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I wish for better life
I wish for better life
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Granted but you already live in a dystopian society were the concept is of better life is as good as starving children in Africa
I wish that this thread will continue
I wish that this thread will continue
granted but it will become full of shitposts
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
Granted,but it will always be corrupt
I wish there is a drama in OT
I wish there is a drama in OT
Granted, but we - including you - will never live long enough to see the end of it...
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)
Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)
Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
Granted, you're now a commie.
I wish cancer to be curable.
I wish cancer to be curable.
Granted, but other venereal diseases will gain much more relevance and will be harder to cure.
I wish I could get everything I want.
I wish I could get everything I want.
Granted but you will never have time to be able to enjoy any of it.
I wish my car would never breakdown again.
I wish my car would never breakdown again.
Granted, but your life brokedown as a cost of your wish.
I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
I wish I had more replays watched by others
I wish I had more replays watched by others
Granted, but your account will be banned because you've cheat to play Freedom dive +HD,HR,DT,FLEdgar_Figaro wrote:
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
In Thailand, we have extra class regularly. Sometimes, class end on 8PM in school. Perhaps in the future, this will be happen everyday.Because Thailand's education is suck.So what you have said, it's become real for me in my real life. Granted. ;;w;;
I wish my life will have more fairness.
Granted but it'll be boring
I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
Granted,but new problem appear after another
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
Granted, but you aren't aloud to talk in OT anymore.Ryoid wrote:
Granted,but new problem appear after another
I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
I wish me a merry christmas.
Granted, but you'll celebrate christmas alone. Even santa clause will ignore you.
I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
granted but everything goes back to a barter system
I wish I could make better wishes.
I wish I could make better wishes.
Granted, but they'll bring disadvantages more than advantages.
I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
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Granted, but your underarm hair will hurt more than anything.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
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Granted, but everything else will become almost impossible for you to understand.
I wish I was charmingly tall.
I wish I was charmingly tall.
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Granted, you'll have a toy which resembles a very big penis. 
I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
Granted, poisonous food incoming to serve you.
I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
Granted, but you'll be tied until you die again.
I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
Granted,but I'am still tied up anyway
I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
Granted but you are tied up with another person in such a way that your face is forced to be right next to their butt.
I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
Granted but they will they'll immediately lose mod status after posting
I wish I can turn back time
I wish I can turn back time
Granted,but you will remember all of your bad experience and die with koma from trauma
I wish for DJ post in this thread
I wish for DJ post in this thread
Granted but he doesn't post quality lmao
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
Granted, but now no one wants to see your videos and you have 0 subscribers.
I wish I was part of a group.
I wish I was part of a group.
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Granted but not in the way you want
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
Granted but Everyone and Each Other are both people so the only two of them lived in harmony and the rest aren't.
I wish to skip time
I wish to skip time
Granted, but you miss all the great and fun event
I wish for someone to help me
I wish for someone to help me
Granted, you dial 9110745929734939884583905 first.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
Granted, but they are locked up in barrels that you can't open.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
Granted,but you can't play standard anymore
I wish for a KFC chicken
I wish for a KFC chicken
Granted but it was prepared days ago and isn't fresh in the slightest.
I wish for a pay raise at my job
I wish for a pay raise at my job
You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day
I wish i could be a good writer
I wish i could be a good writer
They only give compliments to your writing pattern, not the books you write.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Granted but you'll get fired after 24 hours
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted, its a nokia
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
(old nokia phones were actually good though)
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything
i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
Granted, humanity gets type 3 diabetes.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Granted, unspoilable but poisonous 
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Granted but a card with no value, you only misspelled card as car.
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
Granted, but only for 1 second.
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
Granted but you'll no longer be friends
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
Granted but lava burns you to death.
I wish... for. nothing.
I wish... for. nothing.
Granted, you are now teleported into the vacuum of space
I wish for more wishes
I wish for more wishes
Granted, every wish are corrupted death-related.
I wish for a cute creature.
I wish for a cute creature.
Granted, but it's extremely hostile and it will attack anyone, including you.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
Granted but a mechanical pencil instead.
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
I wish for a 500Mbps internet
Granted, but you can't even open your pc neither your smartphone
I wish i have a fish
I wish i have a fish
Granted, it's Cichlids, which it's for beauty purpose only, so you can't eat eat.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
Granted but he nukes it
I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
granted but they never say anything
i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
Granted, but they starting to war
I wish OT have a lot of people
I wish OT have a lot of people
Granted, they will demand milk from your nipples.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
Granted but expired.
I want something to relieve body pains right now
I want something to relieve body pains right now
Granted, but they'll give you endless headaches.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Granted but you become extremely obnoxious always trying to hang out with everyone all the time so people start trying to avoid you.
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
Granted but every time you open it you hear the screaming roblox kid
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
Granted, but all of it will be expired already .
I wish to live in fantasy world.
I wish to live in fantasy world.
Granted, you will live in Northern Undead Asylum
I wish for long lasting shoes
I wish for long lasting shoes
Granted, but the shoes don't fit your feet
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
Granted but an unexpected conspiracy lies behind that salary.
I'd like to do it.
I'd like to do it.
Granted, you'll do an awesome backflip on an MMORPG but whenever you do it, a random person die on that game.
Give me a Sandwich.
Give me a Sandwich.
Granted, you'll have a beef sandwich with atroquinine poison on it.
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
Granted, you ate the beef sandwich with the poison in it while jumping off the skyscraper.
Now give me a cake instead.
Now give me a cake instead.
Granted, you'll try to eat it but the cake will be hard as diamonds and you'll damage your teeth in the process.
I wish for money.
I wish for money.
Granted you now have a penny
I wish for better headphones
I wish for better headphones
Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Granted, but...
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
Granted, cereal expired.
I wish i didn't necro this.
I wish i didn't necro this.
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly
i wish i had fairy god parents
i wish i had fairy god parents
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.
I need new comp.
I need new comp.
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga
I wish to be unknown.
I wish to be unknown.