granted but you lose your hands while unboxing the tablet
I wish I'ld never have to work
I wish I'ld never have to work
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Granted, but you run out of money and end up losing everything you have.
I wish to be in an anime.
I wish to be in an anime.
granted, but you're a background character.
I wish for a delicious pot roast
I wish for a delicious pot roast
Granted but its poisoned
I wish I had a body pillow
I wish I had a body pillow
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Granted, but it turned into a Velociraptor and ran away while yelling "The curse has been broken!"
I wish I could see the future.
I wish I could see the future.
Granted but the only things in the future you can see is the deaths of your loved ones,
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
and spoilers of your favourite show.
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you have no idea where you'll end up, and it's not restricted to planet Earth.
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
I wish for a warm blanket ;w;
granted but its a steel replica of a cookie
I wish I had a life
I wish I had a life
Granted but everytime you open your mouth you get shot in the arm
I wish that everything was pink
I wish that everything was pink
Granted, but because objects absorb every color and reflect the colors they *aren't*, you never see it.
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Man, I don't even have to corrupt that one. Science.
I wish I had a bamboo tablet instead of my crappy intous
Granted, but it's literally made of bamboo
I wish everyone would love me
I wish everyone would love me
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Granted but their love is not the normal level of love. They completely obsess over you. And their love devours you. And then one day.... Tentacle raep They decide to kill you and eat your flesh as a labour of love.
i wish the last post had a wish
Granted, but now this one does not.
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Sorry, the internet died so I couldn't edit. I de-railed my own game lol.
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
I wish I had a Nissan 350z
granted but your nii-san gets bullied in school cuz of his weird name (350z? rly?)
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
I wish I wouldn't have to school for fucking 2h while I have to drive 1h to get there
Topic Starter
Granted. You now live somewhere near the desert and it would take you a lot longer to get to school. And food.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
I wish I could make clever puns like the last post.
Granted but every pun you make is sexual and people will think you're a pervert.
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
You can't help but make puns everywhere you go, your job interview, your dads funeral, your wedding.
Puns ruin your life and your left on the street where everybody avoids eye contact with the homeless person you've become.
I wish I'll graduate this year
Granted, but you graduate from elementary school.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
I wish for an iridescent lava lamp.
Topic Starter
Granted. It turned you into a lava lamp.
I wish for a giraffe.
I wish for a giraffe.
Granted but then it died the second you touched it
I wish my wish was good
I wish my wish was good
Granted, your wish is too good to be true!
I wish for a train.
I wish for a train.
Granted, it crashes into your house
I wish my waifu was real
I wish my waifu was real
Granted, but after that, you'll be imaginary.
I wish to be an attorney.
I wish to be an attorney.
Granted but your terrible at the job and you ended up homeless and you died a sad death in winter
I wish that everything I see is toast
I wish that everything I see is toast
Just what
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
i mean
do I have to even corrupt this one
granted but everything you see is toast
enjoy your toast I guess
I wish for an incorruptible wish
Wish was granted, but someone already corrupted it while it was processing.
I wish for a decent internet and computer
I wish for a decent internet and computer
Granted, but it broke due to unforseen circumstances.
I wish for hugs.
I wish for hugs.
Granted, but they're from me and thus terrible.
I wish for a new tablet.
I wish for a new tablet.
Granted, but you suddenly decide to adopt Blue Dragon's playstyle, Breaking it within seconds.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
I wish it didn't take millions of tries for me to get FCs.
Granted but it'll be a number less than million. im so evil ;w;
I wish I was cute irl
I wish I was cute irl
Granted, but buttons will appear and ruined your cute face.
I wish I have a Wii U.
I wish I have a Wii U.
Granted but during playing its crashed and started to burn and then it caught on fire and it ended up destroying your house
I wish I was worse at osu
I wish I was worse at osu
Granted, and you are so disappointed with yourself and decid to play ctb, only to fail on easy maps 
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Wishing for a signature from all staff from Alstroemeria Records ;w;
EDIT: even if you miss every note, you'll pass tutorial ;w;
Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
I wish for the ability to consume anything with no ill side-effects.
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I want mutual friends with pros
Granted but the only reason they're mutual is to laugh at you.THFuran wrote:
granted, but there is nothing in the world except yourself.
I want mutual friends with pros
I wish for hand warmers.
Granted but the hand warmers you put on hand thousands of pieces of broken glass in there
I wish i for cheese vision
I wish i for cheese vision
Topic Starter
Granted. But your cheese vision only made you perceive everything as very scary cheese monsters. And tentacles.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.
I wish for a mechanical keyboard.