Granted, but now this one does not.
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Sorry, the internet died so I couldn't edit. I de-railed my own game lol.
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
granted but your nii-san gets bullied in school cuz of his weird name (350z? rly?)
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
Topic Starter
Granted. You now live somewhere near the desert and it would take you a lot longer to get to school. And food.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
Granted but every pun you make is sexual and people will think you're a pervert.
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
Granted, but you graduate from elementary school.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
Topic Starter
Granted. It turned you into a lava lamp.
I wish for a giraffe.
I wish for a giraffe.
Granted but then it died the second you touched it
I wish my wish was good
I wish my wish was good
Granted, your wish is too good to be true!
I wish for a train.
I wish for a train.
Granted, it crashes into your house
I wish my waifu was real
I wish my waifu was real
Granted, but after that, you'll be imaginary.
I wish to be an attorney.
I wish to be an attorney.
Granted but your terrible at the job and you ended up homeless and you died a sad death in winter
I wish that everything I see is toast
I wish that everything I see is toast
Just what
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
Wish was granted, but someone already corrupted it while it was processing.
I wish for a decent internet and computer
I wish for a decent internet and computer
Granted, but it broke due to unforseen circumstances.
I wish for hugs.
I wish for hugs.
Granted, but they're from me and thus terrible.
I wish for a new tablet.
I wish for a new tablet.
Granted, but you suddenly decide to adopt Blue Dragon's playstyle, Breaking it within seconds.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
Granted but it'll be a number less than million. im so evil ;w;
I wish I was cute irl
I wish I was cute irl
Granted, but buttons will appear and ruined your cute face.
I wish I have a Wii U.
I wish I have a Wii U.
Granted but during playing its crashed and started to burn and then it caught on fire and it ended up destroying your house
I wish I was worse at osu
I wish I was worse at osu
Granted, and you are so disappointed with yourself and decid to play ctb, only to fail on easy maps 
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I want mutual friends with pros
Granted but the only reason they're mutual is to laugh at you.THFuran wrote:
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I wish for hand warmers.
Granted but the hand warmers you put on hand thousands of pieces of broken glass in there
I wish i for cheese vision
I wish i for cheese vision
Topic Starter
Granted. But your cheese vision only made you perceive everything as very scary cheese monsters. And tentacles.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
Granted, but it has no key caps.
I wish for a not sore hand.
I wish for a not sore hand.
Topic Starter
Granted. Now you have only one hand. c:
I wish I had a robot.
I wish I had a robot.
EDIT: Granted, but is a robot sent by aliens to observe human for further invasion.
I want pass all my subjects in finals
I want pass all my subjects in finals
Topic Starter
Granted. But you get straight 0's on tests other than the finals.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
What the.. I mean, okay I guess.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Topic Starter
I really meant sudoku. My best friend started using it as a joke so I decided to do so also.Ceph23 wrote:
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
Granted. But it was only there if you had enough weed. And by "enough" I mean so much to the point where you can almost die. But since that is the amount, the Elbow Fish comes to your house and say these words to you. "I have come to take your soul." He then shoots a barrage of elbows from his eyes resulting in your death. He then takes your soul and switches bodies with you. Since that fish is fucking OP, he heals himself in your body like some kind of Call Of Duty : Modern Fuckfare or Battlefag 69 game and goes on a rampage in attempt to take over the world.
I wish I could sleep
Granted, but you will have scary nightmares.
I wish that I had any ice cream
I wish that I had any ice cream
Granted, but it's melted and thus terrible.
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
LOL
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Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
ermahgerd
Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
Granted, but you will never have idea how to use your magical powers.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
Granted, but it's a 2$ ethiopian keyboard.
DJPuzzle wrote:
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Granted, but you only receive one piece of sushi and you drop it right before you're about to put it in your mouth. (NB: the five second rule doesn't count, it lands ind dog poo)
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
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;-; w-why..Frostei wrote:
Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage
I wish for rice
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Granted, but someone takes your rice away
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE
I wish for a monkey
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YOU--
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Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
...
Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
Granted.
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but world peace happens because aliens invade us. We band together in a last ditch effort to survive but we are vaporized by their superior technology and the Earth is stripped of all of it's resources.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
Granted, but the spacecraft turns out to be a bad one and breaks down before it can take off, so good luck with your stay on Earth.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
Granted, but there's a tarantula in it.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
Granted, but then you're somehow struck with a disease - left behind by the aliens - in space and you die :c
I wish I have 2k pp.(Reeaally wanna get there *A*)
I wish I have 2k pp.
Granted but your computer explodes when you do..
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
granted but having 2k pp leaves you with cts and broken keyboards
i wish for rice
i wish for rice
Topic Starter
Granted but, your rice had a tiny midget in it wielding mini MINI- guns and he used it to shoot your eye. And then I came and gave you this.
Lesson learned. Rice is bad for you. Ok?
I wish I could be a spaceman.
I wish I could be a spaceman.
Granted, but after you've be a spaceman you're awake and it is actually a dream.
I wish I can grant your wish.
I wish I can grant your wish.
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Granted, but you'll become deaf.
I wish I was tall
I wish I was tall
Granted, but everyone everythings are suddenly be more taller than you.
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
the new good laptop in every ways isn't released yet, too bad!
i wish for a tv
i wish for a tv
Granted but you haven't paid your heat bill and you have to burn it for warmth.
I wish to go to bed.
I wish to go to bed.
Granted, but sleep is banned for you. :p
I wish for a potato
I wish for a potato
Granted but it has worms.
I wish for an edit
I wish for an edit
granted but the edit is worse than the original post
I wish for a friend
I wish for a friend
Granted but it's a pity friend
SPOILER
I wish for a bicycle.jk
granted, but the tires are missing, the chain is rusty, the bell doesn't work and there's no sadle
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B
I wish for more time to study physics
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B
I wish for more time to study physics
granted, but you only get a second more in your whole life time.
i wish for a pair of new boxers
i wish for a pair of new boxers
Granted but they're used.
I wish for Colorful Words
I wish for Colorful Words
granted, but they hurt your eyes
i wish for better weather
i wish for better weather
Granted, but you also get a heat wave.
I wish for no stomach pains >.>
I wish for no stomach pains >.>
granted but now everything else hurts
i wish i had a better pc
i wish i had a better pc
Granted but you have no electricity.
I wish for some Kimchi
I wish for some Kimchi
Granted but you'll get stomach ache for 6 months if you eat it.
I wish for more a happiness
I wish for more a happiness
Topic Starter
Granted. But you get sent to an asylum. My asylum.
I wish for a jet engine
I wish for a jet engine
granted but the jet basicaly lands on your head
I wish for some speakers
I wish for some speakers
Granted but they have cocaine in them and you get framed and prosocuted.
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
granted but after the first map you play you break you fingers due to single tapping at 400bpm
I wish for sum food
I wish for sum food
Granted but it's something that tastes like shit.
I wish to sleep.
I wish to sleep.
Topic Starter
Granted but you die in your sleep.
I also wish I could sleep.
Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
I also wish I could sleep.
Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
granted but you'll have nightmares everytime you do
I wish for a bigger desk
I wish for a bigger desk
Granted but the bigger desk is out of stock, too bad.
I wish I had a lightning speed ability
I wish I had a lightning speed ability
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
Granted but people are retards and basically won't accept it for no reason. basically real life right now. Sorry m8AnotherEpicName wrote:
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
I wish for a literal fuck ton of soda
granted but the ton of soda fucks you up
or smth
idk
...
I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
or smth
idk
...
I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
Granted but now you're an anime.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
well thats not even a punishment, I'm a friggin anime? harem genre inc
oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off
I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off
I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
Topic Starter
Granted. But the only shark you have is me. And I won't do work for shiiiiiiiii-
I wish I could do work.
I wish I could do work.
Granted but then too much work = stress = depression.
I wish to be an anime character.again
I wish to be an anime character.
granted but you live in fear of your yandere harem
I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
Granted, But the akame ga kill - 24 gets delayed for a year.
I wish for a friendly pets
I wish for a friendly pets
Granted but they have trouble controlling their bowls and poops everywhere.
I wish for 69
I wish for 69
Topic Starter
Granted, but the floor was lava!
I wish my Internet was not a douche.
I wish my Internet was not a douche.
Granted, but now you are.
I wish for new korean keycaps.
I wish for new korean keycaps.
granted but they're made of kimchi
I wish for new guitar strings
I wish for new guitar strings
Granted but they're made of eyelashes.
I wish for the ability to become invisible
I wish for the ability to become invisible
Granted but you stay invisible, and can't interact with anything
hf with your life as a ghost
I wish for less spam mail
hf with your life as a ghost
I wish for less spam mail
Granted. Your email address has been deleted from existence and you are unable to make a new one.
I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
Granted, but it doesn't last for long as they'll be swept away by the storm again.
I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
Granted but you're also in a coma.
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
Granted but he'll start biting your face
I wish for less work nd more play in my life
I wish for less work nd more play in my life
I wish for someone to make a wish
granted there isn't..... in belgium
I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean
I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean