Officer, I don't- I just suddenly found this thing inside my car... Oh, I've just borrowed my car's key to my friend. I think he is the killer of my neighbourhood.
A tablet PC
A last note
A knife
A tablet PC
A last note
A knife
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Officer, my tablet pc has the records from the crime scene of Ryu Sei's friend.
This last note was found from the victim's pocket and the knife that has fingerprints of the killer.
So if you would excuse me, I'm on a hurry to submit these items for further investigation.
A casket where a corpse is dressed with a wedding gown
A used shovel with blood stains.
A treasure box that contains rare jewelries.
This last note was found from the victim's pocket and the knife that has fingerprints of the killer.
So if you would excuse me, I'm on a hurry to submit these items for further investigation.
A casket where a corpse is dressed with a wedding gown
A used shovel with blood stains.
A treasure box that contains rare jewelries.
Well...officer...as you can see i'm driving a hearse and i got lost on the way! That shovel? I'm a part time worker at a farm and I was shoveling up poop for fertilizer and one of our "clients" had a massive case of bloody diarrhea...need I say more? okay. The treasure box is this persons most prized items and the family wanted it to be buried with this person...*tears*
dead friend #1
dead friend #2
dead friend #3
dead friend #1
dead friend #2
dead friend #3
Officer these are all props for the new running dead episode as they where to relistic I need to return them to the warehouse before I can no longer get a refund.
-Trashboat holding a tied up midget
-42 Parking tickets
-Both you and Trashboat are dressed like Nazi's
-Trashboat holding a tied up midget
-42 Parking tickets
-Both you and Trashboat are dressed like Nazi's
Where are my 3 items?beeboy123 wrote:
Officer these are all props for the new running dead episode as they where to relistic I need to return them to the warehouse before I can no longer get a refund.
These aren't 3 items but a person. :/beeboy123 wrote:
-Trashboat holding a tied up midget
-Both you and Trashboat are dressed like Nazi's
Try again next time. I'll do it for now.
- An identification card
- A lethal injection
- A lab coat
O-officer...okay...fine...YOU GOT ME D:< "Shows ID" i'm actually developing a super drug that MAY or MAY NOT turn you into a super human...side effects are usually a zombie apocalypse! I tried it on myself (no animals were tested in the making of this explanation) and I seem to be fine! ..a-a-achoo! jaijfriasj! w-whoops hehe seems like I caught a cold :O I can keep myself warm with that lab coat over there (being an amazing scientist and all dat) w-well then...GOODB-RGFHAHAAAR *zombie apocalypse*
- ski mask
- SMG
- a grenade
- ski mask
- SMG
- a grenade
No, no officer - you got it all wrong. I'm on my way to the prison to give a death row inmate his lethal injection. Just look at my license to kill (identification card). "what's the lab coat for?" I don't want this shit getting on my clothes!
1. Gag ball
2. Chloroform
3. Teddy bear
1. Gag ball
2. Chloroform
3. Teddy bear
Listen officer, you don't want to know what the ball gag and chloroform is for, just take the damn teddy bear and pretend this never happened.
1. Spray paint
2. A stick of dynamite
3. Reinforced container of corrosive acid.
1. Spray paint
2. A stick of dynamite
3. Reinforced container of corrosive acid.
Officer, I was trying to give myself a vasectomy, but I had to test it out on some "willing" participants first. Needless to say - I fucked up a couple of times.
Okay.. really tough one. GL.
1. Baking soda
2. Battery acid
3. Americium
Okay.. really tough one. GL.
1. Baking soda
2. Battery acid
3. Americium
Uh, Officer, I've recently bought a baking soda for my cake recipe. Battery acid? That's my friends'. I don't know, I've mistaken an aluminum foil with an Americium.
1. An fluorescent
2. A bloody fork
3. A note
1. An fluorescent
2. A bloody fork
3. A note
Hey officer! I know what it looks like.. but I can explain. I tried eating the fluorescent light bulb with this fork, because I never learned to read warning labels D: (note)
1. A rope with a noose knot.
2. A porno
3. lube
1. A rope with a noose knot.
2. A porno
3. lube
S&M officer. Want to take part? 
- Nuclear rods
- Meth
- Last week's leftover spaghetti
- Nuclear rods
- Meth
- Last week's leftover spaghetti
we're doing a spin off of Breaking Bad. There's gonna be a scene where we'll blow a crack house with a bomb and all. Awesome right? As for the spaghetti, I just wanna see how long till it starts to mold, no big deal.
- Magnifying glass
-Thermite
-A box of used contraceptives
- Magnifying glass
-Thermite
-A box of used contraceptives
I'm doing an experiment. Can Thermite burn through soggy condoms. I'll be inspecting the results with these magnifying glass. THIS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!
- A Bloody skeleton
- A a movie titled "Little sister rape ~ even thourg I trusted you onii-chan"
- Red pots
- A Bloody skeleton
- A a movie titled "Little sister rape ~ even thourg I trusted you onii-chan"
- Red pots
That bloody skeleton... It's just a property imo. For desktop wallpaper. A movie? Just bought it yesterday. Red pots... that's mine.
- A tile
- A cutter
- A keyboard (instrumental)
- A tile
- A cutter
- A keyboard (instrumental)
Occifer, explain I can! I'm in a band called The Tile Cutters and I'm the keyboardist. Not much else to say here..
- a naked peppy
- a pot of curry
- a talking donkey
- a naked peppy
- a pot of curry
- a talking donkey
Err... officer I can explain... W-we were having supper at my house earlier tonight when my friend decided it would be a fun idea to slip in some Bhut Jolokias into our curry. I told him "that's not a good idea Peppy", but he wouldn't listen... he said this stuff will increase dexterity on the keyboard and enhance your eyesight... He took a bite and let out a small "halp" sound. So I went to fetch some water and when I turned around he had already lost all his clothes and headed to the bathroom, screaming. Turns out this stuff goes right through.
I called a doctor but said not to come cause a droplet of that sauce will burn a whole in the hospital floor - we need to cool him off in a lake.
Officer pleeeease can't you see my friend's eyes are turning into volcanoes... w-we need to go to the lake...
No no no, he's not on drugs.. I gave him that donkey puppet to distract him from distracting me - he's having his own conversation with it -says he needs to feed the donkey too. PLEASE!
In your car:
- A Hello Kitty vibrator
- A wedding cake
- A caged iguana
I called a doctor but said not to come cause a droplet of that sauce will burn a whole in the hospital floor - we need to cool him off in a lake.
Officer pleeeease can't you see my friend's eyes are turning into volcanoes... w-we need to go to the lake...
No no no, he's not on drugs.. I gave him that donkey puppet to distract him from distracting me - he's having his own conversation with it -says he needs to feed the donkey too. PLEASE!
In your car:
- A Hello Kitty vibrator
- A wedding cake
- A caged iguana
Officer let me explain. I work for an eccentric sex shop that specializes in custom items. A client of ours ordered a a wedding cake and asked us to put in a Hello Kitty vibrator in the cake once we got there, let me tell you, those weeabos are real weirdos if you ask me. The iguana comes standard from our "Cold blood-Warm Blood" package that our client ordered along with these two items. Here are the order slips......
- A picture of a poorly photoshoped Obama head on a topless body builder
- 3 wet lolis tied up together
- A pedobear inspirational poster
- A picture of a poorly photoshoped Obama head on a topless body builder
- 3 wet lolis tied up together
- A pedobear inspirational poster
We're having a bdsm party with underdeveloped women, wanna join in? Oh, the plastic? You gotta have some place to throw trash into, right?
A broken axe, empty shotgun shells, flashlight
A broken axe, empty shotgun shells, flashlight
Officer, i can explain! I was practicing my shooting and the douche of my brother threw my axe on purpose. The flashlight is because i was practicing late and i have to look for the pieces of my axe
a whip
an oppai
leather suit
a whip
an oppai
leather suit
Topic Starter
Officer, i can explain! Im going to play as a cowboy in a drama. So does the oppai is a fake for the drama play. Now would you mind getting out of my car officer?
A broken laptop
A tied man in your baggage
A Rocket Launcher
A broken laptop
A tied man in your baggage
A Rocket Launcher
"He's don't wnat to go to his birthday party because busy playing his laptop, so the only way is force him to go. Don't worry, that rocket launcher actually a firework."
A Bag
A Rope
90 Gold Bar @1KG
A Bag
A Rope
90 Gold Bar @1KG
I can explain officer, I was on a mining class and I got these gold. I used the bag and the rope for safety measures and gold storage
1. A katana
2. Ninja Outfiit
3. A AUG
1. A katana
2. Ninja Outfiit
3. A AUG
Oh hi officer! That's my cosplay outfit. Y'know, dressing up like people? Yeah, that's my hobby. And the AUG is my friend's. It's broken so I fixed it.
A box of donut
An A- blood pack
Some weed
A box of donut
An A- blood pack
Some weed
Topic Starter
Oh, Hi officer! I'm hungry now and is eating is against the law? The A- Blood pack is gonna be used for blood donor in a hospital im going. And the weed will be used for the drug rehab center. Now gtfo officer xD
A worn outfit
A Desert Eagle
5 Adorable Kitties in a bag.
A worn outfit
A Desert Eagle
5 Adorable Kitties in a bag.
Well you see officer, the desert eagle is just a harmless weapon it may look deadly but its not *wink *wink. As for the bag of kittens i found it in the girls bathroom, now your gonna ask why are you in the girls bathroom well thats a long story so we will skip that , i'm not a pervert or anything *wink *wink. The outfit is for my brother. Now that i answered everything will you pls get out of my car officer
A dead officer
A Bloody Knife
And a taco
A dead officer
A Bloody Knife
And a taco
Well, officer. This "dead" officer is actually a fake, and the knife was stained with fake blood.
oh, the taco? *grabs it and takes a bite*
A vibrator
A phone that keeps ringing
A grenade
oh, and you're a girl this time.
oh, the taco? *grabs it and takes a bite*
A vibrator
A phone that keeps ringing
A grenade
oh, and you're a girl this time.
well you see, officer, my friend somehow left it there after my home party yesterday so i'm giving it back to her
as for the phone, it's been like that since morning. i'm going to get it fixed at the service center as well
....did you really think it was a grenade? it's just a lighter shaped like one. see?
a head
a feet
a torso
as for the phone, it's been like that since morning. i'm going to get it fixed at the service center as well
....did you really think it was a grenade? it's just a lighter shaped like one. see?
a head
a feet
a torso
Omg Officer, it's not what you think.
I'm a pathologist, and I was doing an autopsy to a man who died in a strange situation, all we could retrieve from where he died are these parts of his body that you can see in my car.
Our microscopy just fell off and got broken, so I have to carry these man's parts to another medical building to continue the autopsy as fast as I can!
- A Shotgun
- Ammunition
- A photo of thelewa, with a cross on his forehead, drawn with blood.
I'm a pathologist, and I was doing an autopsy to a man who died in a strange situation, all we could retrieve from where he died are these parts of his body that you can see in my car.
Our microscopy just fell off and got broken, so I have to carry these man's parts to another medical building to continue the autopsy as fast as I can!
- A Shotgun
- Ammunition
- A photo of thelewa, with a cross on his forehead, drawn with blood.
Oh great
As you can see, the shotgun is a replica one. But not for the ammo, since my- no, our producer on an indie film wants the more realistic feeling.
The photo itself is fake.
- Critical Dude's crown
- A letter
- Guitar
As you can see, the shotgun is a replica one. But not for the ammo, since my- no, our producer on an indie film wants the more realistic feeling.
The photo itself is fake.
- Critical Dude's crown
- A letter
- Guitar
You see, Critical Dude's crown got lost because he actually doesn't pay attention, the letter came together with the crown saying "If lost, bring back to Critical Dude". Oh, the guitar is mine, I play it in my spare time.
- Mage Spear
- Imaginary Writer
- Sunglasses
- Mage Spear
- Imaginary Writer
- Sunglasses
Officer, the mage spear is just a prop because im going to a convention and im going to cosplay as >insert name<. You see imaginarywriter because he's coming along with me. The sunglasses are mine because dont you see how sunny it is?
- briefcase with real-looking money
- dozens of daggers and knives
- fort knox worker's ID pass
- briefcase with real-looking money
- dozens of daggers and knives
- fort knox worker's ID pass
Officer, I can explain! First with the money. The money is my pay from another high-paying job. The daggers and knives are for self defence, and the ID is for me working at Fort Knox!kynolenkun wrote:
- briefcase with real-looking money
- dozens of daggers and knives
- fort knox worker's ID pass
- An M4A1 Assault Rifle with Illegal attachments (Not a replica)
- 5 Diamond rings (Not fake)
- A mask
I found all these items hidden behind a bush so I decided to take it to a police station. I even called the police first!
Makeshift weapons.
Rope
Water.
Makeshift weapons.
Rope
Water.
Topic Starter
Gonna make this thread alive again! Hopefully someone will continue.
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Umm officer, the makeshift weapon are for my school projects. Its also not loaded with ammos. The rope will be used to tie my stuffs for holiday. And the water? Duhh officer. Stay hidrated! OK! Bye!
- a yellow suit
- a wig
- 3 Fake Passport
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Umm officer, the makeshift weapon are for my school projects. Its also not loaded with ammos. The rope will be used to tie my stuffs for holiday. And the water? Duhh officer. Stay hidrated! OK! Bye!
- a yellow suit
- a wig
- 3 Fake Passport
Officer I can explain! The yellow suit and wig is for a cosplay contest! The 3 fake passports; we want to prank our friend that we will go to USA!
- a death body behind your truck
- a half broken crowbar
- a phone keeps ringing near the phone
- a death body behind your truck
- a half broken crowbar
- a phone keeps ringing near the phone
That body over there?
That's my drunk friend sleeping, haha!!
The crowbar is purely decorational, I swear!
Aaand the phone... It's broken.
...Yeaaah.
- A vibrator
- 666 tissues
- A dakimakura
That's my drunk friend sleeping, haha!!
The crowbar is purely decorational, I swear!
Aaand the phone... It's broken.
...Yeaaah.
- A vibrator
- 666 tissues
- A dakimakura
this
ah yes this is my mothers day present, um, yeah
body pillow with loli
enough ramen to last you 4 months
katana
ah yes this is my mothers day present, um, yeah
body pillow with loli
enough ramen to last you 4 months
katana
i come from the holy nippon, i swear!!
69 sex tapes
300 condoms
25 strap on dildos
69 sex tapes
300 condoms
25 strap on dildos
I was throwing a massive orgy man!
1000kg of weed
10tons of crystal meth
Chloroform and duct tape
1000kg of weed
10tons of crystal meth
Chloroform and duct tape
my mom mad e me do i t i s wea r
a duck
human organs
surgical mask
a duck
human organs
surgical mask
I was making a duck/human hybrid cyborg I swear! The other parts are at my laboratory!
worst fl player
What items
A mexican
Another mexican
Yet another mexican
A mexican
Another mexican
Yet another mexican
bringin these guys in 4 donal trumpo yo
chemicals
a book titled " how 2 meth"
a clown mask
chemicals
a book titled " how 2 meth"
a clown mask
It is for a legit experiment
Most of the letters are deleted.It is actually: "How 2 keep the Mental Healthy"
It is for the upcoming Halloween Party
a Baseball Bat
a few wall sprays
a package that contains something white-dusty thing.
Most of the letters are deleted.It is actually: "How 2 keep the Mental Healthy"
It is for the upcoming Halloween Party
a Baseball Bat
a few wall sprays
a package that contains something white-dusty thing.
I only want to have the Scout from TF2 to sign my bat with those sprays (maybe the amount of color liquid in each spray is quite... well).
You don't know that "Pocket Sand" gag? Since I can't get sand around this city, I rather use flour for such purposes.
Framed glasses [broken part: the glasses]
A wrench
A round doorknob
You don't know that "Pocket Sand" gag? Since I can't get sand around this city, I rather use flour for such purposes.
Framed glasses [broken part: the glasses]
A wrench
A round doorknob
I forgot I had my keys in my pocket so I grabbed the wrench from my garage and smashed doorknob. It flew apart.... The rebound also destroyed my glasses......
A TV
A bra
A bloodied knife
A TV
A bra
A bloodied knife
"Wanted to sell the TV to the electrical appliance store, but I was attacked by a masked lady after packing my car with the TV. It might be that the attacker lacks experience with using weaponry, the lady cut her arm with her own knife after some struggle with her for a while. I caught the slim chance and snatched her bra as an evidence for further reports. She escaped but carelessly left the knife, and so I picked it up too as another evidence. However after some thoughts I decided to let her go anyway, nobody is perfect and everyone will definitely blunder at least once in the lifetime. Had the appointment with the store manager by the way so could I excuse myself now?"
For the next person, in the back of your car, there are:
For the next person, in the back of your car, there are:
- Filter papers
- Crates of cocaine
- Dead sparrow
"What do you mean that's cocaine? Shit, man, they told me it was flour, I need an absolute ton of the stuff. That's screwed up my whole day. What do you mean, 'why?', I'm baking all the damn cupcake for my dumbass sister's baby shower. I don't even like kids. Goddammit. The papers are for my disgusting nicotine habit, which last time I checked wasn't illegal on my own property and the mice are my beloved pets, the neighbour's cat fucking demolished them and I'm on my way to get them cremated. Yes, with the flour, what I'm not allowed to multitask? Do you have any idea how stressed I am? You are not helping. Go away."
>An extremely realistic prop severed-hand
>A photo album full of pictures of your ex with his/her face cut out or defaced
>A satirical self-help book entitled "Get over him with Satanism!" which, like all good satire, isn't obviously satirical at first glance
Edit: Dammit while I was typing you changed the third object from mice to sparrow D: how cud u do dis 2 me
>An extremely realistic prop severed-hand
>A photo album full of pictures of your ex with his/her face cut out or defaced
>A satirical self-help book entitled "Get over him with Satanism!" which, like all good satire, isn't obviously satirical at first glance
Edit: Dammit while I was typing you changed the third object from mice to sparrow D: how cud u do dis 2 me
Officer,I can explain! The book is my prized possession,and I am using it to write things in that you normally don't see. My car is yes,old,but I love it,so don't crash it. Also,my brother Sam is innocent.
Winchester demon hunting book
Keys to car
Fake ID
Winchester demon hunting book
Keys to car
Fake ID
"I was bringing the these items to my wife and this fake I.D. is just a decoration for our bedroom"
A Box filled with O- blood
Police uniform
A police bage
A Box filled with O- blood
Police uniform
A police bage
I am an undercover police officer and I am pursuing a secret mission that I can't tell anyone about. The blood has to do with it.
A bloody axe.
A tied up bag.
A mask
A bloody axe.
A tied up bag.
A mask
"Oh, this stuff? I'm part of the production cast for a play that takes place in the woods. The axe is for the main antagonist, since he's playing the part of a menacing serial killer that the multiple protagonists have to deduce the identity of. The tied up bag is for one of the main characters, as the setting is during Christmas and the character is dressing up as Santa Claus. The mask is for the secondary antagonist, who serves as a spy within the main cast. I'm sorry for any possible confusion that I may have caused."
Blood-stained hands
A foul odor emanating from your body
A fingerprint that matches your own at a controversial crime scene
Blood-stained hands
A foul odor emanating from your body
A fingerprint that matches your own at a controversial crime scene
yes, my friend just got killed, we... we were walking out there by the shore and all of a sudden, she screamed, and... i... she... this other woman, she came up to us and... the axe, i... wasn't fast enough. i should've... hhhffffFFFUCK. so i lunged for the throat. i knocked her out, i think, and ripped off her mask.
i really wanted to hit her, but... i couldn't. i didn't even bring my phone... i couldn't...
...mhmm. it happened right back there, behind that line of trees. please, arrest that fucking woman, take this bag with the mask and axe as well, i wanted to bring these to the station but...
...thank you.
alright. i'll wait here...
...
hmm. looks like this might actually work out according to plan. first time wasn't too bad after all."
OT: bruh momentum.
i just wrote a novel and got absolutely fucking ninja'd. i'll rewrite this later.
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a trunk full of assault rifles.
a makeshift grenade.
a syringe with an illegal sedative.
Achromalia wrote:
"hey, officer! can you lead me to the station? something really, really fucked up just happened, and... i need to report...
yes, my friend just got killed, we... we were walking out there by the shore and all of a sudden, she screamed, and... i... she... this other woman, she came up to us and... the axe, i... wasn't fast enough. i should've... hhhffffFFFUCK. so i lunged for the throat. i knocked her out, i think, and ripped off her mask.
i really wanted to hit her, but... i couldn't. i didn't even bring my phone... i couldn't...
...mhmm. it happened right back there, behind that line of trees. please, arrest that fucking woman, take this bag with the mask and axe as well, i wanted to bring these to the station but...
...thank you.
alright. i'll wait here...
...
hmm. looks like this might actually work out according to plan. first time wasn't too bad after all."
OT: bruh momentum.
i just wrote a novel and got absolutely fucking ninja'd. i'll rewrite this later.
the warning is still in effect, it seems.
OT:
Preface information: this is in 2014, where the war against Afghanistan is still waging on.
"Officer, what are you doing here? This is enemy territory! You have to get out of here before you get yourself hurt! How did you even get clearance to be out here?! We're about to raid the 'Eye-Assist,' and we can't have any civilians hurt in our war efforts! We shouldn't even HAVE civilian casualties from America! Get out of here, NOW!"
a handgun that is still smoking hot
a full bag of money
the way the cop caught up to you was after a high speed chase
Wait, aren't you my accomplish officer? Why are you stopping me? Go back to your spot or else we wouldn't pull this through! Hmph!
A pair of kidney
A brain
Human skins
A heart
A human child
A pair of kidney
A brain
Human skins
A heart
A human child
That, officer? Well, it´s for my work.
The child? It´s "bring you daughter to work" day.
a Camera
a laptop
an external drive labeled "videos & pics of feet"
The child? It´s "bring you daughter to work" day.
a Camera
a laptop
an external drive labeled "videos & pics of feet"
"ah yes, I am documenting and researching the aero mechanics of the human's feet. Do you know that the human's feet is a flawed design?
From what I've gathered, it puts too much stress on your spine and is designed to fail once old age comes.
I plan to develop prosthetic legs to help disabled people to be able to walk not only as good as a healthy human being, but they'll even be able to do it much better, with no long term side effects."
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A Gewehr 98.
A WWI German empire uniform.
Trench clubs.
From what I've gathered, it puts too much stress on your spine and is designed to fail once old age comes.
I plan to develop prosthetic legs to help disabled people to be able to walk not only as good as a healthy human being, but they'll even be able to do it much better, with no long term side effects."
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A Gewehr 98.
A WWI German empire uniform.
Trench clubs.
You see, I am going to host a presentation on the german military and I brang these item with me to show the visitor what the army was using. I have a special liscence that allows me to carry this weapon for the duration of my presentation as you can see here.
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Several grade-school uniform
A lot of Lubrifiant
A lot of tissue
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Several grade-school uniform
A lot of Lubrifiant
A lot of tissue
no, i'm planning on cosplaying with my friends at [insert local upcoming anime convention]. the lube's... personal, but the tissue's still just for the allergies.
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Andrew Yang's dead body.
Zach Graumann's unconscious body.
Toby Fox in a body bag.
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Andrew Yang's dead body.
Zach Graumann's unconscious body.
Toby Fox in a body bag.
I like body pillows.
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A gun
Another gun
Jesus how many guns do you have
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A gun
Another gun
Jesus how many guns do you have
You see officer, I am a gun collector, all of these gun are prefectly legal I can show you the liscences for each one of them if you wished so.
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A literal ton of explosive.
A mask.
A long distance trigger
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A literal ton of explosive.
A mask.
A long distance trigger
Well, It's perfectly normal as I work in a mine.
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A loli.
MDMA Pills.
Assorted white powders.
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A loli.
MDMA Pills.
Assorted white powders.
You see, this is my daughter. I've just picked her up from school and we're on our way home.
The pills are for my research.
I am a Doctor tasked with the medical research of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
With the supervision from an expert and with enough research and preparations, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine pills may assist in treating severe, treatment-resistant post traumatic stress disorders.
And for those white powders, they're baking soda and flour. We also have milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate.
I was planning to bake a cake for my daughter's birthday.
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Used child undergarments.
Lube.
Children's clothes.
The pills are for my research.
I am a Doctor tasked with the medical research of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
With the supervision from an expert and with enough research and preparations, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine pills may assist in treating severe, treatment-resistant post traumatic stress disorders.
And for those white powders, they're baking soda and flour. We also have milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate.
I was planning to bake a cake for my daughter's birthday.
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Used child undergarments.
Lube.
Children's clothes.
I do laundry.
The lube? Oh i use it to remove tougher stains
A pirated copy of Skyrim
A pirated copy fallout 76
A picture of Todd Howard
The lube? Oh i use it to remove tougher stains
A pirated copy of Skyrim
A pirated copy fallout 76
A picture of Todd Howard
I'm a bethesda worker, the boss told me to program some anti-piracy code. I admire Todd so much that I had to print his photo as a daily motivation.
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A camcorder.
The blueprints of a school.
A car filled with explosives and weapons.
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A camcorder.
The blueprints of a school.
A car filled with explosives and weapons.
"Oh, I'm a construction worker. We plan on demolishing an old facility to build a new school.
Speaking of which, my son has a video project for his theatre class. Yes, the weapons are fake."
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> A rope
> A folded paper
> A family photo
Speaking of which, my son has a video project for his theatre class. Yes, the weapons are fake."
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> A rope
> A folded paper
> A family photo
I was about to hang the rope in a tree, and then tie it to a tire, the family photo is because I'm faraway from them, so I wrote a letter and then fold it. I miss them, and as they don't know how to use internet, this is the only way I could communcate with them.
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A couch.
Several brazzers employees.
Three porn actors.
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A couch.
Several brazzers employees.
Three porn actors.
poor lads and gals had to move to higher ground. one moment, we're having a family reunion, and the next, everything is flooded. we tried to take what furniture we could into this little truck, but... there's probably nothing left back there. can you help us find a shelter around here?
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a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.
a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.
a loaded assault rifle.
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a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.
a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.
a loaded assault rifle.
OF COURSE I AM TRYING TO HEAL IT! About the quivers and the rifle, the hunter fled and left its weapons in there. That receipt if you read it well it's a supermarket receipt, I do groceries like any other person.
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Chloroform.
An unconscious person.
Contraceptives.
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Chloroform.
An unconscious person.
Contraceptives.
eblf2013 wrote:
OF COURSE I AM TRYING TO HEAL IT! About the quivers and the rifle, the hunter fled and left its weapons in there. That receipt if you read it well it's a supermarket receipt, I do groceries like any other person.
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Chloroform.
An unconscious person.
Contraceptives.
Well...er...uhm...we never met, ok?
A person holding a sign in an foreign language.
ID card´s
Cash
Normal persons in a protest, proud of their country by showing their ID cards, of course they need some cash to go back home.
A false passport with your photo.
300.000$
A recording that tells you a mission.
A false passport with your photo.
300.000$
A recording that tells you a mission.
A false passport with my photo?
- Just in case someone tries to steal my passport.
300,000$?
- There's a mission that I need to do that has been recorded.
A recording that tells me a mission?
- Yeah, it tells me to donate money to the needy such as the home for handicapped and homeless shelter.
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- Just in case someone tries to steal my passport.
300,000$?
- There's a mission that I need to do that has been recorded.
A recording that tells me a mission?
- Yeah, it tells me to donate money to the needy such as the home for handicapped and homeless shelter.
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I'm reviving this game?
What's with the:-
Explosive bombs
Firearm
That... bear mascot???
Explosive bombs
Firearm
That... bear mascot???
first of all, thank you for reviving this,
second:
why, im glad you asked. well, im kind of a cop myself. i recently just broke into a terrorist camp and jailed all of them. they had the explosives and firearms. as for the bear mascot... dont worry about that one
anyway, what's with:
the lighter fluid
that ligher
and the gunpowder????
second:
why, im glad you asked. well, im kind of a cop myself. i recently just broke into a terrorist camp and jailed all of them. they had the explosives and firearms. as for the bear mascot... dont worry about that one
anyway, what's with:
the lighter fluid
that ligher
and the gunpowder????
The explosives? These aren't these kind of explosives, these are fireworks I bought.
I work at a garbage dumpster and I was told to get rid of the trash as fast as possible so...
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A folder full of nudes
A computer connected to several hidden cameras
Someone asking you for more in the chat
"Sir, do you know who the heck you just pulled over? I'm this close from cracking this case wide open, and if I don't hurry this creep is going slip past us right when we have him where we want him to be."
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A violin case
White gloves
Pair of shades
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A violin case
White gloves
Pair of shades
goth funeralabraker wrote:
"Sir, do you know who the heck you just pulled over? I'm this close from cracking this case wide open, and if I don't hurry this creep is going slip past us right when we have him where we want him to be."
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A violin case
White gloves
Pair of shades
a cracked phone
an empty briefcase
a bag with a powdery thing
I've just dropped my phone dude. Also I always bring this briefcase all along everyday and that powder is just baking soda.
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A bloody knife.
Your hand with some suspicious red liqid.
A fishy smell coming from you.
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A bloody knife.
Your hand with some suspicious red liqid.
A fishy smell coming from you.
just went fishing. i used the knife to cut the fishing line, because it got stuck, and i didn't want to just leave my fishing rod there.
that red stuff? oh, i must have accidentally cut my hand when cutting the fishing line.
lots of glass bottles,
a pole, sharp at the end,
2 big black bags.
that red stuff? oh, i must have accidentally cut my hand when cutting the fishing line.
lots of glass bottles,
a pole, sharp at the end,
2 big black bags.
Just recycling some glass bottles so i can use them for stuff like art or designing. Well for the pole i was gonna use it for my next cool art project with the bottles! and for the bags, well its for carrying all these bottles.
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Lots of pictures of the same person
Binoculars
A gun with a silencer
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Lots of pictures of the same person
Binoculars
A gun with a silencer
They're just drawings of my friends.
We're currently in vacation so I brought binoculars to see stuffs far away.
That gun is a toy, obviously.
Some condoms.
A suspicious white liquid on your shirt.
A rope.
We're currently in vacation so I brought binoculars to see stuffs far away.
That gun is a toy, obviously.
Some condoms.
A suspicious white liquid on your shirt.
A rope.
I was doing laundry and I accidentally spilled some detergent on me, of course the rope is there to hang my clothes.
About the condoms, I am doing an AIDS prevention campaign.
Human organs.
Price tags.
Several testimonials of kidnapping.
About the condoms, I am doing an AIDS prevention campaign.
Human organs.
Price tags.
Several testimonials of kidnapping.
Human organs?
- Yes, I'm a surgeon. I do transplant to save patients' lives.
Price tags?
- Do you mean my groceries that I've just bought?
Several testimonials of kidnapping?
- I think you read it wrong, it's several testimonials of kids taking a nap.
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What's with the:-
- Yes, I'm a surgeon. I do transplant to save patients' lives.
Price tags?
- Do you mean my groceries that I've just bought?
Several testimonials of kidnapping?
- I think you read it wrong, it's several testimonials of kids taking a nap.
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What's with the:-
- Chainsaw?
- Gas Mask?
- The puppy in the cage?
They're for a play in my school.
Red liquid in your clothes, hands and your mouth.
Human organs.
A skull. Real skull.
Red liquid in your clothes, hands and your mouth.
Human organs.
A skull. Real skull.
Red liquid in my clothes, hands and my mouth; human organs?
- Preparation for Halloween.
A real skull?
- I couldn't find a skull so I've decided to steal a real skull from Disneyland.
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- Preparation for Halloween.
A real skull?
- I couldn't find a skull so I've decided to steal a real skull from Disneyland.
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What's with the:-
Fake police badge and uniforms
A huge female doll
The names in the book that were written are dead, what a coincidence.
A huge female doll
The names in the book that were written are dead, what a coincidence.
They were my grandparents that have died years ago. Of course, the fake police badges and uniforms, as well as the doll are part of a teathre play.
A voodoo doll.
A campfire.
A spellbook.
A voodoo doll.
A campfire.
A spellbook.
They're also for a play in Halloween. ;w;
A man with a collar and muzzle on him.
Suspicious white liqid on both your and his body/clothes.
A bit of leather BDSM suit can be seen under your clothes.
A man with a collar and muzzle on him.
Suspicious white liqid on both your and his body/clothes.
A bit of leather BDSM suit can be seen under your clothes.
A man with a collar and muzzle?
- We're both weird. He wants to be my pet.
Suspicious white liquid on us?
- We went to the barn and steal cow's milk to sell for a living.
BDSM suit under my clothes?
- It's my pyjama. And it's not what you think it is because it keeps me warm at night.
- We're both weird. He wants to be my pet.
Suspicious white liquid on us?
- We went to the barn and steal cow's milk to sell for a living.
BDSM suit under my clothes?
- It's my pyjama. And it's not what you think it is because it keeps me warm at night.
What's with the:-
A man in a dog mascot that has a leash
Pictures of both of you
An unusual chamber
Pictures of both of you
An unusual chamber
That unusual chamber is a TV studio, we were doing a TV commercial and of course he had to put on that costume and we had to take photos.
1 poisoned cookie.
Real cookies.
A bowl containing these cookies.
1 poisoned cookie.
Real cookies.
A bowl containing these cookies.
it's not poisoned, it's just overcooked
lighter fluid
batteries
explosives
lighter fluid
batteries
explosives
simple, i'm doing a science experiment for school.
baseball bats (more than one).
some strange liquid spilt all over the back of your car.
a white sheet.
baseball bats (more than one).
some strange liquid spilt all over the back of your car.
a white sheet.
Damnit, there has been an oil leakage in my car, now how do I take these baseball bats to the stadium?
Guess I will sleep here meanwhile, it was a good idea to bring this white sheet.
Several death threats.
Assorted medications.
A rifle.
Guess I will sleep here meanwhile, it was a good idea to bring this white sheet.
Several death threats.
Assorted medications.
A rifle.
Several death threats?
- I'm sorry, it was made back in April Fool's Day.
Assorted medications?
- I found them at the valley and wanted to report to the officer. Here.
A rifle?
- Ooh, a water rifle, right?
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- I'm sorry, it was made back in April Fool's Day.
Assorted medications?
- I found them at the valley and wanted to report to the officer. Here.
A rifle?
- Ooh, a water rifle, right?
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What's with the:-
Chainsaw
A poster that dealt with anti-environmental awareness
Rifle, for real this time
A poster that dealt with anti-environmental awareness
Rifle, for real this time
For the chainsaw and the rifle, there are fake (I bought these in the Toy Store)
Objects:
- Your brother
- Your sister
- Your mom
Objects:
- Your brother
- Your sister
- Your mom
Officer, My family are a bunch of weirdos and they like to sit in that side of the car.
Objects:
10,000 copies for soulja boy - crank dat
A gaming pc
potato
Objects:
10,000 copies for soulja boy - crank dat
A gaming pc
potato
I am an official distributor, I also bought my PC with my savings.
But I can't explain myself why is there a potato? D:
Several Samsung Galaxy Note 7
A boarding ticket
Duolingo app
But I can't explain myself why is there a potato? D:
Several Samsung Galaxy Note 7
A boarding ticket
Duolingo app