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AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-11-27T14:13:51+00:00
Granted. But you're still tired :/ just.. less.. ._.
I wish tonight will last forever <3
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-11-27T14:18:58+00:00
Granted. The night will never fade, But now you are stuck, forced to wonder around a frozen world forever with no way out.... sounds like a blast ^_^
I wish I had incredibly fast hands.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-11-27T18:58:52+00:00
Granted. They're so fast now that the inertia from moving them will shatter the bones within them.
I wish I could consistently get a spot in the cubbies in this silly library every day.
[-Teddy-]
97 posts
Joined
October 2013
[-Teddy-]
2013-11-27T19:13:36+00:00
Granted but the cubbies are so small you can't even read in them.
I wish this wish wouldn't be granted!
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-11-27T20:36:05+00:00
Um, alright, granted. I'll go with granted.
There, that was easy.
(also, I'm in one of the cubbies in the library atm lol)
I wish the internet in this silly library didn't suck so much.
EDIT: wtf my bbcode isn't working hurrr
EDIT2: oh wow hurrr url doesn't work with multiline now derp
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-11-28T00:11:50+00:00
Granted but you can't use them
I wish for a really awesome looking sports car
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-11-28T07:30:53+00:00
Granted, but
I wish you the best of luck ^^
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-11-28T11:46:07+00:00
Granted. But for every lucky thing that happens to me, misfortune will fall on you.
I wish for a new, hi-tech phone.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
AnreFM
781 posts
Joined
September 2012
AnreFM
2013-11-28T13:00:33+00:00
granted, but it's so high-tech you can't even turn it on
I wish exams will end sooner
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-11-28T18:38:34+00:00
Granted, all of your exams will now be back to back with 5 minutes in between each one on one day.
I wish for newspaper.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-11-29T05:57:45+00:00
Granted but as soon as you grab it, it'll combust.
I wish I wasn't sleepy right now.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-11-29T06:07:48+00:00
Granted. you shall never again sleep..... ever.
I wish something exciting would happening today.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-11-29T06:39:06+00:00
Granted. It'll happen but you'll be left out of it.
I wish I can go paintballing right now .w.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-11-29T07:43:24+00:00
Granted but you somehow manage to get shot in one of your eyes.
I wish I didn't have so much body hair.
Restless Spirit
270 posts
Joined
May 2012
Restless Spirit
2013-11-29T13:59:31+00:00
Granted, but the effect is caused by cancer.
I wish I could fluently speak all languages currently spoken on this world.
remiyuki
47 posts
Joined
April 2012
remiyuki
2013-11-29T15:47:46+00:00
granted, but the you cut your tongue.
i wish i could read people's mind.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-11-29T17:32:06+00:00
Granted but there isn't an off switch for it, which means you'll be hearing voices in your head 24/7 ^^
I wish the new year comes sooner
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-11-30T00:45:35+00:00
Granted but you'll miss Christmas and all the other things that will happen before New year.
I wish I weren't so forgetful
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-01T13:51:50+00:00
granted but you will forget to goto the toilet
i wish i have a comb
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-01T13:55:20+00:00
Granted but it's a 2-metre wide novelty comb.
I wish it snows where I live
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-01T13:56:14+00:00
granted but needles will grow on the roofs at night
i wish i have an aspirin
Aireu
Former osu! Champion: 2021
134 posts
Joined
June 2012
Aireu
2013-12-04T23:37:05+00:00
Granted, but now you're hooked on them.
I wish I had a good wish
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-12-05T01:03:52+00:00
Granted but the side effect of that wish will be much worse than a regular wish.
I wish I could perform two tasks simultaneously (such as swimming and dancing) but being unable to perform them separately (not being able to swim OR dance).
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-05T13:25:50+00:00
Granted but now you won't be able to do anything specific.
I wish for some motivation to study.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Rio-
3,365 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-05T15:11:03+00:00
Granted but the motivation is too strong that You can't stop studying
I wish I can fly.
"Growing up is when you realize that it's pointless to put signature in a forum. especially osu! newer forum"
Active years: 2013-2015
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2013-12-05T15:42:55+00:00
Granted, only for 30 seconds.
I wish the construction work next block would be done tomorrow
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2013-12-05T17:06:16+00:00
Granted but they start construction right next to your house the next day.
Man, frankly, I wish construction in Canada wouldn't take 10 years to do.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-05T23:16:10+00:00
Granted in now takes 20 yrs to finish.
I wish my dog would stop licking my foot whenever I play my guitar. It's getting annoying.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-12-05T23:31:02+00:00
Granted, now your dog will climb on you and lick your neck.
I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-06T02:03:43+00:00
Granted but now they bite you
I wish i was a godess
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
LiLi
27 posts
Joined
September 2011
LiLi
2013-12-06T15:52:00+00:00
Granted but now you have to clean all the poop in the world since you are the Goddess of feces.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
Rio-
3,365 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-06T16:03:04+00:00
Granted but You will receive extreme pain when teleporting
I wish I can do Psychokinesis
"Growing up is when you realize that it's pointless to put signature in a forum. especially osu! newer forum"
Active years: 2013-2015
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-07T08:15:10+00:00
Granted but your physical abilities are severely weakened. Don't even have the strength to open your eyes among other things.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-07T10:00:13+00:00
Granted but it electrocutes you when you hit the wrong cord.
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
Rio-
3,365 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2013-12-08T10:31:23+00:00
Granted... but You'll sleep in days time too
I wish I had money
"Growing up is when you realize that it's pointless to put signature in a forum. especially osu! newer forum"
Active years: 2013-2015
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-08T10:59:13+00:00
Granted. But that money was stolen from a bank.
I wish I had a PS4.
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined
October 2012
Falapalagas
2013-12-08T11:41:19+00:00
Granted but whenever you try to turn it on, you'll miss the power button by 1mm.
I wish I did something productive today.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2013-12-08T12:24:53+00:00
granted but after 3 works, it's only 50% productive
i wish i have Speedball
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2013-12-11T11:03:13+00:00
granted but its too fast
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2013-12-11T13:28:20+00:00
Granted but you lack the equipment to utilize them skills.
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
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