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imaginarywriter
Granted, but only on fridays and saturdays

I wish for a cool game
InstaSpeed
Your wish is granted, but the cool game gets hotter later, burning down whatever game system you're playing on.

I wish to be a good singer
Vizizine
Granted, but you will have bad breath forever.

I wish I will not grow old.
kirueggy
granted but you still age physically

i wish noire and plutia were real and mine
Kyno
yeah but they hate you :>

i wish that i could hold a bari sax without it choking me
Gexigamma
Granted, but it sounds awful when you play it
btw i also play the sax :3

I wish i could rank my pending maps more quickly so ppl can enjoy them :3
Kyno
granted, but people end up NOT enjoying them and mapping them was a waste of time >.<

i wish my eyes weren't so dry today
Coro
Granted, but now you can't stop crying.

I wish for a kind trainer to take care of me :3
Satella
Granted, but you have to sleep with him every night.

I wish I had some chocolate right now
Kritzkingvoid
Granted, But you have High Blood Pressure
I wish for more wishes
imaginarywriter
Granted, but they won't make big effect

I wish for 10 Gbits of internet
Gexigamma
Granted, but now internet is fulfilled with shit, and it's new name is internerd

EDIT: fff i almost forgot
I wish for delicious chocolate :3
imaginarywriter
Granted, but it's dirty.

I wish for sanity
Vizizine
Granted, but you will be surrounded by insane people.

I wish I have a normal life. Please.
Jing Yuan
Granted, but it's so boring.

I wish for a really good hamburger.
Coro
Granted, but now you're getting fat. Better start exercising~

I wish to be kawaii
Gexigamma
Granted, but you are no longer pika

I wish for better skills in taiko without any downgrade at other gamemodes
imaginarywriter
Grandes, but your handebol will hurt like hell.

I wish for epic sax solo guy.
Restless Spirit
Wish granted. But sadly, this is everything you will hear forever. If someone speaks, you'll only hear the saxophone. If you listen to any music, you'll the saxophone. Even if you shit, you'll only hear the saxophone. Every sound, every noise in your world will be replaced by the epic sax guy, driving you insane slowly, but surely.

I wish for a big underground place I can call my own, where I have the opportunity to feed myself to never starve nor thirst, and where I can live a solitary existence, away from all the goods and evils of the world.
Winek
Wish Granted but you will be locked inside that underground palace. Yo uwill never be able to come out anymore again and you will never be able to have someone to please your life with nice *Icough cough* stuff.

I wish Toho girls were real, but not cosplay shits
Restless Spirit

Winek wrote:

Wish Granted but you will be locked inside that underground palace. Yo uwill never be able to come out anymore again and you will never be able to have someone to please your life with nice *Icough cough* stuff.

I wish Toho girls were real, but not cosplay shits
You know what? I am TOTALLY fine with that. This is exactly what I wished for. You have to try harder if you want to give me some sort of disadvantage, which should be the point of your reply. And yes, I am mocking you right now. Hehe. :P
Winek

Powersocke wrote:

Winek wrote:

Wish Granted but you will be locked inside that underground palace. Yo uwill never be able to come out anymore again and you will never be able to have someone to please your life with nice *Icough cough* stuff.

I wish Toho girls were real, but not cosplay shits
You know what? I am TOTALLY fine with that. This is exactly what I wished for. You have to try harder if you want to give me some sort of disadvantage, which should be the point of your reply. And yes, I am mocking you right now. Hehe. :P
fffff
then your house will be full of lava
Gexigamma

Winek wrote:

I wish Toho girls were real, but not cosplay shits
Granted, they are TOHO girls, not touhou heehee

EDIT: fff again i forgot my wishhh
E... tto.. I wish for pendrive full of super fabulous non-boring videogames
Pacze
Granted, but you won't be able to save your progress on them

I wish for a talking bonsai
Winek
Granted, but that bonsai will yell at 4:30 each morning to wake you up.

edit: ff forgot my wish.

I want to fall in an infinite water slide while relaxing.
imaginarywriter
Granted, but you won't be able to leave it, FOREVER!

I wish for JavaScript skills!
Kyno
granted but you end up living lonely

i wish for more nike elite socks
Pacze
Granted but you will have to use them as gloves

I wish for a large bar of chocolate
Kyno
granted but your teeth will rot and fall off

i wish for b1rdie >~<
B1rd
then you have me :3

I wish for Shellyghost to come back
Kyno
did someone delete their post or what..?

okay granted but he wont stop following you >.<

i wish for love
imaginarywriter
Granted, but no one loves you back.

I wish for hell
Kyno
granted, but this hell is... hell?
dammit imaginarywriter >~< ( i need a nickname for you...)

i wish i had a nickname for imaginarywriter
imaginarywriter
You receive Matty.

That's my official nickname.

I wish for a nickname for kynolenkun
Kyno
you receive kyno

use it well

i wish that i can make the name matty cooler
B1rd
granted, the word becomes so uncomprehensibly awesome that people cease functioning and just lying on the floor in euphoria repeating 'Matty.. Matty..', and everyone in the world dies of starvation.

I wish for sushi
Winek
granted but a japanese will kill you afterwhat

I wish for In real life My little pony.
Pacze
Granted, but you will have to feed it with five donuts per day.

I wish to have more than one wish only.
Kyno
granted, but you will forever be lonely and that other wish will be used against you.

i wish my computer was fixed so i can stop using this slow one >.<
lunarblue
grated but the spare part got rent for 7 days and should return it

I wish fictional character could love me back
Kyno
granted but now she is overly attached girlfriend / boyfriend

i wish for sushi
lunarblue
granted but u got a blowfish sushi... prepare to chance to die

he is ! not she is ! @.@


i wish i could have perfect body with muscles thingty @.@
Trash Boat
granted, but a mosquito lies in your face and you can't reach it

i wish for big money
Kyno
granted, but it is litterally BIG money

i wish for rice
Kouya-
granted, but parisites are living within it

I wish to have cookiezi skills in osu ~
Factorial
Granted, but you can't play beatmaps

I wish I have a touchscreen pc
Kyno
granted but the actual touchscreen does not work

i wish for tablet that is WORKING
Nutmegchan
Granted, but the tablet came with no pen

I humbly wish for a cake.
bug sniper
Granted. However, I regret to inform you but your cake is nothing more than a fallacy produced to widen the audience of the Portal series.

I wish Cookiezi would return.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted. However, he can't even full combo beatmaps beyond 2 stars difficulty.

I wish I had a mouse that perfectly fits in my hand
Wuxo
Granted. However, our store is out of stock. We will restock mices after February.

I Wish dual xenon PC with dual Titans and 64gb ram
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