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Ryoid
Granted,but it will always be corrupt

I wish there is a drama in OT
45Traeath
Granted, but we - including you - will never live long enough to see the end of it...
(And also, I turned our remaining lifespan into 4 days for that event.)

Want some ice cream. About, "THIS" large.
vinnicci
Granted, you're now a commie.


I wish cancer to be curable.
Serraionga
Granted, but other venereal diseases will gain much more relevance and will be harder to cure.

I wish I could get everything I want.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you will never have time to be able to enjoy any of it.

I wish my car would never breakdown again.
Tyistiana
Granted, but your life brokedown as a cost of your wish.

I wish in this world will not have homework anymore.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"

I wish I had more replays watched by others
Tyistiana

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Granted but the school day is lengthened so everyone has time to do all the extra "classwork"
In Thailand, we have extra class regularly. Sometimes, class end on 8PM in school. Perhaps in the future, this will be happen everyday.Because Thailand's education is suck. So what you have said, it's become real for me in my real life. Granted. ;;w;;
Granted, but your account will be banned because you've cheat to play Freedom dive +HD,HR,DT,FL

I wish my life will have more fairness.
Meah
Granted but it'll be boring

I wish all of my problems will be solved immediately
Ryoid
Granted,but new problem appear after another

I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
amax

Ryoid wrote:

Granted,but new problem appear after another

I wish OT has a ton of quality thread
Granted, but you aren't aloud to talk in OT anymore.

I wish me a merry christmas.
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll celebrate christmas alone. Even santa clause will ignore you.

I wish for some adrenaline to fulfill my heart.
Ryoid
Granted,but it kill you

I wish money is nothing in this world
Edgar_Figaro
granted but everything goes back to a barter system

I wish I could make better wishes.
Serraionga
Granted, but they'll bring disadvantages more than advantages.

I wish for nothing, to have nothing.
Nameless
Granted, but the concept of nothing is a thing in itself so fuck you

I wish for pubes that don't get itchy when shaved
Serraionga
Granted, but your underarm hair will hurt more than anything.

I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few years ago.
Nameless
granted, but it's a pile of shit and smells like gandhi's decomposing arsehole

i wish for maths to be easier
Serraionga
Granted, but everything else will become almost impossible for you to understand.

I wish I was charmingly tall.
Nameless
Granted, but you're so tall that your blood can't circulate properly and you die
good riddance

I wish I had a bigger penis
Serraionga
Granted, you'll have a toy which resembles a very big penis. 8-)

I wish for some food, I'm hungry.
Tyistiana
Granted, poisonous food incoming to serve you.

I wish my head will not be dizzy too much.
Ryoid
Granted,but it stop working

I wish to be alive again
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll be tied until you die again.

I wish Ryoid will not be a victim on Answer a question with a question forum anymore.
Ryoid
Granted,but I'am still tied up anyway

I wish I'am not the only one tied on Answer a question with a question
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you are tied up with another person in such a way that your face is forced to be right next to their butt.

I wish mods would come back to playing t/574867
Meah
Granted but they will they'll immediately lose mod status after posting

I wish I can turn back time
Ryoid
Granted,but you will remember all of your bad experience and die with koma from trauma

I wish for DJ post in this thread
DJ Enetro
Granted but he doesn't post quality lmao

I wish for someone to tell me how to make OBS work on my Mac with my osu on a flash drive (serious request, I have a YT channel with already 2 subscribers)
johnmedina999
Granted, but now no one wants to see your videos and you have 0 subscribers.

I wish I was part of a group.
DJ Enetro
Granted but that group kicks you out after a day for liking Nagisa and being flamboyant about it (but actually you're not)

I wish that I was well-versed in C++
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll lose your computer.

I wish I can skip my class which my teacher will don't know that I'm skip his/her class.
Ryoid
Granted, but the teacher or the school itself don't know that you exist

I wish i can single tap 290Bpm deathsream map
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you can only do it with Autopilot turned on and you can't ever aim anything correctly.

I wish I had some non-crap food to eat
Ryoid
Granted,its a crab

I wish there is an internet on the moon
Tyistiana
Granted, but you'll die and you'll realize that in the moon, you don't have any air to breath.

I wish I will have a lot of money to buy a new game.
Serraionga
Granted, but the game will be worse than all things combined.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but not in the way you want

I want another post here within the next 24 hours
Ryoid
Granted,but they only shiposting anyway

I wish there will be a lot of newcomer in OT so there will be more quality thread to read
DJ Enetro
Granted but those quality threads get locked after details

I wish everyone lived in harmony with each other
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