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Send me the best dad jokes, the winner can be my father

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reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag
go send it !! (on March 30th i will announce the winner, 1 person only 1 jokes pls)

RANKING:

1. BluePyTheDeer
2. DJruslan4ic
3. Kobold84
4. Behrauder
5. Noreu

WINNER


THE WINNER IS..............

BluePyTheDeer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





now you can be my father



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Slowpoke1135
555 posts
Joined February 2024
Slowpoke1135
i like my coffee as much as i like jokes about liking my coffee☕️

i dont😂😂😂
Wimpy Cursed
1,328 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed
veto
[ Rynn ]
216 posts
Joined November 2020
[ Rynn ]
Patatitta
1,299 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta
un hombre entra en un bar de pinchos y au, au, au, au, duele, au, au, au
Behrauder
95 posts
Joined June 2021
Behrauder
Why wasn't the OT! user noticed? Because [/notice] were forgotten. 🤣🤣
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
a
BluePyTheDeer_
107 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
Why did the TV turn off? It's "spark" went out.
CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.



Thank you I'm here all week
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mizu_chuu
7 posts
Joined October 2023
mizu_chuu
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Now, why did the porcupine cross the road?
To meet its flatmate.
reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag
updated !!
BluePyTheDeer_
107 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

Why did the TV turn off? It's "spark" went out.
how the hell am I winning?
CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

Why did the TV turn off? It's "spark" went out.
how the hell am I winning?
That was not bad. GG
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reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag

CLICKMACHINE wrote:

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

Why did the TV turn off? It's "spark" went out.
how the hell am I winning?
That was not bad. GG
gg
BluePyTheDeer_
107 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
ok, imma head out. *leaves*
Kobold84
Global Moderator
1,317 posts
Joined September 2013
Kobold84
What do you call a monk that sells potato chips?
Chipmunk.
Behrauder
95 posts
Joined June 2021
Behrauder
This is the second one, so it doesn't count... But I'll send it anyway.

Who's the ruler of the vegetable garden? Patatitta! ( ・∇・)
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keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
so a guy ran into a bar


he needed a pack of ice after.
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid

keremaru wrote:

so a guy ran into a bar


he needed a pack of ice after.
shit that's a good one
CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids?


There are pictures where the money used to be.
Noreu
75 posts
Joined February 2021
Noreu
What happens when Santa shakes his hip?




jingle balls.
BluePyTheDeer_
107 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
I won ._.
Ymir
1,809 posts
Joined June 2020
Ymir
Rigged, ClickMachine should have won
reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

I won ._.
not too fast :-D
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reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag

Ymir wrote:

Rigged, ClickMachine should have won
but can he be my father figure :-(
Noreu
75 posts
Joined February 2021
Noreu
trigger warning: +18




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CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE

reffty_gag wrote:

Ymir wrote:

Rigged, ClickMachine should have won
but can he be my father figure :-(
Homer was my father so I think I'm qualified for it
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
What did people use to pave the roads in prehistoric times? Of course, the answer is not concrete.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
A comedian known for dark humor decided to deliver his best dad joke. Many people laughed before they died inside.
reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag
TODAY IM ANNOUNCING THE WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!
MAKE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT !!!!!!!!!
BluePyTheDeer_
107 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
ok, I'mma head out.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
I'm not even rated ;(
mizu_chuu
7 posts
Joined October 2023
mizu_chuu

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mizu_chuu
7 posts
Joined October 2023
mizu_chuu

abraker wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mightve gone a bit too far idk

woopsies
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mightve gone a bit too far idk

woopsies
not far enough if you ask me
CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mightve gone a bit too far idk

woopsies
not far enough if you ask me


Another one
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Jun Maeda
248 posts
Joined July 2016
Jun Maeda
everyone in fact doesn't know about dad jokes, they just Google it to be funny xD!!!
Noreu
75 posts
Joined February 2021
Noreu
i will fucking explode abraker and im gonna enjoy it
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

CLICKMACHINE wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mightve gone a bit too far idk

woopsies
not far enough if you ask me


Another one
Ok I think we are done. Let's celebrate by sharing this pie I found

synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid

abraker wrote:

CLICKMACHINE wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

abraker wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm not even rated ;(
we live in pain together, chap
Why did abraker and mizu_cuu never get rated for their dad jokes?
We got so father ahead of everyone reffty_gag couldn't see the punchline
maybe bcs the language barrier or im not relate to this or i dont understand or my humor taste just bad
omg a language barrier is terrible for dad jokes
you are the worst judge for this

PEOPLE GET YOUR PITCHFORKS

mightve gone a bit too far idk

woopsies
not far enough if you ask me


Another one
Ok I think we are done. Let's celebrate by sharing this pie I found

i'm sure this pie is perfectly normal and won't contain anythi-

Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,815 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Do we explode the thread now? :3

Rezq Gokou
1,402 posts
Joined April 2022
Rezq Gokou
Congratulation, for being father and not being fatherless
Noreu
75 posts
Joined February 2021
Noreu

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Congratulation, for being father and not being fatherless
holy shi1!??_!?!P'??!' its FUCKING TETO??!q?!??!'?=!'?=?!'==?!'=?
CLICKMACHINE
140 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Congratulation, for being father and not being fatherless
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Rezq Gokou
1,402 posts
Joined April 2022
Rezq Gokou

Noreu wrote:

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Congratulation, for being father and not being fatherless
holy shi1!??_!?!P'??!' its FUCKING TETO??!q?!??!'?=!'?=?!'==?!'=?
We Teto
reffty_gag
365 posts
Joined July 2023
Topic Starter
reffty_gag

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Noreu wrote:

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Congratulation, for being father and not being fatherless
holy shi1!??_!?!P'??!' its FUCKING TETO??!q?!??!'?=!'?=?!'==?!'=?
We Teto
we teto we happy
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