streaming is no issue either. This pill will allow you to tune the frequency of your tapping with such efficiency you can use your finger as a loud speaker! Needless to say, centipede will be a walk in the park with this bad boy.
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This peculiar product is an tremendous improvement upon the osu!pill formula. Gone the nasty side effects from osu!pill in this concoction. If you ever wanted to be a tactical PP super soldier, this will do it for ya. Yes, you can now DOMINATE SS centipede DTHRHDFL as if it's a boring N00B map with this. It's like osu!pill on steroids, granted osu!pill is like steroid on steroids. It's not for the faint of heart!

A slightly less successful A-Breaking Laboratory product is the OT!pill. Released fairly recently, it was made as a treatment for Trashipitus, but on further examination it was determined to simply increase posting quality by 5%. Not much marketing went to it as a result, but is still available for sale on discount price.
A Fag era invention and the first product by then researcher abraker. While it was a failure at first, launched the beginning of what is now know as A-Breaking Laboratory.
This pill boosts your abilities and more. In one of the trials, one of the laboratory's smartest idiots used it to propel their hand to such high RPM that not only they beat #1 on leaderboard by a long shot, but they generated enough thrust to push against the very vacuum of space! Streaming is no issue either. This pill will allow you to tune the frequency of your tapping with such efficiency you can use your finger as a loud speaker! Needless to say, centipede will be a walk in the park with this bad boy.
This peculiar product is an tremendous improvement upon the osu!pill formula. Gone the nasty side effects from osu!pill in this concoction. If you ever wanted to be a tactical PP super soldier, this will do it for ya. Yes, you can now DOMINATE SS centipede DTHRHDFL as if it's a boring N00B map with this. It's like osu!pill on steroids, granted osu!pill is like steroid on steroids. It's not for the faint of heart!
A slightly less successful A-Breaking Laboratory product is the OT!pill. Released fairly recently, it was made as a treatment for Trashipitus, but on further examination it was determined to simply increase posting quality by 5%. Not much marketing went to it as a result, but is still available for sale on discount price.