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Corrupt a wish!

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Jukkii
597 posts
Joined October 2015
Jukkii
granted, but youll become a toast yourself as you look at yourself-

i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted, you didn't put effort in life. You died.

I wish I had more fun
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, You stop protecting lolis

I wish every girl liked me
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but they are "yandere".

I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the succubus sucks you dry... MGQ ending it seems.

I wish senpai would notice me.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but (s)he turns out to be tsundere

I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but it's all in Concert C

I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but we switched you and Kai into each others bodies so now your Korean.

I wish I was rich
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta
Granted, but you'll get dicks instead.

I wish the next person gets some dicks.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but I you'll get them stuck in your eye

I wish to be Gayzmcgee
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you retire osu.


I wish immortality.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but you are weak.
I wish supernaturals.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but from too much superness you'll die from supernova.

I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted but you get no PC

I wish to become the cutest human girl
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted but you are a futanari with a massive cock.

i wish i was a futanari with a massive cock
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but turns out the cock isn't very intimid-

I wish 720 degrees is athing
roshan117
145 posts
Joined April 2016
roshan117
granted but u die

i wish i was dead lol so original
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but not original

I wish for the next poster to live a really good life.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but dies early.

I wish flyong spaghetti monster is real.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but no one will believe you when you explain what you saw.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was!
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you're the only person in the universe

I wanna become the next -GN
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but you'll end up in bad acc in some plays.

I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you end up turning into Mocha, the official osu!taiko mascot.

I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Granted, here you go.

(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)

I wish I was better at drawing.
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta
Granted with you're a professional stick figure artist.

I wish I can draw hentai.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you are forced to show all your drawings to your parents.

I wish I was more athletic
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you lose intelligence.


I wish for HTC Vive
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
now u u are forced to use it 24/7

i wish i had friends
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but some of your friends will spill coffee on you.

I wish for the cabbages.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but poisoned

I wish for a rubbing alcohol
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but someone poisons you with it and you develop brain trauma

I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but it gets ignored

I wish for 1 ranked mapset
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but literally no one will like it, not even the people who nominated it.

I wish for fast hands.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
granted but you're ending up in RSI

I wish to rain,
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it's acid rain

I wish I had a nicer car
LowAccuracySS
605 posts
Joined October 2015
LowAccuracySS
granted but it breaks down in the middle of the desert

i wish i had a life outside osu
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but full of sadness

I wish for a free massage
fartMONSTER5000
10 posts
Joined July 2016
fartMONSTER5000
Granted, but you can only have one letter and if you send it, you will get a crippling depression.

I wish to be more happy
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you die in a plank time
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
User is already corrupted

I wish to be the best
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
granted but you need to practice first

I wish i die in a fire
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but this is a purification fire so you go to heaven or some sort of higher realm.

I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but if you break any rules, you'll die by getting pelted with circles, a tragically beautiful death

I wish I become john's avatar
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, oh wait Nagisa is corrupted already for having oversized hands and feet.

I wish for a cake
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted but it was a lie.

I wish that school ended already.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp

I wish to be the next Hitler
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:

"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"

I wish for better goal-setting habits
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee

I want to be so good at osu
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but in mania mode

I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2

I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you'll slip into a coma

I wish for my work to be done :(
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow

I wish for Meah be here
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.

I wish I had more free time
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but it's only a sec

I wish Taiko BN notice me
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;

I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 8-)

I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, but your blood is orange juice ;)

I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. :!:

I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.

I wish I could read minds
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes

I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but only once for a lifetime

i wish ...... can i get something good?
Lhahein
22 posts
Joined April 2017
Lhahein
granted but because you didn't specify anything, it just spawned a llama who's actually a serial killer.

I wish I was good in osu!.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Yes but in your dreams only.

I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
Lhahein
22 posts
Joined April 2017
Lhahein
granted but it became so cold you couldn't even live in it.

I wish I was dead
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you're reincarnated as a mussel.


I wish for chicken bbq.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it's BBQ'd parts of the chicken people almost never eat.

I wish I had a better computer
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Sure, but you can't play with it.

Want to be the king of the hill.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but you'll wake up soon after.

I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, the water bottle has no bottom so any water put in just pours out the bottom (don't know why you wanted this :P )

I wish for a better wish granter
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but your life span will get shorter and shorter as you keep getting your wishes granted.

I wish for a cushy chair.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but granting that wish cost 1.000.000$, if you not pay the price MIB will hunt you down.

i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but then you become afraid of the Big Black

What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
PseudoLogic_old
4 posts
Joined June 2017
PseudoLogic_old
Granted, but you develop a rare disease that leaves you bedridden for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you never get your internet ever again

I wish i have a tablet
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it's paracetamol


I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but it'll kill you too.

I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you play in hell

I wish i have money,lots of money
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but in that era, money will be useless as dust.

I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but you'll fail on the final exams making you retake some

I wish I can memorize things easily
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you get overwhelmed easily from an overworked brain

I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but you'll suck at literally everything else you play. 8-)

I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it explode before you shot it

I wish i was disapear
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you can't post here forever.

I want to make my map ranked.
Blackener
324 posts
Joined November 2013
Blackener
Granted, your map reached 1m downloads. Also red votes.

I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon and malphite
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Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it'll only work while you're dreaming. Also, it will make getting out of bed way harder than usual.

I wish to be at a beach.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but the beach that you were staying at just just got destroyed by a mass flood of Tsunami

I want to have a job so i can have money
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, your job is counterfeiting money and that money is your salary.


I wish for portable pc like the size of psp.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but the RAM is 1 mbs , so you can't do anything.

I wish to sleep forevermore.
Lhahein
22 posts
Joined April 2017
Lhahein
Granted, but you had a really long dream it became reality.

I wish I was noticed by Ephemeral-senpai
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted because he decides to exile you from OT

I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you play with SD.


I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
You mean, "hard", right?
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.

Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but nobody is noticing you

I wish for better life
N0thingSpecial
2,355 posts
Joined November 2015
N0thingSpecial
Granted but you already live in a dystopian society were the concept is of better life is as good as starving children in Africa

I wish that this thread will continue
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
granted but it will become full of shitposts

I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it will always be corrupt

I wish there is a drama in OT
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but we - including you - will never live long enough to see the end of it...
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)

Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you're now a commie.


I wish cancer to be curable.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but other venereal diseases will gain much more relevance and will be harder to cure.

I wish I could get everything I want.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you will never have time to be able to enjoy any of it.

I wish my car would never breakdown again.
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