Granted but the Continuous-time stochastic process overloads your brain and you collapse onto yourself creating a mini black hole and end up being ripped to shreds, quark by quark.
Granted, but because objects absorb every color and reflect the colors they *aren't*, you never see it. Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Granted but their love is not the normal level of love. They completely obsess over you. And their love devours you. And then one day.... Tentacle raep They decide to kill you and eat your flesh as a labour of love.
granted but your nii-san gets bullied in school cuz of his weird name (350z? rly?) I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
Granted but every pun you make is sexual and people will think you're a pervert. You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding. Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.