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I wish to take a photo right now
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Granted, but your camera broke.
I wish I had supporter again
I wish I had supporter again
Granted, now you're restricted.
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...
(bump)
Granted, but there is no controversy in the middle.
I wish for AP 100%AC Freedom Dive.
Granted, but there is no controversy in the middle.
I wish for AP 100%AC Freedom Dive.
Granted, but you got carpal tunnel
I wish i had a private SDVX Valkyrie model cab
I wish i had a private SDVX Valkyrie model cab
Granted, but it is placed on Mars.
I wish for good grades.
I wish for good grades.
Granted. Good osu! grades.
I wish for a big swimming pull full of ikea blahaj plushies.
I wish for a big swimming pull full of ikea blahaj plushies.
Granted, but the swimming pool is only 3 inches deep so you cannot swim in it.
I wish for more time.
I wish for more time.
Granted, but you sleep more and use up that extra time.
I Wish I didn't have skill issue all the time
I Wish I didn't have skill issue all the time
Granted, you now have skill issue some of the time.
I wish for good luck.
I wish for good luck.
Granted, but you accidentally broke a mirror while celebrating your good luck. Yep, that's seven years of bad luck.
I wish for veal and parsnips.
I wish for veal and parsnips.
Granted, but they both came raw and spoiled.
Man I wish I had a 50$ steam card
Man I wish I had a 50$ steam card
Granted. It's a $50 card to a steamed hams restaurant.
I wish I had a better camera.
I wish I had a better camera.
granted, but all of the pictures/videos you take with it will be photobombed by an eldritch abomination that renders your content impossible to look at without causing serious physical/mental sickness
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i wish i could teleport
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i wish i could teleport
Granted, but only in a 5 meter radius along a tangent to earth plane or any plane you are at parallel to that tangent plane (in simple terms: 5 meter radius teleport but only horizontally)
I wish I had a working PC power supply
I wish I had a working PC power supply
granted, but
...it works, a little too well
any pc you connect it to will no longer work in return :>
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i wish i hadn't been trapped in an obstinate mind, a mismatched body, an inextricable history
...it works, a little too well
any pc you connect it to will no longer work in return :>
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i wish i hadn't been trapped in an obstinate mind, a mismatched body, an inextricable history
granted, but now you're a tree
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i wish for more wishes
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i wish for more wishes
granted (you may now continue to wish for whatever you desire), but none of them will be granted for you. you won't be told this.
instead, you learn that there will be a new wish available to be heard for every nine nested puzzle-domes you clear your way out of, which grow more difficult and inconveniently time-consuming to understand and solve. for every wish you make before the final dome wall, there will appear to be nine more puzzle-domes that continue to progress in difficulty.
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i wish to be a tree...
instead, you learn that there will be a new wish available to be heard for every nine nested puzzle-domes you clear your way out of, which grow more difficult and inconveniently time-consuming to understand and solve. for every wish you make before the final dome wall, there will appear to be nine more puzzle-domes that continue to progress in difficulty.
to leave and move on, you will need to...
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[zzz]...
i wish to be a tree...
granted, you (the tree) get chopped down almost instantly.
I wish to be an F1 driver.
I wish to be an F1 driver.
granted, but you crash into your team at the pit during your debut in an unexpected moment of inattention, causing multiple fatalities and flipping yourself over a spare tyre one of them had dropped, before getting crushed under the weight of your own vehicle. you survive, of course. with debilitating spinal injuries causing paralysis and agonizing nerve pain, of course.
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i wish you wouldn't curse our wishes...
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i wish you wouldn't curse our wishes...
granted, but there will be small inconveniences tied to them instead.
i wish for everyone's wisdom to increase
i wish for everyone's wisdom to increase
granted, but with wisdom everyone will stop seeing meaning in our life
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I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas
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I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas
granted, but from now on all the only gift someone can recieve will be small chunks of coal
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i wish for a pizza
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i wish for a pizza
granted, but it's a fishy fruit special from papa's pizzeria deluxe (thick crust, creamy garlic sauce, cheese blend, anchovies, pineapples and olives)
i wish i had 50$ on my steam account
i wish i had 50$ on my steam account
granted, but now any game you wanna buy is..
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okay, that actually doesn't sound that badDJruslan4ic wrote:
granted, but it's a fishy fruit special from papa's pizzeria deluxe (thick crust, creamy garlic sauce, cheese blend, anchovies, pineapples and olives)
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granted, but [DATA EXPUNGED]
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i wish for a baseball bat
Granted, it's made of a very thin sheet of aluminium and just breaks if you hit a baseball too hard.
shitttt, I forgot.....synthwavesquid wrote:
granted, but [DATA EXPUNGED]
granted, but a most of viewers will spamming hereTateshina Eve wrote:
I wish for this thread to have 40,000 views
I wish corrupt somebody wish
granted but you are also turning corrupted-Izuki- wrote:
shitttt, I forgot.....synthwavesquid wrote:
granted, but [DATA EXPUNGED]granted, but a most of viewers will spamming hereTateshina Eve wrote:
I wish for this thread to have 40,000 views
I wish corrupt somebody wish
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I wish for
Granted, but it was your last wish and you spent it on
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I wish for silence outside my window
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I wish for silence outside my window
granted, you are now the last living animal on earth
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i wish for more letters in the alphabet
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i wish for more letters in the alphabet
Granted, but the english alphabet is now an extremely complex logography
I wish for biceps
I wish for biceps
Granted, but now your arms looks like
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I wish to cancel all sanction restrictions
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I wish to cancel all sanction restrictions
granted (its granted, idk what to say)
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I WISH FOR HYPES FOR MY MAP 🦅🦅🦅🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
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I WISH FOR HYPES FOR MY MAP 🦅🦅🦅🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
yaaay no corupts 🎉🎉JLuca913 891 wrote:
granted (its granted, idk what to say)
dude what am i even meant to say
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JLuca913 891 wrote:
I WISH FOR HYPES FOR MY MAP 🦅🦅🦅🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Granted, but even with hypes your map will never be noticed by BN's
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I wish for endless milk that will never sour
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I wish for endless milk that will never sour
it wasn't related to the original postGengar9nn wrote:
dude what am i even meant to say
the milk comes in 1ml bottles
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i wish for motivation to actually finish the project im working on and not doomscroll forum games
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i wish for motivation to actually finish the project im working on and not doomscroll forum games
your wish is granted, but the project is now themed around doomscrolling tiktok
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i wish i could see inside my head and know wtf is going on in there
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i wish i could see inside my head and know wtf is going on in there
Granted, but the first thing you see - large cancer tumor
Ibelieve wish I can fly
I
Granted but you can't control your wings
I wish i can just sleep eternally
I wish i can just sleep eternally
Granted. You died.
I wish for even more typing speed.
I wish for even more typing speed.
Granted, but you now have <20% accuracy.
I wish for free money 5 million dollar no evil
I wish for free money 5 million dollar no evil
Granted, but you will receive 5 million Zimbabwean dollars (equals ~15500 usd)
I wish I could be cool person like Geralt of Rivia (from the game, NOT FROM THE BOOK PLS)
I wish I could be cool person like Geralt of Rivia (from the game, NOT FROM THE BOOK PLS)
Granted. You are now like Geralt of Rivia from the book. jeez, you made that too easy!
I wish to live in a bigger city.
I wish to live in a bigger city.
Granted, everything became physically bigger and now you are very small compared to everything around you.
I wish for some ice creammm
I wish for some ice creammm
It is 100 degrees celsius
I want performance points
I want performance points
granted, you get 2pp
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i wish for all the video games
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i wish for all the video games
Granted you get all the low quality video games.
I wish I was more active here.
I wish I was more active here.
Granted, but you will get silence after every post
I wish I was less active here
I wish I was less active here
Granted, but you will not be able to send posts more than once a year.
I wish I could go back to <...secret information...>
I wish I could go back to <...secret information...>