Granted but it was a lie.
I wish that school ended already.
I wish that school ended already.
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Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp
I wish to be the next Hitler
I wish to be the next Hitler
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee
I want to be so good at osu
I want to be so good at osu
Granted but in mania mode
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
Granted but you'll slip into a coma
I wish for my work to be done
I wish for my work to be done
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow
I wish for Meah be here
I wish for Meah be here
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.
I wish I had more free time
I wish I had more free time
Granted but it's only a sec
I wish Taiko BN notice me
I wish Taiko BN notice me
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Granted, but your blood is orange juice 
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. 
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.
I wish I could read minds
I wish I could read minds
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
Granted but only once for a lifetime
i wish ...... can i get something good?
i wish ...... can i get something good?
granted but because you didn't specify anything, it just spawned a llama who's actually a serial killer.
I wish I was good in osu!.
I wish I was good in osu!.
Yes but in your dreams only.
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
granted but it became so cold you couldn't even live in it.
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
Granted, but you're reincarnated as a mussel.
I wish for chicken bbq.
I wish for chicken bbq.
Granted but it's BBQ'd parts of the chicken people almost never eat.
I wish I had a better computer
I wish I had a better computer
Sure, but you can't play with it.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Granted, but you'll wake up soon after.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
Granted, the water bottle has no bottom so any water put in just pours out the bottom (don't know why you wanted this 
)
I wish for a better wish granter
)I wish for a better wish granter
Granted, but your life span will get shorter and shorter as you keep getting your wishes granted.
I wish for a cushy chair.
I wish for a cushy chair.
Granted,but granting that wish cost 1.000.000$, if you not pay the price MIB will hunt you down.
i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
Granted but then you become afraid of the Big Black
What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
Granted, but you develop a rare disease that leaves you bedridden for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
Granted, but you never get your internet ever again
I wish i have a tablet
I wish i have a tablet
Granted, it's paracetamol
I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
Granted, but it'll kill you too.
I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
Granted, but you play in hell
I wish i have money,lots of money
I wish i have money,lots of money
Granted, but in that era, money will be useless as dust.
I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
Granted but you'll fail on the final exams making you retake some
I wish I can memorize things easily
I wish I can memorize things easily
Granted but you get overwhelmed easily from an overworked brain
I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
Granted, but you'll suck at literally everything else you play.
I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
Granted,but it explode before you shot it
I wish i was disapear
I wish i was disapear
Granted, but you can't post here forever.
I want to make my map ranked.
I want to make my map ranked.
Granted, your map reached 1m downloads. Also red votes.
I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon andmalphite
I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon and
Granted, but it'll only work while you're dreaming. Also, it will make getting out of bed way harder than usual.
I wish to be at a beach.
I wish to be at a beach.
Granted,but the beach that you were staying at just just got destroyed by a mass flood of Tsunami
I want to have a job so i can have money
I want to have a job so i can have money
Granted, your job is counterfeiting money and that money is your salary.
I wish for portable pc like the size of psp.
I wish for portable pc like the size of psp.
Granted, but the RAM is 1 mbs , so you can't do anything.
I wish to sleep forevermore.
I wish to sleep forevermore.
Granted, but you had a really long dream it became reality.
I wish I was noticed by Ephemeral-senpai
I wish I was noticed by Ephemeral-senpai
Granted because he decides to exile you from OT
I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
Granted, you play with SD.
I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
You mean, "hard", right?
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.
Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.
Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
Granted but you already live in a dystopian society were the concept is of better life is as good as starving children in Africa
I wish that this thread will continue
I wish that this thread will continue
granted but it will become full of shitposts
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
Granted,but it will always be corrupt
I wish there is a drama in OT
I wish there is a drama in OT
Granted, but we - including you - will never live long enough to see the end of it...
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)
Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)
Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
Granted, you're now a commie.
I wish cancer to be curable.
I wish cancer to be curable.
Granted, but other venereal diseases will gain much more relevance and will be harder to cure.
I wish I could get everything I want.
I wish I could get everything I want.
Granted but you will never have time to be able to enjoy any of it.
I wish my car would never breakdown again.
I wish my car would never breakdown again.
Granted, but your life brokedown as a cost of your wish.
I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
I wish I had more replays watched by others
I wish I had more replays watched by others
Granted, but your account will be banned because you've cheat to play Freedom dive +HD,HR,DT,FLEdgar_Figaro wrote:
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
In Thailand, we have extra class regularly. Sometimes, class end on 8PM in school. Perhaps in the future, this will be happen everyday.Because Thailand's education is suck.So what you have said, it's become real for me in my real life. Granted. ;;w;;
I wish my life will have more fairness.
Granted but it'll be boring
I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
Granted,but new problem appear after another
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
Granted, but you aren't aloud to talk in OT anymore.Ryoid wrote:
Granted,but new problem appear after another
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
I wish me a merry christmas.
Granted, but you'll celebrate christmas alone. Even santa clause will ignore you.
I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
granted but everything goes back to a barter system
I wish I could make better wishes.
I wish I could make better wishes.
Granted, but they'll bring disadvantages more than advantages.
I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
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Granted, but your underarm hair will hurt more than anything.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
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Granted, but everything else will become almost impossible for you to understand.
I wish I was charmingly tall.
I wish I was charmingly tall.
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Granted, you'll have a toy which resembles a very big penis.
I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
Granted, poisonous food incoming to serve you.
I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
Granted, but you'll be tied until you die again.
I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
Granted,but I'am still tied up anyway
I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
Granted but you are tied up with another person in such a way that your face is forced to be right next to their butt.
I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
Granted but they will they'll immediately lose mod status after posting
I wish I can turn back time
I wish I can turn back time
Granted,but you will remember all of your bad experience and die with koma from trauma
I wish for DJ post in this thread
I wish for DJ post in this thread
Granted but he doesn't post quality lmao
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
Granted, but now no one wants to see your videos and you have 0 subscribers.
I wish I was part of a group.
I wish I was part of a group.
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Granted but not in the way you want
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
Granted but Everyone and Each Other are both people so the only two of them lived in harmony and the rest aren't.
I wish to skip time
I wish to skip time
Granted, but you miss all the great and fun event
I wish for someone to help me
I wish for someone to help me
Granted, you dial 9110745929734939884583905 first.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
Granted, but they are locked up in barrels that you can't open.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
Granted,but you can't play standard anymore
I wish for a KFC chicken
I wish for a KFC chicken
Granted but it was prepared days ago and isn't fresh in the slightest.
I wish for a pay raise at my job
I wish for a pay raise at my job
You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day
I wish i could be a good writer
I wish i could be a good writer