Granted but the only reason they're mutual is to laugh at you.THFuran wrote:
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I wish for hand warmers.
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I wish for hand warmers.
Granted but the hand warmers you put on hand thousands of pieces of broken glass in there
I wish i for cheese vision
I wish i for cheese vision
Topic Starter
Granted. But your cheese vision only made you perceive everything as very scary cheese monsters. And tentacles.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
Granted, but it has no key caps.
I wish for a not sore hand.
I wish for a not sore hand.
Topic Starter
Granted. Now you have only one hand. c:
I wish I had a robot.
I wish I had a robot.
EDIT: Granted, but is a robot sent by aliens to observe human for further invasion.
I want pass all my subjects in finals
I want pass all my subjects in finals
Topic Starter
Granted. But you get straight 0's on tests other than the finals.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
What the.. I mean, okay I guess.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Topic Starter
I really meant sudoku. My best friend started using it as a joke so I decided to do so also.Ceph23 wrote:
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
Granted. But it was only there if you had enough weed. And by "enough" I mean so much to the point where you can almost die. But since that is the amount, the Elbow Fish comes to your house and say these words to you. "I have come to take your soul." He then shoots a barrage of elbows from his eyes resulting in your death. He then takes your soul and switches bodies with you. Since that fish is fucking OP, he heals himself in your body like some kind of Call Of Duty : Modern Fuckfare or Battlefag 69 game and goes on a rampage in attempt to take over the world.
I wish I could sleep
Granted, but you will have scary nightmares.
I wish that I had any ice cream
I wish that I had any ice cream
Granted, but it's melted and thus terrible.
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
LOL
ermahgerd
Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
ermahgerd
Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
Granted, but you will never have idea how to use your magical powers.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
Granted, but it's a 2$ ethiopian keyboard.
DJPuzzle wrote:
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Granted, but you only receive one piece of sushi and you drop it right before you're about to put it in your mouth. (NB: the five second rule doesn't count, it lands ind dog poo)
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
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;-; w-why..Frostei wrote:
Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage
I wish for rice
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Granted, but someone takes your rice away
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE
I wish for a monkey
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YOU--
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Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
...
Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
Granted.
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but world peace happens because aliens invade us. We band together in a last ditch effort to survive but we are vaporized by their superior technology and the Earth is stripped of all of it's resources.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
Granted, but the spacecraft turns out to be a bad one and breaks down before it can take off, so good luck with your stay on Earth.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
Granted, but there's a tarantula in it.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
Granted, but then you're somehow struck with a disease - left behind by the aliens - in space and you die :c
I wish I have 2k pp.(Reeaally wanna get there *A*)
I wish I have 2k pp.
Granted but your computer explodes when you do..
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
granted but having 2k pp leaves you with cts and broken keyboards
i wish for rice
i wish for rice
Topic Starter
Granted but, your rice had a tiny midget in it wielding mini MINI- guns and he used it to shoot your eye. And then I came and gave you this.
Lesson learned. Rice is bad for you. Ok?
I wish I could be a spaceman.
I wish I could be a spaceman.
Granted, but after you've be a spaceman you're awake and it is actually a dream.
I wish I can grant your wish.
I wish I can grant your wish.
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Granted, but you'll become deaf.
I wish I was tall
I wish I was tall
Granted, but everyone everythings are suddenly be more taller than you.
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
the new good laptop in every ways isn't released yet, too bad!
i wish for a tv
i wish for a tv
Granted but you haven't paid your heat bill and you have to burn it for warmth.
I wish to go to bed.
I wish to go to bed.
Granted, but sleep is banned for you. :p
I wish for a potato
I wish for a potato
Granted but it has worms.
I wish for an edit
I wish for an edit
granted but the edit is worse than the original post
I wish for a friend
I wish for a friend
Granted but it's a pity friend
SPOILER
I wish for a bicycle.jk
granted, but the tires are missing, the chain is rusty, the bell doesn't work and there's no sadle
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B
I wish for more time to study physics
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B
I wish for more time to study physics
granted, but you only get a second more in your whole life time.
i wish for a pair of new boxers
i wish for a pair of new boxers
Granted but they're used.
I wish for Colorful Words
I wish for Colorful Words
granted, but they hurt your eyes
i wish for better weather
i wish for better weather
Granted, but you also get a heat wave.
I wish for no stomach pains >.>
I wish for no stomach pains >.>
granted but now everything else hurts
i wish i had a better pc
i wish i had a better pc
Granted but you have no electricity.
I wish for some Kimchi
I wish for some Kimchi
Granted but you'll get stomach ache for 6 months if you eat it.
I wish for more a happiness
I wish for more a happiness
Topic Starter
Granted. But you get sent to an asylum. My asylum.
I wish for a jet engine
I wish for a jet engine
granted but the jet basicaly lands on your head
I wish for some speakers
I wish for some speakers
Granted but they have cocaine in them and you get framed and prosocuted.
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
granted but after the first map you play you break you fingers due to single tapping at 400bpm
I wish for sum food
I wish for sum food
Granted but it's something that tastes like shit.
I wish to sleep.
I wish to sleep.
Topic Starter
Granted but you die in your sleep.
I also wish I could sleep.
Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
I also wish I could sleep.
Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
granted but you'll have nightmares everytime you do
I wish for a bigger desk
I wish for a bigger desk
Granted but the bigger desk is out of stock, too bad.
I wish I had a lightning speed ability
I wish I had a lightning speed ability
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
Granted but people are retards and basically won't accept it for no reason. basically real life right now. Sorry m8AnotherEpicName wrote:
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point
I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
I wish for a literal fuck ton of soda
granted but the ton of soda fucks you up
or smth
idk
...
I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
or smth
idk
...
I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
Granted but now you're an anime.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
well thats not even a punishment, I'm a friggin anime? harem genre inc
oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off
I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off
I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
Topic Starter
Granted. But the only shark you have is me. And I won't do work for shiiiiiiiii-
I wish I could do work.
I wish I could do work.
Granted but then too much work = stress = depression.
I wish to be an anime character.again
I wish to be an anime character.
granted but you live in fear of your yandere harem
I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
Granted, But the akame ga kill - 24 gets delayed for a year.
I wish for a friendly pets
I wish for a friendly pets
Granted but they have trouble controlling their bowls and poops everywhere.
I wish for 69
I wish for 69
Topic Starter
Granted, but the floor was lava!
I wish my Internet was not a douche.
I wish my Internet was not a douche.
Granted, but now you are.
I wish for new korean keycaps.
I wish for new korean keycaps.
granted but they're made of kimchi
I wish for new guitar strings
I wish for new guitar strings
Granted but they're made of eyelashes.
I wish for the ability to become invisible
I wish for the ability to become invisible
Granted but you stay invisible, and can't interact with anything
hf with your life as a ghost
I wish for less spam mail
hf with your life as a ghost
I wish for less spam mail
Granted. Your email address has been deleted from existence and you are unable to make a new one.
I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
Granted, but it doesn't last for long as they'll be swept away by the storm again.
I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
Granted but you're also in a coma.
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
Granted but he'll start biting your face
I wish for less work nd more play in my life
I wish for less work nd more play in my life
I wish for someone to make a wish
granted there isn't..... in belgium
I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean
I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean
Granted but now you're dead. Ha, take that.
I wish for sleep.
I wish for sleep.
Sure but you wake up after one second
I wish someone would corrupt this wish
I wish someone would corrupt this wish
Granted, I corrupted your wish. You're now on a contract with Kyubey.
I wish to have my own train station.
I wish to have my own train station.
Granted, but it isn't connected to any train tracks.
I wish I had friends.
I wish I had friends.
Granted, but It is terrible friend.
I wish for Pocky
I wish for Pocky
Ok, but I ate all of them. You can have the box.
I wish I have Andrea mapping skills.
I wish I have Andrea mapping skills.
Granted but you'll never can submit your map, and you get banned, can't make the new account, and you get depressed and stopping plays osu!
I wish for some chocolates.
I wish for some chocolates.
granted but they're chocolate laxatives
i wish for coffee
i wish for coffee
Ok, but It's on my vault, try to get it!
I wish for Xgor storyboarding skills.
Try this one!
I wish for Xgor storyboarding skills.
Try this one!
Granted, but once you get it. osu! closes their server for some reasons. and you get depressed again
I wish I can talk to an animals
I wish I can talk to an animals
Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.
The end
I wish for a userpage banner
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.
The end
I wish for a userpage banner
granted but imma smack yeh right in the gabber, you fookin knob
I wish for some food, there's nothing here
im always fucking hungry
I wish for some food, there's nothing here
im always fucking hungry
Mods see your userpage and you get permabanned.
I wish for lightning speed spits.
Shit ninja'd
Your wish?
Granted, a rat walks over your hand and dies, itadakimasu
I wish for a fucking club to smash this fgt
I wish for a fucking club to smash this fgt
granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.
I wish for more food.
I wish for more food.
How awful. ahhahaha...AnotherEpicName wrote:
Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.
Granted but they are made of wasabi.DJPuzzle wrote:
granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.
I wish for more food.
I wish for moe cat.
Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon
I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
wow wtfAnotherEpicName wrote:
Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon
I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
granted but its a complete shit fest directed and written by the producers nephew because he's a spoiled brat.
The scenes are terrible, the VA is okay but the lines are retarded and the plot gives you some form of a brain tumor.
I wish for Taeja level skills of terran
Granted but due to a sexually transmitted disease you lose all your limbs within 24hours
I wish for a cookie
I wish for a cookie
you've already eaten too much cookies!
I wish for nothing
I wish for nothing
Granted, the universe is reduced to nothing, in the proces of eradicating all matter you see everything you loved get crushed and dissapear
Your family
your favourite sweets store
that one fav hiden porn mag under your bed behind the manga pile, yes I know where you keep it, everybody knows
I wish for an espresso, still trying to wake up
Your family
your favourite sweets store
that one fav hiden porn mag under your bed behind the manga pile, yes I know where you keep it, everybody knows
I wish for an espresso, still trying to wake up
Granted but it scalds your mouth.
I wish for a number.
I wish for a number.
Granted, but the number is 70, you lose your sacred post count
I wish I could focus on my exams instead of watching some comedy anime and posting on this dumb forum
I wish I could focus on my exams instead of watching some comedy anime and posting on this dumb forum