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Corrupt a wish!

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Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted because he decides to exile you from OT

I wish anytime I miss in CTB or Standard, on an otherwise FC play, it would be considered missing the last note of the song.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you play with SD.


I wish tuna is durable enough to be used as baseball bat.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
You mean, "hard", right?
The more balls it hits, the less edible it becomes.

Want to say. (There's a joke in that sentence, but only a few people can understand, feel free to take it lightly.)
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but nobody is noticing you

I wish for better life
N0thingSpecial
2,355 posts
Joined November 2015
N0thingSpecial
Granted but you already live in a dystopian society were the concept is of better life is as good as starving children in Africa

I wish that this thread will continue
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
granted but it will become full of shitposts

I wish to uncorrupt the wishes!
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it will always be corrupt

I wish there is a drama in OT
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but we - including you - will never live long enough to see the end of it...
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)

Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you're now a commie.


I wish cancer to be curable.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but other venereal diseases will gain much more relevance and will be harder to cure.

I wish I could get everything I want.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you will never have time to be able to enjoy any of it.

I wish my car would never breakdown again.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but your life brokedown as a cost of your wish.

I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"

I wish I had more replays watched by others
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
In Thailand, we have extra class regularly. Sometimes, class end on 8PM in school. Perhaps in the future, this will be happen everyday.Because Thailand's education is suck. So what you have said, it's become real for me in my real life. Granted. ;;w;;
Granted, but your account will be banned because you've cheat to play Freedom dive +HD,HR,DT,FL

I wish my life will have more fairness.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but it'll be boring

I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but new problem appear after another

I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
amax
110 posts
Joined June 2015
amax

Ryoid wrote:

Granted,but new problem appear after another

I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
Granted, but you aren't aloud to talk in OT anymore.

I wish me a merry christmas.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll celebrate christmas alone. Even santa clause will ignore you.

I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it kill you

I wish money is nothing in this world
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
granted but everything goes back to a barter system

I wish I could make better wishes.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but they'll bring disadvantages more than advantages.

I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
DeletedUser_4310508
DeletedUser_4310508
Granted, but the concept of nothing is a thing in itself so fuck you

I wish for pubes that don't get itchy when shaved
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but your underarm hair will hurt more than anything.

I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
DeletedUser_4310508
DeletedUser_4310508
granted, but it's a pile of shit and smells like gandhi's decomposing arsehole

i wish for maths to be easier
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but everything else will become almost impossible for you to understand.

I wish I was charmingly tall.
DeletedUser_4310508
DeletedUser_4310508
Granted, but you're so tall that your blood can't circulate properly and you die
good riddance

I wish I had a bigger penis
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, you'll have a toy which resembles a very big penis. 8-)

I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, poisonous food incoming to serve you.

I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but it stop working

I wish to be alive again
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll be tied until you die again.

I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but I'am still tied up anyway

I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you are tied up with another person in such a way that your face is forced to be right next to their butt.

I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but they will they'll immediately lose mod status after posting

I wish I can turn back time
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but you will remember all of your bad experience and die with koma from trauma

I wish for DJ post in this thread
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but he doesn't post quality lmao

I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Granted, but now no one wants to see your videos and you have 0 subscribers.

I wish I was part of a group.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)

I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.

I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist

I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.

I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,its a crab

I wish there is an internet on the moon
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.

I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but not in the way you want

I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway

I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details

I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but Everyone and Each Other are both people so the only two of them lived in harmony and the rest aren't.

I wish to skip time
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you miss all the great and fun event

I wish for someone to help me
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you dial 9110745929734939884583905 first.


I wish for large supply of liquid nitrogen.
AzureDoctor
196 posts
Joined January 2016
AzureDoctor
Granted, but they are locked up in barrels that you can't open.

I wish to get good at osu!Taiko.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted,but you can't play standard anymore

I wish for a KFC chicken
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it was prepared days ago and isn't fresh in the slightest.

I wish for a pay raise at my job
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
You would get a pay raise but you'll work 24/7

I wish to meet Nao Touyama, my favorite VA
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, during her 80s.



I wish for a dyson fan.
AzureDoctor
196 posts
Joined January 2016
AzureDoctor
Granted, but you can only use it for 1 hour in a single day

I wish i could be a good writer
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
They only give compliments to your writing pattern, not the books you write.

Want a job. Whatever kind as long as there's salary.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you'll get fired after 24 hours

I wish for a new phone
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, its a nokia

I wish i have more time to play this game(osu)
Laurakko
Global Moderator
104 posts
Joined October 2015
Laurakko
(old nokia phones were actually good though)
sure, but you get nerve damage, rsi, other hand issues, and you can't fc anything

i wish for humanity to be a type 3 civilisation
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, humanity gets type 3 diabetes.



Grant me large supply of unspoilable yakults.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, unspoilable but poisonous :D

Can I have a hour boost of skills?
Kimba
33 posts
Joined April 2016
Kimba
Granted, but you have to close your eyes

I wish for a new car
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but a card with no value, you only misspelled card as car.

I wish for the next user below to have a very good life away from all troubles, a good love life and a life full of fun
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but only for 1 second.

I wish that my friend will not blame me on my examination's result cause I got full mark. XD
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you'll no longer be friends :D

I wish for the Yellowstone volcano to erupt
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but lava burns you to death.

I wish... for. nothing.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, you are now teleported into the vacuum of space

I wish for more wishes
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, every wish are corrupted death-related.


I wish for a cute creature.
AzureDoctor
196 posts
Joined January 2016
AzureDoctor
Granted, but it's extremely hostile and it will attack anyone, including you.

I wish for a new mechanical keyboard.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but a mechanical pencil instead.

I wish for a 500Mbps internet
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but you can't even open your pc neither your smartphone

I wish i have a fish
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, it's Cichlids, which it's for beauty purpose only, so you can't eat eat.

I wish BN will have a look on my beatmap.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but he nukes it

I wish that Tyistiana would join OT!news discord along with ptar124
Laurakko
Global Moderator
104 posts
Joined October 2015
Laurakko
granted but they never say anything

i wish for north korea to be a peaceful nation
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but they starting to war

I wish OT have a lot of people
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
granted, but they're all horrible

I wish for 100 dogs
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, they will demand milk from your nipples.



I wish for long lasting backpack.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
People bully you for it.

Apple soda, please.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but expired.

I want something to relieve body pains right now
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but they'll give you endless headaches.

I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you become extremely obnoxious always trying to hang out with everyone all the time so people start trying to avoid you.

I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
Kimba
33 posts
Joined April 2016
Kimba
Granted but every time you open it you hear the screaming roblox kid

I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
Tyistiana
osu! Alumni
541 posts
Joined February 2012
Tyistiana
Granted, but all of it will be expired already .

I wish to live in fantasy world.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you will live in Northern Undead Asylum



I wish for long lasting shoes
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted, but the shoes don't fit your feet

I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted but an unexpected conspiracy lies behind that salary.

I'd like to do it.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, you'll do an awesome backflip on an MMORPG but whenever you do it, a random person die on that game.

Give me a Sandwich.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, you'll have a beef sandwich with atroquinine poison on it. 8-)

I wish I could be known for something legendary.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, you ate the beef sandwich with the poison in it while jumping off the skyscraper.

Now give me a cake instead.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, you'll try to eat it but the cake will be hard as diamonds and you'll damage your teeth in the process.

I wish for money.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted you now have a penny

I wish for better headphones
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.

I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Softwarm
56 posts
Joined April 2014
Softwarm
Granted, but...

I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
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Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.

I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined December 2013
ElliottB1
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.

I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.

I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.

I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.

I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, cereal expired.



I wish i didn't necro this.
E m i
E m i
granted, you got banned 1s before pressing "post"

i wish i had a smaller ribcage
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