Granted, but you're that old granny lady who is going to die in a few years
I wish i could be smart in math
I wish i could be smart in math
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Granted, but you'll always pass that place and think it's further ahead
i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
Granted, but you still gain hate from other places.
I wish i could get a touch screen.
I wish i could get a touch screen.
Granted but the touchscreen has 2000 ms respond
I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
granted, but youll become a toast yourself as you look at yourself-
i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
Granted, you didn't put effort in life. You died.
I wish I had more fun
I wish I had more fun
Granted, You stop protecting lolis
I wish every girl liked me
I wish every girl liked me
Granted, but they are "yandere".
I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
Granted, but the succubus sucks you dry... MGQ ending it seems.
I wish senpai would notice me.
I wish senpai would notice me.
Granted but (s)he turns out to be tsundere
I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
Granted, but it's all in Concert C
I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
Granted but we switched you and Kai into each others bodies so now your Korean.
I wish I was rich
I wish I was rich
Granted, but you'll get dicks instead.
I wish the next person gets some dicks.
I wish the next person gets some dicks.
Granted, but I you'll get them stuck in your eye
I wish to be Gayzmcgee
I wish to be Gayzmcgee
Granted but from too much superness you'll die from supernova.
I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
Granted but you get no PC
I wish to become the cutest human girl
I wish to become the cutest human girl
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granted but you are a futanari with a massive cock.
i wish i was a futanari with a massive cock
i wish i was a futanari with a massive cock
Granted, but turns out the cock isn't very intimid-
I wish 720 degrees is athing
I wish 720 degrees is athing
Granted but not original
I wish for the next poster to live a really good life.
I wish for the next poster to live a really good life.
Granted, but dies early.
I wish flyong spaghetti monster is real.
I wish flyong spaghetti monster is real.
Granted, but no one will believe you when you explain what you saw.
I wish to be the best, like no one ever was!
I wish to be the best, like no one ever was!
Granted, but you're the only person in the universe
I wanna become the next -GN
I wanna become the next -GN
Granted, but you'll end up in bad acc in some plays.
I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
Granted but you end up turning into Mocha, the official osu!taiko mascot.
I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
Granted, here you go.
(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)
I wish I was better at drawing.
(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)
I wish I was better at drawing.
Granted with you're a professional stick figure artist.
I wish I can draw hentai.
I wish I can draw hentai.
Granted but you are forced to show all your drawings to your parents.
I wish I was more athletic
I wish I was more athletic
Granted, but you lose intelligence.
I wish for HTC Vive
I wish for HTC Vive
now u u are forced to use it 24/7
i wish i had friends
i wish i had friends
Granted, but some of your friends will spill coffee on you.
I wish for the cabbages.
I wish for the cabbages.
Granted but someone poisons you with it and you develop brain trauma
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
Granted, but literally no one will like it, not even the people who nominated it.
I wish for fast hands.
I wish for fast hands.
Granted but it's acid rain
I wish I had a nicer car
I wish I had a nicer car
granted but it breaks down in the middle of the desert
i wish i had a life outside osu
i wish i had a life outside osu
Granted, but you can only have one letter and if you send it, you will get a crippling depression.
I wish to be more happy
I wish to be more happy
granted but you need to practice first
I wish i die in a fire
I wish i die in a fire
Granted but this is a purification fire so you go to heaven or some sort of higher realm.
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
Granted, but if you break any rules, you'll die by getting pelted with circles, a tragically beautiful death
I wish I become john's avatar
I wish I become john's avatar
Granted, oh wait Nagisa is corrupted already for having oversized hands and feet.
I wish for a cake
I wish for a cake
Granted but it was a lie.
I wish that school ended already.
I wish that school ended already.
Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp
I wish to be the next Hitler
I wish to be the next Hitler
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee
I want to be so good at osu
I want to be so good at osu
Granted but in mania mode
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
Granted but you'll slip into a coma
I wish for my work to be done
I wish for my work to be done
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow
I wish for Meah be here
I wish for Meah be here
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.
I wish I had more free time
I wish I had more free time
Granted but it's only a sec
I wish Taiko BN notice me
I wish Taiko BN notice me
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Granted, but your blood is orange juice 
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. 
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.
I wish I could read minds
I wish I could read minds
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
Granted but only once for a lifetime
i wish ...... can i get something good?
i wish ...... can i get something good?
granted but because you didn't specify anything, it just spawned a llama who's actually a serial killer.
I wish I was good in osu!.
I wish I was good in osu!.
Yes but in your dreams only.
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
granted but it became so cold you couldn't even live in it.
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
Granted, but you're reincarnated as a mussel.
I wish for chicken bbq.
I wish for chicken bbq.
Granted but it's BBQ'd parts of the chicken people almost never eat.
I wish I had a better computer
I wish I had a better computer
Sure, but you can't play with it.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Granted, but you'll wake up soon after.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
Granted, the water bottle has no bottom so any water put in just pours out the bottom (don't know why you wanted this 
)
I wish for a better wish granter
)I wish for a better wish granter
Granted, but your life span will get shorter and shorter as you keep getting your wishes granted.
I wish for a cushy chair.
I wish for a cushy chair.
Granted,but granting that wish cost 1.000.000$, if you not pay the price MIB will hunt you down.
i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
Granted but then you become afraid of the Big Black
What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
Granted, but you develop a rare disease that leaves you bedridden for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
Granted, but you never get your internet ever again
I wish i have a tablet
I wish i have a tablet
Granted, it's paracetamol
I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
Granted, but it'll kill you too.
I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
Granted, but you play in hell
I wish i have money,lots of money
I wish i have money,lots of money
Granted, but in that era, money will be useless as dust.
I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
Granted but you'll fail on the final exams making you retake some
I wish I can memorize things easily
I wish I can memorize things easily
Granted but you get overwhelmed easily from an overworked brain
I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
Granted, but you'll suck at literally everything else you play.
I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
Granted,but it explode before you shot it
I wish i was disapear
I wish i was disapear
Granted, but you can't post here forever.
I want to make my map ranked.
I want to make my map ranked.
Granted, your map reached 1m downloads. Also red votes.
I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon andmalphite
I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon and
Granted, but it'll only work while you're dreaming. Also, it will make getting out of bed way harder than usual.
I wish to be at a beach.
I wish to be at a beach.
Granted,but the beach that you were staying at just just got destroyed by a mass flood of Tsunami
I want to have a job so i can have money
I want to have a job so i can have money
Granted, your job is counterfeiting money and that money is your salary.
I wish for portable pc like the size of psp.
I wish for portable pc like the size of psp.
Granted, but the RAM is 1 mbs , so you can't do anything.
I wish to sleep forevermore.
I wish to sleep forevermore.
Granted, but you had a really long dream it became reality.
I wish I was noticed by Ephemeral-senpai
I wish I was noticed by Ephemeral-senpai
Granted because he decides to exile you from OT
I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
Granted, you play with SD.
I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
You mean, "hard", right?
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.
Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.
Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
Granted but you already live in a dystopian society were the concept is of better life is as good as starving children in Africa
I wish that this thread will continue
I wish that this thread will continue
granted but it will become full of shitposts
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!