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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it's melted and thus terrible.
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
LOL
ermahgerd

Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.

I wish that I could have magical powers
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but you will never have idea how to use your magical powers.

I wish I get a new keyboard.
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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but it's a 2$ ethiopian keyboard.

DJPuzzle wrote:

I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
Granted, but you only receive one piece of sushi and you drop it right before you're about to put it in your mouth. (NB: the five second rule doesn't count, it lands ind dog poo)

I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage

I wish for rice
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan

Frostei wrote:

Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage

I wish for rice
;-; w-why..
</3

Granted, but someone takes your rice away LUCY IS VERY UPSET WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOM HIDDLESTON AWAY
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE

I wish for a monkey
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
The monkey runs away to live with Tom Hiddleston and his wife.

Ringohan wrote:

;-; w-why..
</3
Because I'm a terrible person

I wish for more rice
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
YOU--
...
Q.Q


Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.

I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog :(
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted.
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.

I wish for world peace
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but world peace happens because aliens invade us. We band together in a last ditch effort to survive but we are vaporized by their superior technology and the Earth is stripped of all of it's resources.

I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but the spacecraft turns out to be a bad one and breaks down before it can take off, so good luck with your stay on Earth.

I wish for a Christmas hat.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but there's a tarantula in it.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but then you're somehow struck with a disease - left behind by the aliens - in space and you die :c

I wish I have 2k pp. (Reeaally wanna get there *A*)
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but your computer explodes when you do..
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
granted but having 2k pp leaves you with cts and broken keyboards

i wish for rice
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but, your rice had a tiny midget in it wielding mini MINI- guns and he used it to shoot your eye. And then I came and gave you this.

Lesson learned. Rice is bad for you. Ok?

I wish I could be a spaceman.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but after you've be a spaceman you're awake and it is actually a dream.

I wish I can grant your wish.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but the wish gets corrupted

I wish I wasn't half blind
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
Granted, but you'll become deaf.

I wish I was tall
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but everyone everythings are suddenly be more taller than you.

I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
Ekoro
3,522 posts
Joined March 2010
Ekoro
the new good laptop in every ways isn't released yet, too bad!

i wish for a tv
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you haven't paid your heat bill and you have to burn it for warmth.
I wish to go to bed.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but sleep is banned for you. :p

I wish for a potato
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it has worms.
I wish for an edit
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the edit is worse than the original post

I wish for a friend
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it's a pity friend
SPOILER
jk
I wish for a bicycle.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted, but the tires are missing, the chain is rusty, the bell doesn't work and there's no sadle
also its full of splinters and if you touch it you'll probably get hepatitis B

I wish for more time to study physics

w00t a frand
kaetwo
111 posts
Joined October 2012
kaetwo
granted, but you only get a second more in your whole life time.

i wish for a pair of new boxers
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they're used.

I wish for Colorful Words
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted, but they hurt your eyes

i wish for better weather
Ringohan
21 posts
Joined November 2014
Ringohan
Granted, but you also get a heat wave.

I wish for no stomach pains >.>
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but now everything else hurts

i wish i had a better pc
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you have no electricity.
I wish for some Kimchi
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll get stomach ache for 6 months if you eat it.

I wish for more a happiness
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But you get sent to an asylum. My asylum.

I wish for a jet engine :D
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the jet basicaly lands on your head

I wish for some speakers
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they have cocaine in them and you get framed and prosocuted.
I wish for cookiezi level osu skills
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but after the first map you play you break you fingers due to single tapping at 400bpm

I wish for sum food
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but it's something that tastes like shit.

I wish to sleep.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but you die in your sleep.

I also wish I could sleep.


Seriously... My sleep schedule has been so bad, I got flu-like symptoms.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you'll have nightmares everytime you do

I wish for a bigger desk
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but the bigger desk is out of stock, too bad.

I wish I had a lightning speed ability
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point

I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

AnotherEpicName wrote:

granted but due to effect of length contraction according to einsteins relativity
you dissapear into an infinitely small point

I wish for nuclear fussion to be an economic possibility at this very moment
Granted but people are retards and basically won't accept it for no reason. basically real life right now. Sorry m8
I wish for a literal fuck ton of soda
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but the ton of soda fucks you up
or smth
idk
...

I wish for.. uhm.. less shitty anime's on my screen
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but now you're an anime.
Take that, whore.
I wish for NeoDestiny to not be being ddosd now.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
well thats not even a punishment, I'm a friggin anime? harem genre inc

oh yeah and your neodestiny guy isn't ddo'sd anymore a shark bites his arms off

I wish for, well a private sharktank ofc
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But the only shark you have is me. And I won't do work for shiiiiiiiii-

I wish I could do work.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but then too much work = stress = depression.

I wish to be an anime character.again
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but you live in fear of your yandere harem

I wish akame ga kill will have an ending that'll salvage the series
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, But the akame ga kill - 24 gets delayed for a year.

I wish for a friendly pets
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they have trouble controlling their bowls and poops everywhere.

I wish for 69
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but the floor was lava!

I wish my Internet was not a douche.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but now you are.

I wish for new korean keycaps.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted but they're made of kimchi

I wish for new guitar strings
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but they're made of eyelashes.

I wish for the ability to become invisible
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but you stay invisible, and can't interact with anything
hf with your life as a ghost

I wish for less spam mail
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. Your email address has been deleted from existence and you are unable to make a new one.

I wish for rainbows and sunshine.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but it doesn't last for long as they'll be swept away by the storm again.

I wish to be in my own fantasy world without any shit that causes stress.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you're also in a coma.
I wish my puppy would stop biting my fking feet go away dog
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but he'll start biting your face

I wish for less work nd more play in my life
Beautiful
86 posts
Joined October 2013
Beautiful
granted, but you'll end up being a homeless
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
I wish for someone to make a wish
Beautiful
86 posts
Joined October 2013
Beautiful
granted

i wish there was no school in 2 hours
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
granted there isn't..... in belgium

I wish for less dust in my room, fuck dust, I don't wonna clean
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but now you're dead. Ha, take that.
I wish for sleep.
Nathan
2,161 posts
Joined August 2014
Nathan
Sure but you wake up after one second

I wish someone would corrupt this wish
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Granted, I corrupted your wish. You're now on a contract with Kyubey.

I wish to have my own train station.
AdultFriend
0 posts
Joined December 2013
AdultFriend
Granted, but it isn't connected to any train tracks.

I wish I had friends.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but It is terrible friend.

I wish for Pocky
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Ok, but I ate all of them. You can have the box.

I wish I have Andrea mapping skills.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but you'll never can submit your map, and you get banned, can't make the new account, and you get depressed and stopping plays osu!

I wish for some chocolates.
kaetwo
111 posts
Joined October 2012
kaetwo
granted but they're chocolate laxatives


i wish for coffee
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Ok, but It's on my vault, try to get it!

I wish for Xgor storyboarding skills.
Try this one!
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted, but once you get it. osu! closes their server for some reasons. and you get depressed again

I wish I can talk to an animals
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.

The end

I wish for a userpage banner
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
granted but imma smack yeh right in the gabber, you fookin knob
I wish for some food, there's nothing here
im always fucking hungry
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
granted but the only things in it are Hentai .gifs
Mods see your userpage and you get permabanned.

I wish for lightning speed spits.
Shit ninja'd

Your wish?
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, a rat walks over your hand and dies, itadakimasu

I wish for a fucking club to smash this fgt
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.

I wish for more food.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but all they do is make fun of your face, you fall in depression after a rabbit couldn't stop laughing with your hairstyle.
A few months after you learned to talk to animals you meet an elephant in the zoo, he shits on a little elephants
and compares the shit-smeared face of the little guy with your face.
Subsequently after 6months you get tired of this and decide to go for plastic surgery.
The moment you exit the hospital an Aleutian Tern literaly dies from laughter when he sees your nose.
You commit sudoku.
How awful. ahhahaha...

DJPuzzle wrote:

granted but you get an annureysm once you recieve it, swing the club wildly, hit yourself in the nuts, and promptly die.

I wish for more food.
Granted but they are made of wasabi.

I wish for moe cat.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon

I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle

AnotherEpicName wrote:

Granted but the moe cat turns out to be a witch and fucks ur nan with a strapon

I wish for a 2nd season of no game no life
wow wtf
granted but its a complete shit fest directed and written by the producers nephew because he's a spoiled brat.
The scenes are terrible, the VA is okay but the lines are retarded and the plot gives you some form of a brain tumor.

I wish for Taeja level skills of terran
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but due to a sexually transmitted disease you lose all your limbs within 24hours

I wish for a cookie
Fateburn
84 posts
Joined June 2012
Fateburn
you've already eaten too much cookies!

I wish for nothing
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, the universe is reduced to nothing, in the proces of eradicating all matter you see everything you loved get crushed and dissapear
Your family
your favourite sweets store
that one fav hiden porn mag under your bed behind the manga pile, yes I know where you keep it, everybody knows

I wish for an espresso, still trying to wake up
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but it scalds your mouth.
I wish for a number.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted, but the number is 70, you lose your sacred post count

I wish I could focus on my exams instead of watching some comedy anime and posting on this dumb forum
Okoayu
Nomination Assessment Team
5,050 posts
Joined May 2012
Okoayu
granted, but all you gain from this is the ability to focus your thoughts on these, not the ability to actually achieve improvement by preparing for them

I wished my lecturer would not spend 20 minutes on explaining what a math. graph is and what one can do with them
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but he would spend more than 20 minutes. :>

I wish for the ability to turn back time.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
YAMMIIII
Granted but you are no longer Yami. I cri
Wish for a blanket
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But it's my blanket. You don't want my blanket.

I wish for spiders on crack.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted, but.... You know what, fuck it. Spiders on crack would be hilarious, you can have it, no curroption. Just don't get bit.

I wish for bubbles.
AnotherEpicName
203 posts
Joined February 2014
AnotherEpicName
Granted but they're bubbles of radioactive waste

I wish for my family to be normal
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but now you're the one who's abnormal.

I wish I had ability that can make someone disappear from this world.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but the individual who has disappeared obtains a demonic weapon of some sort and tries to kill you with it.

I wish I could turn into a spaceman.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Granted but you lose all contact with humans and float into space indefinitely.

I wish for gosu sc2 skills.
AdultFriend
0 posts
Joined December 2013
AdultFriend
Granted, but you must sacrifice a first born child.

I wish for better wrists.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted but your fingers will become weak.

I wish for all homework to be gone D:
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