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Corrupt a wish!

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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but because objects absorb every color and reflect the colors they *aren't*, you never see it.
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.

I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Nathan
2,161 posts
Joined August 2014
Nathan
Granted, but it's literally made of bamboo

I wish everyone would love me
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but their love is not the normal level of love. They completely obsess over you. And their love devours you. And then one day.... Tentacle raep They decide to kill you and eat your flesh as a labour of love.
winber1
4,519 posts
Joined February 2010
winber1
i wish the last post had a wish
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but now this one does not.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Sorry, the internet died so I couldn't edit. I de-railed my own game lol.

I wish I had a Nissan 350z
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but your nii-san gets bullied in school cuz of his weird name (350z? rly?)
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. You now live somewhere near the desert and it would take you a lot longer to get to school. And food.

I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but every pun you make is sexual and people will think you're a pervert.
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.

I wish I'll graduate this year
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but you graduate from elementary school.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. It turned you into a lava lamp.

I wish for a giraffe.
LexiaLovesU
822 posts
Joined June 2012
LexiaLovesU
Granted but then it died the second you touched it

I wish my wish was good
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Granted, your wish is too good to be true!

I wish for a train.
Nathan
2,161 posts
Joined August 2014
Nathan
Granted, it crashes into your house

I wish my waifu was real
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Granted, but after that, you'll be imaginary.

I wish to be an attorney.
LexiaLovesU
822 posts
Joined June 2012
LexiaLovesU
Granted but your terrible at the job and you ended up homeless and you died a sad death in winter

I wish that everything I see is toast
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Just what
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
NoScreename
72 posts
Joined January 2014
NoScreename
Wish was granted, but someone already corrupted it while it was processing.

I wish for a decent internet and computer
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but it broke due to unforseen circumstances.

I wish for hugs.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but they're from me and thus terrible.

I wish for a new tablet.
TSGWhatever
59 posts
Joined June 2014
TSGWhatever
Granted, but you suddenly decide to adopt Blue Dragon's playstyle, Breaking it within seconds.

I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
Granted but it'll be a number less than million. im so evil ;w;

I wish I was cute irl
sheela
2,651 posts
Joined October 2011
sheela
Granted, but buttons will appear and ruined your cute face.

I wish I have a Wii U.
LexiaLovesU
822 posts
Joined June 2012
LexiaLovesU
Granted but during playing its crashed and started to burn and then it caught on fire and it ended up destroying your house

I wish I was worse at osu
Rincewind
46 posts
Joined October 2014
Rincewind
Granted, and you are so disappointed with yourself and decid to play ctb, only to fail on easy maps ;)

Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;


EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
Rincewind
46 posts
Joined October 2014
Rincewind
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.

I want mutual friends with pros :(
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

THFuran wrote:

granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.

I want mutual friends with pros :(
Granted but the only reason they're mutual is to laugh at you.
I wish for hand warmers.
LexiaLovesU
822 posts
Joined June 2012
LexiaLovesU
Granted but the hand warmers you put on hand thousands of pieces of broken glass in there

I wish i for cheese vision
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But your cheese vision only made you perceive everything as very scary cheese monsters. And tentacles.

I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it has no key caps.

I wish for a not sore hand.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. Now you have only one hand. c:

I wish I had a robot.
Rincewind
46 posts
Joined October 2014
Rincewind
EDIT: Granted, but is a robot sent by aliens to observe human for further invasion.

I want pass all my subjects in finals
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But you get straight 0's on tests other than the finals.

I wish I could commit sudoku.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.

I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
What the.. I mean, okay I guess.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.

I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95

Ceph23 wrote:

Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.

I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
I really meant sudoku. My best friend started using it as a joke so I decided to do so also. :lol:

Granted. But it was only there if you had enough weed. And by "enough" I mean so much to the point where you can almost die. But since that is the amount, the Elbow Fish comes to your house and say these words to you. "I have come to take your soul." He then shoots a barrage of elbows from his eyes resulting in your death. He then takes your soul and switches bodies with you. Since that fish is fucking OP, he heals himself in your body like some kind of Call Of Duty : Modern Fuckfare or Battlefag 69 game and goes on a rampage in attempt to take over the world.

I wish I could sleep
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
Granted, but you will have scary nightmares.

I wish that I had any ice cream
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it's melted and thus terrible.
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
LOL
ermahgerd

Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.

I wish that I could have magical powers
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but you will never have idea how to use your magical powers.

I wish I get a new keyboard.
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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it's a 2$ ethiopian keyboard.

DJPuzzle wrote:

I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
Granted, but you only receive one piece of sushi and you drop it right before you're about to put it in your mouth. (NB: the five second rule doesn't count, it lands ind dog poo)

I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage

I wish for rice
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan

Frostei wrote:

Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage

I wish for rice
;-; w-why..
</3

Granted, but someone takes your rice away LUCY IS VERY UPSET WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOM HIDDLESTON AWAY
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE

I wish for a monkey
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
The monkey runs away to live with Tom Hiddleston and his wife.

Ringohan wrote:

;-; w-why..
</3
Because I'm a terrible person

I wish for more rice
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
YOU--
...
Q.Q


Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.

I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog :(
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted.
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.

I wish for world peace
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but world peace happens because aliens invade us. We band together in a last ditch effort to survive but we are vaporized by their superior technology and the Earth is stripped of all of it's resources.

I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but the spacecraft turns out to be a bad one and breaks down before it can take off, so good luck with your stay on Earth.

I wish for a Christmas hat.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but there's a tarantula in it.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but then you're somehow struck with a disease - left behind by the aliens - in space and you die :c

I wish I have 2k pp. (Reeaally wanna get there *A*)
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but your computer explodes when you do..
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
granted but having 2k pp leaves you with cts and broken keyboards

i wish for rice
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but, your rice had a tiny midget in it wielding mini MINI- guns and he used it to shoot your eye. And then I came and gave you this.

Lesson learned. Rice is bad for you. Ok?

I wish I could be a spaceman.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but after you've be a spaceman you're awake and it is actually a dream.

I wish I can grant your wish.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but the wish gets corrupted

I wish I wasn't half blind
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
Granted, but you'll become deaf.

I wish I was tall
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but everyone everythings are suddenly be more taller than you.

I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
Ekoro
3,522 posts
Joined March 2010
Ekoro
the new good laptop in every ways isn't released yet, too bad!

i wish for a tv
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you haven't paid your heat bill and you have to burn it for warmth.
I wish to go to bed.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but sleep is banned for you. :p

I wish for a potato
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it has worms.
I wish for an edit
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the edit is worse than the original post

I wish for a friend
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it's a pity friend
SPOILER
jk
I wish for a bicycle.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted, but the tires are missing, the chain is rusty, the bell doesn't work and there's no sadle
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B

I wish for more time to study physics

w00t a frand
kaetwo
111 posts
Joined October 2012
kaetwo
granted, but you only get a second more in your whole life time.

i wish for a pair of new boxers
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they're used.

I wish for Colorful Words
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted, but they hurt your eyes

i wish for better weather
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
Granted, but you also get a heat wave.

I wish for no stomach pains >.>
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but now everything else hurts

i wish i had a better pc
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you have no electricity.
I wish for some Kimchi
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll get stomach ache for 6 months if you eat it.

I wish for more a happiness
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But you get sent to an asylum. My asylum.

I wish for a jet engine :D
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the jet basicaly lands on your head

I wish for some speakers
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they have cocaine in them and you get framed and prosocuted.
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but after the first map you play you break you fingers due to single tapping at 400bpm

I wish for sum food
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but it's something that tastes like shit.

I wish to sleep.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but you die in your sleep.

I also wish I could sleep.


Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you'll have nightmares everytime you do

I wish for a bigger desk
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but the bigger desk is out of stock, too bad.

I wish I had a lightning speed ability
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point

I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

AnotherEpicName wrote:

granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point

I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
Granted but people are retards and basically won't accept it for no reason. basically real life right now. Sorry m8
I wish for a literal fuck ton of soda
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the ton of soda fucks you up
or smth
idk
...

I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but now you're an anime.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
well thats not even a punishment, I'm a friggin anime? harem genre inc

oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off

I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But the only shark you have is me. And I won't do work for shiiiiiiiii-

I wish I could do work.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but then too much work = stress = depression.

I wish to be an anime character.again
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you live in fear of your yandere harem

I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, But the akame ga kill - 24 gets delayed for a year.

I wish for a friendly pets
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they have trouble controlling their bowls and poops everywhere.

I wish for 69
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but the floor was lava!

I wish my Internet was not a douche.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but now you are.

I wish for new korean keycaps.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but they're made of kimchi

I wish for new guitar strings
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they're made of eyelashes.

I wish for the ability to become invisible
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but you stay invisible, and can't interact with anything
hf with your life as a ghost

I wish for less spam mail
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. Your email address has been deleted from existence and you are unable to make a new one.

I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but it doesn't last for long as they'll be swept away by the storm again.

I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you're also in a coma.
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but he'll start biting your face

I wish for less work nd more play in my life
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