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Dawns
215 posts
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Topic Starter
Dawns


Hello! Welcome the the OT!Bar, what can I get you?


A quick primer!

Welcome, one and all! To the Off-Topic designated bar! Where you can sit and chat with the locals and your peers, grab a refreshing beverage from one of our bartenders who are here to serve your every command!

Need a second opinion? A helping hand? Just want to get something off your chest? Feel free to do so within my bar! Established on the Second of August 2017,
this bar was founded to do one thing, serve as a catchall hangout.

Of course, no Bar is set without it's drinks and there's plenty on sale at the bar, should you be so inclined to sit there rather than an isolated table with your peers.
The house special is "Shitpost on the Beach", retailing at just 3.99$ a pop.

So grab your friends, sit on down, and cheers!

I hope to see you all here soon.

(It is recommended you listen to smooth jazz whilst browsing and or using this thread)




Yep! We broadcast sports!


As with most normal bars, we broadcast sports here! Namely, the British Premier League of Football, whilst we offer varying updates for other sports you may be interested in, Football is the large focus here. (Yes, I'll be making posts updating people on Football scores during games, if you don't wish to see these, let me know!)

Not interested in football? We've got plenty of other activities for you!




Activities!


Again! As with most other bars, we own 2 pool tables (Rumor has it we keep it at 2 to force social interaction between customers whilst not forcing opposing cliques to interact.), perfect for some lighthearted fun and intense bar competition!

Keeping up the theme of competition and lighthearted fun we also offer a range of other sporting games such as Darts! Not quite a fan of either? Maybe our slot machines or pinball tables will interest you in some singleplayer intense action!

On FRIDAYS ONLY we also offer an open mic opportunity, want to try your hand at stand up comedy? Feel free! Sing some of your favorite songs?
Why are you asking? Get singing!




That's all folks! Get out there and order some damn drinks!
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Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
So, how about Neymar to Paris Saint Germain eh? Crazy what money in Football does now. A few years ago 50 mill for a world class player was still a stretch, now it's 200 million. Absolutely insane if you ask me.
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

FrozenMilkshake wrote:

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coming right up!

drink
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

ColdTooth wrote:

My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
I've got you covered, Of course we serve Slushies! How else would I deal with those who are not of legal age (do not say coke.)?

makes a slushy
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Dawnsday wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
I've got you covered, Of course we serve Slushies! How else would I deal with those who are not of legal age (do not say coke.)?

makes a slushy
Aw yeah, time to watch some people argue when it's not Sunday. WoW forums.. y'know, and here too.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Remember KIDS, you're only allowed to drink a glass of water. No alcohol!
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Meah wrote:

Remember KIDS, you're only allowed to drink a glass of water. No alcohol!
Precisely. We are a law abiding establishment.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Thread theme

Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Can i order a glass of milk
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

Ryoid wrote:

Can i order a glass of milk
Same
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns



Man I'm so bored, holidays are fun for a while then the novelty wears off and I can't socialize anymore
Razzy
256 posts
Joined January 2016
Razzy
can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Raspberriel wrote:

can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
Ah, I too enjoy going black because why not. Must be a favorite from Twitter.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
May I get one quality and 2rd new page?
Laurakko
Global Moderator
103 posts
Joined October 2015
Laurakko
can i have a glass of H2SO4?
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
may i have a boneless pizza
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Lassikko wrote:

can i have a glass of H2SO4?
Not available in this bar my dude.

Raspberriel wrote:

can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
This is also not available within this establishment. Apologies for any inconveniences
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
Hey now we just opened, no need for rowdiness just yet
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Hey dulcet, is that a rocket in your pocket
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
no it's my penis
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Can I get a drink?
Razzy
256 posts
Joined January 2016
Razzy

Foxtrot wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
you should've seen the rest of the posts I made before I deleted them

I was definitely not in the right state of mind earlier
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
Cream Soda

Hello Foxtrot and welcome to the OT bar, how ya doin?

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Can I get a drink?
Nondescript beverage
Welcome to the bar Khelly. Please enjoy your stay.
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
milk
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
milk
nuu
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
Screwdriver (Vodka and Orange) is what I started on and it's actually pretty nice. Depends though, it's about figuring out what you like so honestly you could try just anything.

The easiest way to find out is just to go to a party and drink a bit of everything and find what catches your fancy (except beer, everyone hates beer at first but grows to love it)
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
thanks for the cream soda. how did you know it's one of my favorites?

i'm doing fine. i woke up with a horrible headache but i managed to survive it
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Tbh I don't like alcohol
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

thanks for the cream soda. how did you know it's one of my favorites?

i'm doing fine. i woke up with a horrible headache but i managed to survive it
i know more about you than you think . . .

glad to hear your headache's cleared up. I used to get (still get) migraines often, relatable pain honestly. shit hurts

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Tbh I don't like alcohol
If you'd like I can swap you out for a soda of some type? We can't have our customers suffering can we.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I'll have Dr Pepper thanks
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

I'll have Dr Pepper thanks
drink

enjoy your time here
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Very good yes
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

abraker wrote:

May I get one quality and 2rd new page?
I still didn't get my order :(
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Does this bar offer a food?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Ryoid wrote:

Does this bar offer a food?
It offers several a foods
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
yo Dawnsday are you looking for a cook? these people want food and I have a good resume
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

yo Dawnsday are you looking for a cook? these people want food and I have a good resume

Immediately hired. Welcome to the team Head Chef Fox!
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Ignored again

Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Ignored again

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!

Meah wrote:

A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
drink

Drink up! And yep, speak to our head Chef for food reccomendations!



Also Happy Friday from the UK. I'll upload some karaoke stuff later if anyone is interested
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
Rurree
1,291 posts
Joined June 2014
Rurree
I dislike Arsenal and hate Tottenham, what can you get for me?
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Aomi
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Joined August 2013
Aomi
i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
Here's your quality

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences!

johnmedina999 wrote:

My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
On the house!

Headache troubles? Hope you're feeling better soon mate!

Madvillain wrote:

I hate Arsenal
Chelski scum. See you in the community shield B)


Aomi wrote:

i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
it's non alkie

What's on your mind friend? Care to share with your favorite bartender?
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Foxtrot
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Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Dawnsday wrote:

Immediately hired. Welcome to the team Head Chef Fox!
Why, thank you for such opportunity. One of these days I'll write the menu down.

Meah wrote:

A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Absolutely! One of today's specials is the Korean spicy beef tripe. A popular dish in the previous bar I worked at!



abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
We are sorry to hear this. We believe you may have already been served with quality? Please, your next dish or drink is on the house.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars


Here's your quality


I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences
How do you eat this quality? That looks like a search for my food. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Foxtrot wrote:

Meah wrote:

A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Absolutely! One of today's specials is the Korean spicy beef tripe. A popular dish in the previous bar I worked at!

That looks good, an order please Madam'.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Order up!

Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Foxtrot wrote:

Order up!

Maam, I think I've got the wrong food, it looks different from the one above.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
I apologize, I used the wrong URL that order was meant for another client. Here, have an additional dish on the house


Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
abraker
Global Moderator
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abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
That's the intended taste.
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi
well.. i've been really slow at painting this one image and i just criticize myself so much to the point of thinking about quitting and it irritates me so much gghhhh.
also its way too hot.
my head started hurting a while ago too ):
i need to sleep.

ty for the drink btw !! looks amazing.
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Aomi wrote:

may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?


Hopefully this tteokkbokki will give you enough strength to carry on with your picture! Never give up!
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi
Thanks!
After finishing this lovely food and drink, I feel comfortable enough to drift away to sleep.
Good night friends!
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Can I get bulgogi beef
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Can I get bulgogi beef
Absolutely. With rice, I presume?
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Yes
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Yay! More food
Can i have some tuna steak
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
After these two orders, the kitchen is gonna be closed for today. The cook has to sleep and the bar needs to serve more drinks!

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Yes
SPOILER

There you go, an order of bulgogi beef with rice. Hope you enjoy it.

Ryoid wrote:

Yay! More food
Can i have some tuna steak
SPOILER
Seared ahi tuna steaks are a must. Hope you enjoy it.

And don't forget to tip the bartender!
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
That is fucking delicious
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Aomi wrote:

well.. i've been really slow at painting this one image and i just criticize myself so much to the point of thinking about quitting and it irritates me so much gghhhh.
also its way too hot.
my head started hurting a while ago too ):
i need to sleep.

ty for the drink btw !! looks amazing.
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
Ah, the true bane of every artist is their own indulgence in self criticism, try not to worry about it too much. Your work's amazing Aomi!

Go grab some rest after you've finished your food. Don't forget to kiss the Chef :^
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

That is fucking delicious
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Can I order grill chicken with rice?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

KupcaH wrote:

Can I order grill chicken with rice?
We apologize, but according to my this bar's policies, the kitchen is not open yet. Thank you for your patience! Meanwhile, I would recommend ordering a fresh mimosa to start off the day.
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
It's Friday and thus, activity in the bar day! Anyone here that'd be willing for openhouse karaoke at some point (Probably once I return from work so like, early hours of the morning GMT.)
Stefan
Global Moderator
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Stefan
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.

And bring me some water.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Stefan wrote:

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.

And bring me some water.
Not sure what I can do about your first order, but water I can handle

D. Rink.

Faust wrote:

Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
You'd have to speak to someone good at preparing food who works at this establishment (*cough* @Foxtrot).

In the meantime, a drink perhaps?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Kitchen is open again. Thank you for waiting!

KupcaH wrote:

Can I order grill chicken with rice?
Just grilled chicken with rice? Uh, sure. Would you like anything to drink?

Chik'n Rice

Faust wrote:

Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
No one can, that's the answer!

Mango mango oh so tango

The perfect dessert for the summer. Enjoy, and thank you for your patronage.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

abraker wrote:

Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
That's the intended taste.
My hat tasted better
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
Wonderful to hear :)
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
The drinking game
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
Sports results for today!
We're a sports bar! Kinda!

Sports results! Boxed in case you want to go watch the games yourself
Community Shield:
Arsenal 1 - 1 Chelsea
(Arsenal win 4-1 on pens in the new A-B-B-A system.

A tough fought game that could've gone either way honestly. Unlucky Madvillain B)
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Is this song perfect when drinking?
Also, a can of beer please with some spicy pig intestines
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing

GIVE ME BEER

1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing

GIVE ME BEER

1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
This is how I met this frog. He was laying- half dead- and needed money. So I offered him a job. 232 experiments later and 34,334 selling later, he is still here... somehow
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Blitzfrog wrote:

sad


Enjoy your time. Sorry to hear about your life, I'll put this on your tab.
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid

Dawnsday wrote:

Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Congrats!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Ryoid wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Congrats!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
I'll let the chef know! Can I interest you in a drink in the meanwhile?
Luqanted
825 posts
Joined November 2013
Luqanted
can i get uh coffee plz
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Unfortunately the bar must be closed until due notice because of the bartender's circumstances. Thank you for your patronage and we hope to make business with you soon.

. . .



*sniff*
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
This bar is now a brothel.

We will soon release the full list of available ladies and some more exotic gentlemen as well as their prices.

Foxtrot - A woman of mysterious origin, she is a true paragon of sexual desire. Her forte lies in her knowledge of all toys, as well as their ideal uses. An hour with this underage gem will cost you 280 US Dollars.

Granger - Short and golden, this little lady specialises in SS officer roleplaying as well as various, more tentative, fetish styles. She will absolutely rock your world, as long as you're ready for new experiences and a kinder surprise. Currently, creating the lebensraum for an hour with this rough flower will cost you 270 US Dollars.

Trash Boat - Born in the slums of the far away land of Argentina, this boy has been raised as a prostitute from the tender age of 4, serving various lords and barons. He has mastered the wondrous tongue twister technique that will make you question your existence and wetting your breeches is not uncommon. To invest in an hour with this stallion, you will need 225 US Dollars.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Someone say brothel? I got an offer!


Blitzfrog - An experiment gone wrong but doesn't fail to impress. By kissing this frog you will greeted to a exotic prince who many claim changed their lives in ways "unexpected". While also an animal in bed, this beast's tongue is quite the reckoning and guarantees pleasure of the highest quality through the use of the trademarked technique, the blitzlick(tm). This and more will cost you 600 US Dollars, and as an added bonus for an extra 10 US Dollars, ask him for an exclusive "roasting" offer for the maximum extravaganza experience.
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Sign me up for work
abraker
Global Moderator
8,353 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Sign me up for work
I've seen his resume, he is a natural. 10/10 recommendation
_SkyFall
35 posts
Joined September 2014
_SkyFall
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

_SkyFall wrote:

Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED

SHOO, SHOO
_SkyFall
35 posts
Joined September 2014
_SkyFall

Foxtrot wrote:

_SkyFall wrote:

Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED

SHOO, SHOO
WHAT?! That's really unfortunate. I'm really sorry for your loss. Is there any chance of the bar opening again?
Serraionga
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Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Oh, looks like I'm late. Should have ordered a vino bianco when I had the chance.

It is definitely one of my favourite drinks. Except not really.
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