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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-12-05T17:06:16+00:00
Granted but they start construction right next to your house the next day.
Man, frankly, I wish construction in Canada wouldn't take 10 years to do.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-05T23:16:10+00:00
Granted in now takes 20 yrs to finish.
I wish my dog would stop licking my foot whenever I play my guitar. It's getting annoying.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-12-05T23:31:02+00:00
Granted, now your dog will climb on you and lick your neck.
I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-06T02:03:43+00:00
Granted but now they bite you
I wish i was a godess
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
LiLi
27 posts
Joined
September 2011
LiLi
2013-12-06T15:52:00+00:00
Granted but now you have to clean all the poop in the world since you are the Goddess of feces.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-06T16:03:04+00:00
Granted but You will receive extreme pain when teleporting
I wish I can do Psychokinesis
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-07T08:15:10+00:00
Granted but your physical abilities are severely weakened. Don't even have the strength to open your eyes among other things.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-07T10:00:13+00:00
Granted but it electrocutes you when you hit the wrong cord.
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-08T10:31:23+00:00
Granted... but You'll sleep in days time too
I wish I had money
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-08T10:59:13+00:00
Granted. But that money was stolen from a bank.
I wish I had a PS4.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-12-08T11:41:19+00:00
Granted but whenever you try to turn it on, you'll miss the power button by 1mm.
I wish I did something productive today.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-08T12:24:53+00:00
granted but after 3 works, it's only 50% productive
i wish i have Speedball
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-11T11:03:13+00:00
granted but its too fast
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-11T13:28:20+00:00
Granted but you lack the equipment to utilize them skills.
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-11T15:44:57+00:00
Granted But You'll be bad at any subject except Math
I wish I had more stamina when running
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-11T16:13:09+00:00
Granted but at the expense of speed. Drastically slow now.
I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-12T00:15:04+00:00
Granted but the reindeer suddenly bursts into flames when you were riding it.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
AnreFM
781 posts
Joined
September 2012
AnreFM
2013-12-12T16:14:05+00:00
Granted but you'll never be visible anymore and your very existence will be gone
I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-13T14:40:03+00:00
Granted but Next Month You'll get more trouble and pressure about 2 times than usual
I wish there's Snow in My Place
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-13T15:39:56+00:00
Granted but the snow will NEVER stop and will bury you alive.
I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-14T13:12:40+00:00
Granted... But You'll lose Your free time because of Your internship
I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-14T13:33:27+00:00
Granted But It'll "Request Complete Disconnection And Commence Countdown To Self-Destruct In 5... 4...
I wish jobs grow on job trees
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-14T13:37:25+00:00
Granted but they grow on massive trees and can never be picked.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
MarioBound
74 posts
Joined
February 2013
MarioBound
2013-12-15T00:05:57+00:00
Granted. You're now playing with power. Nintendo Power!!!!
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
I like beating Randal in everything.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-15T03:09:14+00:00
Granted... But He's A Man
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-15T03:42:50+00:00
Granted but you'll be haunted by illusions of magic shots for the rest of your life
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-15T04:08:17+00:00
Granted but you'll get drunk when you sleep
I wish I have a phone
mistysky
17 posts
Joined
August 2013
mistysky
2013-12-17T02:07:45+00:00
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I would never feel tired.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-17T02:58:59+00:00
Granted but the effect of exhaustion on your body still happens. Meaning you can still die from this its just you can't feel it.
I wish I had better internet connection.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-17T05:28:49+00:00
Granted... But It's more expensive than Yours before
I wish I can met My old friends
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-17T12:32:56+00:00
granted but they're new as f*ck
i wish i have a paper
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-17T13:16:18+00:00
Granted. But paper-chan is tsun tsun desu and it won't let you smother your filthy ink all over it.
I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-17T13:50:54+00:00
Granted but your tolerance for eating anything else will be 0
I wish for some really well cooked steak.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
JokerFate
208 posts
Joined
July 2013
JokerFate
2013-12-18T05:23:47+00:00
granted, but you will only eat that steak for the rest of your life
I wish I can get a life
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-12-18T08:04:53+00:00
Granted, 1-Up, there you go. Grand total value of $0.49.
I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-18T23:52:52+00:00
granted but only once
i wish i have wires
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-19T09:25:11+00:00
Granted but they'll proceed to coil around you tentacle-rape style.
I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
JokerFate
208 posts
Joined
July 2013
JokerFate
2013-12-19T17:19:00+00:00
Granted, the commercials and trailers will be moved somewhere in the middle of the movie you're watching
I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-19T17:40:25+00:00
Granted but the hours in a day decreased
I wish I could eat something fancy
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-20T01:53:00+00:00
Granted it's so fancy that it judges your social status and you won't enjoy your meal.
I wish I had a million dollars
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
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