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Corrupt a wish!

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DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:

"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"

I wish for better goal-setting habits
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee

I want to be so good at osu
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but in mania mode

I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2

I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you'll slip into a coma

I wish for my work to be done :(
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow

I wish for Meah be here
Edgar_Figaro
916 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.

I wish I had more free time
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but it's only a sec

I wish Taiko BN notice me
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;

I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 8-)

I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, but your blood is orange juice ;)

I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. :!:

I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Edgar_Figaro
916 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.

I wish I could read minds
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes

I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
Granted but only once for a lifetime

i wish ...... can i get something good?
Lhahein
22 posts
Joined April 2017
Lhahein
granted but because you didn't specify anything, it just spawned a llama who's actually a serial killer.

I wish I was good in osu!.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Yes but in your dreams only.

I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
Lhahein
22 posts
Joined April 2017
Lhahein
granted but it became so cold you couldn't even live in it.

I wish I was dead
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you're reincarnated as a mussel.


I wish for chicken bbq.
Edgar_Figaro
916 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it's BBQ'd parts of the chicken people almost never eat.

I wish I had a better computer
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Sure, but you can't play with it.

Want to be the king of the hill.
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but you'll wake up soon after.

I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
Edgar_Figaro
916 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, the water bottle has no bottom so any water put in just pours out the bottom (don't know why you wanted this :P )

I wish for a better wish granter
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but your life span will get shorter and shorter as you keep getting your wishes granted.

I wish for a cushy chair.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but granting that wish cost 1.000.000$, if you not pay the price MIB will hunt you down.

i wish i can FC big black with HDDTFL on it
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but then you become afraid of the Big Black

What do I wish for? A long lifespan of up to 200 years.
PseudoLogic_old
4 posts
Joined June 2017
PseudoLogic_old
Granted, but you develop a rare disease that leaves you bedridden for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a life outside of the internet u___u
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you never get your internet ever again

I wish i have a tablet
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it's paracetamol


I wish for a good coat hanger that can kill birds.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but it'll kill you too.

I wish to play forever, not serious in life anymore.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you play in hell

I wish i have money,lots of money
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but in that era, money will be useless as dust.

I wish I will not fail all of 18 subjects on mid-term examination.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but you'll fail on the final exams making you retake some

I wish I can memorize things easily
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you get overwhelmed easily from an overworked brain

I want to be the best at Pump it Up Prime 2 Arcade Machines, without dying or getting exhausted too much.
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but you'll suck at literally everything else you play. 8-)

I wish for a rocket launcher to kill some people with.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it explode before you shot it

I wish i was disapear
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you can't post here forever.

I want to make my map ranked.
Blackener
295 posts
Joined November 2013
Blackener
Granted, your map reached 1m downloads. Also red votes.

I wish I could talk with fictional character like dragon and malphite
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Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it'll only work while you're dreaming. Also, it will make getting out of bed way harder than usual.

I wish to be at a beach.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but the beach that you were staying at just just got destroyed by a mass flood of Tsunami

I want to have a job so i can have money
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