Ceph23 wrote:

Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.

I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.

DJPuzzle wrote:

I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.

Frostei wrote:

Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage

I wish for rice

Ringohan wrote:

;-; w-why..
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AnotherEpicName wrote:

granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point

I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.

DJPuzzle wrote:

granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.

I wish for more food.

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon

I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life