Granted but you somehow manage to get shot in one of your eyes.
I wish I didn't have so much body hair.
I wish I didn't have so much body hair.
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Granted, but the effect is caused by cancer.
I wish I could fluently speak all languages currently spoken on this world.
I wish I could fluently speak all languages currently spoken on this world.
granted, but the you cut your tongue.
i wish i could read people's mind.
i wish i could read people's mind.
Granted but there isn't an off switch for it, which means you'll be hearing voices in your head 24/7 ^^
I wish the new year comes sooner
I wish the new year comes sooner
Granted but you'll miss Christmas and all the other things that will happen before New year.
I wish I weren't so forgetful
I wish I weren't so forgetful
granted but you will forget to goto the toilet
i wish i have a comb
i wish i have a comb
Granted but it's a 2-metre wide novelty comb.
I wish it snows where I live
I wish it snows where I live
granted but needles will grow on the roofs at night
i wish i have an aspirin
i wish i have an aspirin
Granted, but now you're hooked on them.
I wish I had a good wish
I wish I had a good wish
Granted but the side effect of that wish will be much worse than a regular wish.
I wish I could perform two tasks simultaneously (such as swimming and dancing) but being unable to perform them separately (not being able to swim OR dance).
I wish I could perform two tasks simultaneously (such as swimming and dancing) but being unable to perform them separately (not being able to swim OR dance).
Granted but now you won't be able to do anything specific.
I wish for some motivation to study.
I wish for some motivation to study.
Granted but the motivation is too strong that You can't stop studying
I wish I can fly.
I wish I can fly.
Granted, only for 30 seconds.
I wish the construction work next block would be done tomorrow
I wish the construction work next block would be done tomorrow
Granted but they start construction right next to your house the next day.
Man, frankly, I wish construction in Canada wouldn't take 10 years to do.
Man, frankly, I wish construction in Canada wouldn't take 10 years to do.
Granted in now takes 20 yrs to finish.
I wish my dog would stop licking my foot whenever I play my guitar. It's getting annoying.
I wish my dog would stop licking my foot whenever I play my guitar. It's getting annoying.
Granted, now your dog will climb on you and lick your neck.
I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
Granted but now they bite you
I wish i was a godess
I wish i was a godess
Granted but now you have to clean all the poop in the world since you are the Goddess of feces.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
Granted but You will receive extreme pain when teleporting
I wish I can do Psychokinesis
I wish I can do Psychokinesis
Granted but your physical abilities are severely weakened. Don't even have the strength to open your eyes among other things.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
Granted but it electrocutes you when you hit the wrong cord.
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
Granted... but You'll sleep in days time too
I wish I had money
I wish I had money
Granted. But that money was stolen from a bank.
I wish I had a PS4.
I wish I had a PS4.
Granted but whenever you try to turn it on, you'll miss the power button by 1mm.
I wish I did something productive today.
I wish I did something productive today.
granted but after 3 works, it's only 50% productive
i wish i have Speedball
i wish i have Speedball
granted but its too fast
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
Granted but you lack the equipment to utilize them skills.
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
Granted But You'll be bad at any subject except Math
I wish I had more stamina when running
I wish I had more stamina when running
Granted but at the expense of speed. Drastically slow now.
I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
Granted but the reindeer suddenly bursts into flames when you were riding it.
I wish I could turn invisible.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted but you'll never be visible anymore and your very existence will be gone
I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
Granted but Next Month You'll get more trouble and pressure about 2 times than usual
I wish there's Snow in My Place
I wish there's Snow in My Place
Granted but the snow will NEVER stop and will bury you alive.
I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
Granted... But You'll lose Your free time because of Your internship
I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
Granted But It'll "Request Complete Disconnection And Commence Countdown To Self-Destruct In 5... 4...
I wish jobs grow on job trees
I wish jobs grow on job trees
Granted but they grow on massive trees and can never be picked.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Granted. You're now playing with power. Nintendo Power!!!!
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
Granted... But He's A Man
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
Granted but you'll be haunted by illusions of magic shots for the rest of your life
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
Granted but you'll get drunk when you sleep
I wish I have a phone
I wish I have a phone