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The Genie Game

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Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but the side effect of that wish will be much worse than a regular wish.

I wish I could perform two tasks simultaneously (such as swimming and dancing) but being unable to perform them separately (not being able to swim OR dance).
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but now you won't be able to do anything specific.

I wish for some motivation to study.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted but the motivation is too strong that You can't stop studying

I wish I can fly.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted, only for 30 seconds.

I wish the construction work next block would be done tomorrow
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they start construction right next to your house the next day.

Man, frankly, I wish construction in Canada wouldn't take 10 years to do.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted in now takes 20 yrs to finish.

I wish my dog would stop licking my foot whenever I play my guitar. It's getting annoying.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted, now your dog will climb on you and lick your neck.

I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined August 2013
Abominableve
Granted but now they bite you

I wish i was a godess
LiLi
27 posts
Joined September 2011
LiLi
Granted but now you have to clean all the poop in the world since you are the Goddess of feces.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
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Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted but You will receive extreme pain when teleporting

I wish I can do Psychokinesis
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but your physical abilities are severely weakened. Don't even have the strength to open your eyes among other things.

I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined August 2013
Abominableve
Granted but it electrocutes you when you hit the wrong cord.

I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted... but You'll sleep in days time too

I wish I had money
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. But that money was stolen from a bank.

I wish I had a PS4.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but whenever you try to turn it on, you'll miss the power button by 1mm.

I wish I did something productive today.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
granted but after 3 works, it's only 50% productive

i wish i have Speedball
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined August 2013
Abominableve
granted but its too fast

I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but you lack the equipment to utilize them skills.

I wish I wasn't so bad at math
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted But You'll be bad at any subject except Math

I wish I had more stamina when running
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but at the expense of speed. Drastically slow now.

I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but the reindeer suddenly bursts into flames when you were riding it.

I wish I could turn invisible.
AnreFM
781 posts
Joined September 2012
AnreFM
Granted but you'll never be visible anymore and your very existence will be gone

I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted but Next Month You'll get more trouble and pressure about 2 times than usual

I wish there's Snow in My Place
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but the snow will NEVER stop and will bury you alive.

I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted... But You'll lose Your free time because of Your internship

I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted But It'll "Request Complete Disconnection And Commence Countdown To Self-Destruct In 5... 4...

I wish jobs grow on job trees
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but they grow on massive trees and can never be picked.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
MarioBound
74 posts
Joined February 2013
MarioBound
Granted. You're now playing with power. Nintendo Power!!!!
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted... But He's A Man

I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but you'll be haunted by illusions of magic shots for the rest of your life

I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
Granted but you'll get drunk when you sleep

I wish I have a phone
mistysky
17 posts
Joined August 2013
mistysky
Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I would never feel tired.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but the effect of exhaustion on your body still happens. Meaning you can still die from this its just you can't feel it.

I wish I had better internet connection.
Rio-
3,355 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted... But It's more expensive than Yours before

I wish I can met My old friends
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
granted but they're new as f*ck

i wish i have a paper
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted. But paper-chan is tsun tsun desu and it won't let you smother your filthy ink all over it.

I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but your tolerance for eating anything else will be 0

I wish for some really well cooked steak.
JokerFate
208 posts
Joined July 2013
JokerFate
granted, but you will only eat that steak for the rest of your life

I wish I can get a life
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, 1-Up, there you go. Grand total value of $0.49.

I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
granted but only once

i wish i have wires
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