Granted but your physical abilities are severely weakened. Don't even have the strength to open your eyes among other things.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
I wish I had a really awesome electric guitar.
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Granted but it electrocutes you when you hit the wrong cord.
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
I wish i didnt have insomnia *Sob*
Granted... but You'll sleep in days time too
I wish I had money
I wish I had money
Granted. But that money was stolen from a bank.
I wish I had a PS4.
I wish I had a PS4.
Granted but whenever you try to turn it on, you'll miss the power button by 1mm.
I wish I did something productive today.
I wish I did something productive today.
granted but after 3 works, it's only 50% productive
i wish i have Speedball
i wish i have Speedball
granted but its too fast
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
I wish i was actually good at osu, pft
Granted but you lack the equipment to utilize them skills.
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
I wish I wasn't so bad at math
Granted But You'll be bad at any subject except Math
I wish I had more stamina when running
I wish I had more stamina when running
Granted but at the expense of speed. Drastically slow now.
I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
I wish I can ride a flying reindeer
Granted but the reindeer suddenly bursts into flames when you were riding it.
I wish I could turn invisible.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted but you'll never be visible anymore and your very existence will be gone
I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
I wish there will be no more trouble and pressure for this month
Granted but Next Month You'll get more trouble and pressure about 2 times than usual
I wish there's Snow in My Place
I wish there's Snow in My Place
Granted but the snow will NEVER stop and will bury you alive.
I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
I wish I can get the required hours of my internship sooner.
Granted... But You'll lose Your free time because of Your internship
I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
I wish My Internet doesn't "Request Timed Out" anymore
Granted But It'll "Request Complete Disconnection And Commence Countdown To Self-Destruct In 5... 4...
I wish jobs grow on job trees
I wish jobs grow on job trees
Granted but they grow on massive trees and can never be picked.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Granted. You're now playing with power. Nintendo Power!!!!
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
I wish I had someone to feed me dinner.
Granted... But He's A Man
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
I wish I can play Touhou in Lunatic Mode easily
Granted but you'll be haunted by illusions of magic shots for the rest of your life
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
I wish I could never get drunk no matter how much I drink.
Granted but you'll get drunk when you sleep
I wish I have a phone
I wish I have a phone
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I would never feel tired.
I wish I would never feel tired.
Granted but the effect of exhaustion on your body still happens. Meaning you can still die from this its just you can't feel it.
I wish I had better internet connection.
I wish I had better internet connection.
Granted... But It's more expensive than Yours before
I wish I can met My old friends
I wish I can met My old friends
granted but they're new as f*ck
i wish i have a paper
i wish i have a paper
Granted. But paper-chan is tsun tsun desu and it won't let you smother your filthy ink all over it.
I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
I wish I have higher tolerance for spicy food
Granted but your tolerance for eating anything else will be 0
I wish for some really well cooked steak.
I wish for some really well cooked steak.
granted, but you will only eat that steak for the rest of your life
I wish I can get a life
I wish I can get a life
Granted, 1-Up, there you go. Grand total value of $0.49.
I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
I wish I was better at studying. ._.
...Actually, no.
I wish having your birthday on the same day as an exam grants you a free pass from writing the exam.
granted but only once
i wish i have wires
i wish i have wires
Granted but they'll proceed to coil around you tentacle-rape style.
I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
I wish movies in the cinema don't start with commercials and trailers
Granted, the commercials and trailers will be moved somewhere in the middle of the movie you're watching
I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
I wish there will be more than 12 months in a year
Granted but the hours in a day decreased
I wish I could eat something fancy
I wish I could eat something fancy
Granted it's so fancy that it judges your social status and you won't enjoy your meal.
I wish I had a million dollars
I wish I had a million dollars
Granted, but most of it goes to charity.
I wish I knew what you were thinking.
I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Granted but You'll hear any dirty thought or something bad from them too
I wish I can slept longer (Insomnia btw)
I wish I can slept longer (Insomnia btw)
Granted. You'ii never wake up again...... ever.
I wish I can see through clothing at will.
I wish I can see through clothing at will.
Granted, but you'll also see right through skin. Enjoy the full view of innards. If that's your thing..
I wish the fireworks display this new year will last for an hour
I wish the fireworks display this new year will last for an hour
Granted... But there's A Huge Accident after the fireworks ended (Plot twist ftw!)
I wish I can have A Free Pen-Tablet
I wish I can have A Free Pen-Tablet
Granted But It's A Prototype Build And There Isn't A Driver Available To Install, Rendering It Useless. It Is Now An Overly Huge Make-Do Coaster.
I wish my neighbour would realize sooner that he's horrid at playing the piano and stops practising it hours on end on one damn song.
I wish my neighbour would realize sooner that he's horrid at playing the piano and stops practising it hours on end on one damn song.