Granted, but you a got a muffin with raisins! >:D
I wish I could find donkeys in space.
I wish I could find donkeys in space.
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I wish for hand warmers.
Granted. But it was only there if you had enough weed. And by "enough" I mean so much to the point where you can almost die. But since that is the amount, the Elbow Fish comes to your house and say these words to you. "I have come to take your soul." He then shoots a barrage of elbows from his eyes resulting in your death. He then takes your soul and switches bodies with you. Since that fish is fucking OP, he heals himself in your body like some kind of Call Of Duty : Modern Fuckfare or Battlefag 69 game and goes on a rampage in attempt to take over the world.
I wish I could sleep
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Granted, but someone takes your rice awayLUCY IS VERY UPSET WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOM HIDDLESTON AWAY
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE
I wish for a monkey
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Granted but the donkey died at launch
I wish for school
I wish for school
Topic Starter
Granted, but. It was a school that forces everyone to cross-dress. (I might be drunk)
I wish for a portal in a portal.
I wish for a portal in a portal.
Granted, but that portal made such a huge rip in space and time, that you might as well divide by zero. The universe just got ripped apart within 5 seconds.
I wish for all bullying to end.
I wish for all bullying to end.
Granted but Ebola becomes airborne
I wish to become immortal.
I wish to become immortal.
Granted, but you'll live forever with physical pain every time
I wish to be moe
I wish to be moe
granted, but if you're moe you'll die
i wish i'm pro
i wish i'm pro
your definition of pro is "SS Easy diffs" so it's literally noob lol
i wish for a star
i wish for a star
Rise_old_1
Granted. But unfortunately, it's an offline/not submitted score.
I wish for a raep
I wish for a raep
Too bad you get raped by... hm i don't want to describe that goddammit why Harumi
I wish for a wish
I wish for a wish
Granted, but the wish will be corrupted.
I wish to win the lottery for 40 million dollars..
I wish to win the lottery for 40 million dollars..
granted but those are blue dollars
i wish for my own place
i wish for my own place
granted, but your place happens to be somewhere you absolutely despise
i wish for this wish to be corrupted
i wish for this wish to be corrupted
Granted, but japan is wiped out with an earthquake and a tsunami (rip rrtyui ;c)
I wish topics would stop unsubscribing themselves.
I wish topics would stop unsubscribing themselves.
Granted but you you are never able to look at a topic again.
I wish I was God of The New World.
I wish I was God of The New World.
Granted but you die 4 years later when Near figures everything out.
Granted but __________.
I wish to be God of the New World and have Nate River's putrid existence wiped off the face of the earth when I do so.
I wish to be God of the New World and have Nate River's putrid existence wiped off the face of the earth when I do so.
Granted but the weight of being God comes with a hefty price and remaining pieces of your feeble human mind cannot take the power that comes with being a god. You take your life in the end by plunging your body 1000000000000 mph into the new world, causing the new world to explode.
I wish for a McDonald's breakfast muffin combo.
I wish for a McDonald's breakfast muffin combo.
Granted but turns out I poisoned it C: hehe
I wish to be Cookiezi.
I wish to be Cookiezi.
Topic Starter
Granted, but your soul transferred into the body right before he was about to get hit by a car.
I wish I could fly!
I wish I could fly!
Granted but you have zero control over your flight. You end up flying straight up into outer space. -Death-
I wish for a third arm.
I wish for a third arm.
granted but each arm now has the number 6 on them
i wish for trading cards
i wish for trading cards
granted but they're all magikarp
I wish I could stop time
I wish I could stop time
Granted but the Continuous-time stochastic process overloads your brain and you collapse onto yourself creating a mini black hole and end up being ripped to shreds, quark by quark.
I wish I could have some barbecue chicken wings
I wish I could have some barbecue chicken wings
Granted, but now you are just Neil. without the Leo
I wish for Steam Trading cards
I wish for Steam Trading cards
Granted, but they are illegal, so you end up going to jail.
I wish I knew Japanese.
I wish I knew Japanese.
granted but you lose your hands while unboxing the tablet
I wish I'ld never have to work
I wish I'ld never have to work
Granted, but you run out of money and end up losing everything you have.
I wish to be in an anime.
I wish to be in an anime.
granted, but you're a background character.
I wish for a delicious pot roast
I wish for a delicious pot roast
Granted but its poisoned
I wish I had a body pillow
I wish I had a body pillow
Topic Starter
Granted, but it turned into a Velociraptor and ran away while yelling "The curse has been broken!"
I wish I could see the future.
I wish I could see the future.
Granted but the only things in the future you can see is the deaths of your loved ones,
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you have no idea where you'll end up, and it's not restricted to planet Earth.
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
granted but its covered in mud
i wish i had a cookie
i wish i had a cookie
granted but its a steel replica of a cookie
I wish I had a life
I wish I had a life
Granted but everytime you open your mouth you get shot in the arm
I wish that everything was pink
I wish that everything was pink
Granted, but because objects absorb every color and reflect the colors they *aren't*, you never see it.
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Granted, but it's literally made of bamboo
I wish everyone would love me
I wish everyone would love me
Topic Starter
Granted but their love is not the normal level of love. They completely obsess over you. And their love devours you. And then one day.... Tentacle raep They decide to kill you and eat your flesh as a labour of love.
i wish the last post had a wish
Granted, but now this one does not.
Topic Starter
Sorry, the internet died so I couldn't edit. I de-railed my own game lol.
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
granted but your nii-san gets bullied in school cuz of his weird name (350z? rly?)
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
Topic Starter
Granted. You now live somewhere near the desert and it would take you a lot longer to get to school. And food.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
Granted but every pun you make is sexual and people will think you're a pervert.
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
Granted, but you graduate from elementary school.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
Topic Starter
Granted. It turned you into a lava lamp.
I wish for a giraffe.
I wish for a giraffe.
Granted but then it died the second you touched it
I wish my wish was good
I wish my wish was good
Granted, your wish is too good to be true!
I wish for a train.
I wish for a train.
Granted, it crashes into your house
I wish my waifu was real
I wish my waifu was real
Granted, but after that, you'll be imaginary.
I wish to be an attorney.
I wish to be an attorney.
Granted but your terrible at the job and you ended up homeless and you died a sad death in winter
I wish that everything I see is toast
I wish that everything I see is toast
Just what
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
Wish was granted, but someone already corrupted it while it was processing.
I wish for a decent internet and computer
I wish for a decent internet and computer
Granted, but it broke due to unforseen circumstances.
I wish for hugs.
I wish for hugs.
Granted, but they're from me and thus terrible.
I wish for a new tablet.
I wish for a new tablet.
Granted, but you suddenly decide to adopt Blue Dragon's playstyle, Breaking it within seconds.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
Granted but it'll be a number less than million. im so evil ;w;
I wish I was cute irl
I wish I was cute irl
Granted, but buttons will appear and ruined your cute face.
I wish I have a Wii U.
I wish I have a Wii U.
Granted but during playing its crashed and started to burn and then it caught on fire and it ended up destroying your house
I wish I was worse at osu
I wish I was worse at osu
Granted, and you are so disappointed with yourself and decid to play ctb, only to fail on easy maps 
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I want mutual friends with pros
Granted but the only reason they're mutual is to laugh at you.THFuran wrote:
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I wish for hand warmers.
Granted but the hand warmers you put on hand thousands of pieces of broken glass in there
I wish i for cheese vision
I wish i for cheese vision
Topic Starter
Granted. But your cheese vision only made you perceive everything as very scary cheese monsters. And tentacles.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
Granted, but it has no key caps.
I wish for a not sore hand.
I wish for a not sore hand.
Topic Starter
Granted. Now you have only one hand. c:
I wish I had a robot.
I wish I had a robot.
EDIT: Granted, but is a robot sent by aliens to observe human for further invasion.
I want pass all my subjects in finals
I want pass all my subjects in finals
Topic Starter
Granted. But you get straight 0's on tests other than the finals.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
I wish I could commit sudoku.
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
What the.. I mean, okay I guess.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
But the elbows leave the fishes eyeballs at relativistic speeds, colliding with the water particles in the fish tank so hard that it creates a wave of plasma that chain reacts and vaporizes everything within a 25 mile radius.
I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Topic Starter
I really meant sudoku. My best friend started using it as a joke so I decided to do so also.Ceph23 wrote:
Weird. Did you get this wrong? I'll grant two wishes then.
if you meant seppuku, granted, but your intestines splater on the floor starting a chain of events leading to the destruction of everyrhing you hold dear.
Now if you REALLY ment sudoku, granted, your brain is now filled with numbers and squares that ultimately lead to you getting stuck in an asylumn.
I wish for a talking fish that shoots elbows from it's eyes.
Granted. But it was only there if you had enough weed. And by "enough" I mean so much to the point where you can almost die. But since that is the amount, the Elbow Fish comes to your house and say these words to you. "I have come to take your soul." He then shoots a barrage of elbows from his eyes resulting in your death. He then takes your soul and switches bodies with you. Since that fish is fucking OP, he heals himself in your body like some kind of Call Of Duty : Modern Fuckfare or Battlefag 69 game and goes on a rampage in attempt to take over the world.
I wish I could sleep
Granted, but you will have scary nightmares.
I wish that I had any ice cream
I wish that I had any ice cream
Granted, but it's melted and thus terrible.
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
BAM.
Dreams crushed.
I'm a horrible human being. What kind of monster melts ice cream?
Me.
I wish that Ringo would touch this lizards tongue
LOL
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Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
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Granted, but the lizard's tongue is actually a pillow.
I wish that I could have magical powers
Granted, but you will never have idea how to use your magical powers.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
I wish I get a new keyboard.
Granted, but it's a 2$ ethiopian keyboard.
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I wish for delicious and non harmful in anyway, shape or form Sushi.
Granted, but you only receive one piece of sushi and you drop it right before you're about to put it in your mouth. (NB: the five second rule doesn't count, it lands ind dog poo)
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
I wish for Tom Hiddleston to marry me.
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;-; w-why..Frostei wrote:
Granted, but he ends up falling in love with someone else and calling off your marriage
I wish for rice
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Granted, but someone takes your rice away
SHE TAKES YOUR RICE
FOREVER
ALL OF YOUR RICE
I wish for a monkey
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YOU--
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Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
...
Q.Q
Granted, but there are worms and nuclear poop in the rice.
I wish for Frostei to turn into a frog
Granted.
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Frostei turns into a golden dart frog and jumps right at you. Insta-kill.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but world peace happens because aliens invade us. We band together in a last ditch effort to survive but we are vaporized by their superior technology and the Earth is stripped of all of it's resources.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
I wish for a spacecraft and an infinite supply of food and water and oxygen so I can escape from the impending alien apocalypse.
Granted, but the spacecraft turns out to be a bad one and breaks down before it can take off, so good luck with your stay on Earth.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
I wish for a Christmas hat.
Granted, but there's a tarantula in it.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
I wish to survive the alien apocalypse.
Granted, but then you're somehow struck with a disease - left behind by the aliens - in space and you die :c
I wish I have 2k pp.(Reeaally wanna get there *A*)
I wish I have 2k pp.
Granted but your computer explodes when you do..
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
I feel bad for this
I wish for Yami to have 2k pp also.
granted but having 2k pp leaves you with cts and broken keyboards
i wish for rice
i wish for rice
Topic Starter
Granted but, your rice had a tiny midget in it wielding mini MINI- guns and he used it to shoot your eye. And then I came and gave you this.
Lesson learned. Rice is bad for you. Ok?
I wish I could be a spaceman.
I wish I could be a spaceman.
Granted, but after you've be a spaceman you're awake and it is actually a dream.
I wish I can grant your wish.
I wish I can grant your wish.
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Granted, but you'll become deaf.
I wish I was tall
I wish I was tall
Granted, but everyone everythings are suddenly be more taller than you.
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
I wish for a new good laptop in every ways owo
the new good laptop in every ways isn't released yet, too bad!
i wish for a tv
i wish for a tv