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Create an insult that doesn’t use cuss words

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Before you ask, yes I did take this idea from jackfilms lmao

I’m bored again so imma create a new game. Rule is simple: write something to insult other people without using swear words like fuck or bitch.

Quick reminder: this is for fun only, so try not to insult other people in the forum too

Ok have fun, imma start first

You are more useless than an usb pet rock
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
You're so incredibly dense that not even a gravitational singularity could match the degree of which would describe your lack of intellectual and practical potential in your vapid existence.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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935 posts
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your mom is so fat that she is almost as fast as my mom
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
GSG95
You're so stank, not even Thor wants to do you.
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Cahyono29
57 posts
Joined January 2017
Cahyono29
your osu gameplay is so bad that even my blind grandma can play better than you
(man this is hard T_T)
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
You worth less than the air you breath.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
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Topic Starter
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Have you ever considered that your parents divorced because of you?
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Your mommy doesn't like you.
Nate Bait
147 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
time for some rare insults...ehem...

You absolute rotten egg.

I hope you step on a rusty nail.

You're more dense than a black hole.
Vuelo Eluko
5,484 posts
Joined October 2013
Vuelo Eluko
to to hecc ginger
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Nate Bait wrote:

time for some rare insults...ehem...

Nate Bait wrote:

You're more dense than a black hole.

Achromalia wrote:

You're so incredibly dense that not even a gravitational singularity could match the degree of which would describe your lack of intellectual and practical potential in your vapid existence.
...you stole mine. not only that, you left it like that. at least i expanded on it with verbosity and some venom to take home.

that considered,

A plagiarizing leech such as the filth I've referred to is of such little importance, that it could only manage to siphon whatever attention and stolen wit it can and amount to nothing more and nothing other than a mild nuisance, so that it, along with it's vacuous and futile efforts, might as well have died and decomposed.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
GSG95
I bet you kiss girls.
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

GSG95 wrote:

I bet you kiss girls.
damn. ouch.

- - -

There's no reason why anyone should bother addressing your unbecoming existence.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
You're worth less than the air you breathe! In other words, your existence is almost the same as garbage. No, less than garbage! Get of my sight!
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

You're worth less than the air you breathe! In other words, your existence is almost the same as garbage. No, less than garbage! Get of my sight!
...you said part of that before.

but eh.

i'm looking for spicier insults than that.

- - -

Your head is stuck so far up your rectum that not even a 200mL enema could wash off the charcoal fodder you've got for a brain.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
The hell? Don't put on airs you filthy pig! Just get trampled by pedestrians on the street, like chewed gum! Jackass!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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935 posts
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Topic Starter
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Got these while watching jacksfilms and I thought it is pretty hilarious so imma put some here

- Is your family a straight line?
- You are more ignored than the term and condition
- You have something on your chin. No, not that one, the third one down

Anyway, back to the game

OT: Your parents should have stopped at their first kid
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Sorry, but I don't talk to elves with no eyebrows and TVs for stomaches.
Achromalia
342 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Consider yourself lucky, you're the only kind of person who could be at a rarer extreme than 99.99999% of people in the IQ scale-- at the bottom, that is.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Wait, I thought you said this was Undertale.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t like you
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
you are not normal
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You are really special, just like other people
Plini
74 posts
Joined March 2010
Plini
your very being is out of the question
Nate Bait
147 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait

Achromalia wrote:

...you stole mine. not only that, you left it like that. at least i expanded on it with verbosity and some venom to take home.

that considered,

A plagiarizing leech such as the filth I've referred to is of such little importance, that it could only manage to siphon whatever attention and stolen wit it can and amount to nothing more and nothing other than a mild nuisance, so that it, along with it's vacuous and futile efforts, might as well have died and decomposed.


oh crud, i accidentally did
i'm so sorry, i deserve that

I should go step on a nail now
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Sorry but I can't talk to someone dumber than a 5 year old.
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
stepping stone
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dingleberry twat
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
uncultured
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
GSG95
I bet you love your friends and family.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
GSG95
I bet you love your friends and family.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God loves every single one of his creation

... and then there is you
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samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
I'd say piss off god, Imma go see your brother Satan down there cause he isn't a scumbag like you.
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
ur a deranker arent u
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
you're even weaker than goblins.
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola
i never knew that there was a level lower than a no-brainer until i met you!
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Get gassed by Hitler.


pls don't kill me.
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Jeans
5 posts
Joined December 2019
Jeans
i hope your heart rate goes bi bi biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Cutting board
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Your brain has less memory than 100 floppy disks combined.
Jeans
5 posts
Joined December 2019
Jeans
you have such a smooth brain
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your existence is like mario party 9 - people expected better from you
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Your existence is like mario party 9 - people expected better from you


Unpopular opinion: I liked MP9 (the car was shit tho).

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A rafflesia smells better than you.
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
You're the reason why God destroy our world in the first place.
JustABeginner
1,216 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
So, it's just an insult huh please don't be mad everyone!!... I shouldn't be here but...

My insults to you. Enjoy!
Your furry cringe has changed me from a normal human to a disgusting weird anthropomorphic emotional animal!

Have a laugh! I don't usually insults much but it is best to revive this game.
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
You sure do like to disturb the peace of old thread do you? I hope one of them will send you to hell!!!
JustABeginner
1,216 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
I'm sorry. Your insult is invalid to me. It's old school.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
"you're adopted" works?
DragonSlayer96
418 posts
Joined July 2012
DragonSlayer96
I'm losing brain cells just by looking at you
Zelzatter Zero
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Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I hope you all will step on Lego one day.
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