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Wimpy Cursed
Hope Canadians are enjoying the snow like I am today

mizu_chuu

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Hope Canadians are enjoying the snow like I am today

can i eat the snow
reffty_gag

mizu_chuu wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Hope Canadians are enjoying the snow like I am today

can i eat the snow
can i eat the trees
mizu_chuu

reffty_gag wrote:

mizu_chuu wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Hope Canadians are enjoying the snow like I am today

can i eat the snow
can i eat the trees
can i eat the plate
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
how about you eat your own hand, you psychos
mizu_chuu
aw
ColdTooth
this thread is pretty terrible ngl
Corne2Plum3

ColdTooth wrote:

this thread is pretty terrible ngl
agree
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

this thread is pretty terrible ngl
agree
it was all for you
z0z
cornedawg
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Good morning to the cornedog lovers

burgernfat
tastes like shit
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
deep fried
Corne2Plum3
Still cooking?
Winnyace
bro why not lock the thread?
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Still cooking?
Still cooking some cornedogs, yes

Winnyace wrote:

bro why not lock the thread?
w thread
Polyspora

Winnyace wrote:

bro why not lock the thread?
???????
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
he doesn't like some cornedogs
JustABeginner

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Good morning to the cornedog lovers

May I have a Cornedog?
reffty_gag

Winnyace wrote:

bro why not lock the thread?
cuz its a banger thread
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

JustABeginner wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Good morning to the cornedog lovers

May I have a Cornedog?
Good morning.

Of course you can.
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Enjoy chocolate covered cornedogs. They're very small so you don't get diabetes !



I unironically started typing "cornedogs" into my search engine.
z0z

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Enjoy chocolate covered cornedogs. They're very small so you don't get diabetes !



I unironically started typing "cornedogs" into my search engine.
i suppose chocolate and cheese is one of the combinations of all time
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
there's no cheese. Pure meat and chocolate, yum

sounds fucking awful
B0ii

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

sounds fucking awful
well no shit because what on god's green earth is that abomination
Corne2Plum3
69th post
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

B0ii wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

sounds fucking awful
well no shit because what on god's green earth is that abomination
it's a cornedog
Winnyace

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

69th post
seggs uwu
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Good morning. By popular request, we have MORE cornedogs.



This time, it's air fried. Enjoy

burgernfat
still taste like shit
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Had some lovely cornedog muffins for dessert after dinner. So yummy!

Ashton
Does he taste sweet or salty?
Doom Mood
are there organs inside
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

Ashton wrote:

Does he taste sweet or salty?
very very salty

Doom Mood wrote:

are there organs inside
fuck around and find out

Woke up and got... Honey cornedogs. Yeah. Wow. Amazing.

reffty_gag
cornydog (srry)
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Today.. I ran out of cornedogs. I'm so sorry for this inconvenience.

Expecting a delivery tomorrow.
BluePyTheDeer_
Gimme my Cornedog rn
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
You have to calm down, sir.
We will restock in the morning.
Ashton
GIVE ME MY MOTHER. FUCKING. CORNE. DOG.
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

Ashton wrote:

GIVE ME MY MOTHER. FUCKING. CORNE. DOG.
You'll have to wait until 14:00 UTC, sir.

Our delivery driver has got himself into a coma after sniffing spoiled cornedogs. A delay is prone as we wait for another worker to take his spot.

Furthermore, the truck was driven into the ocean. All cornedogs are safe, but aren't warranted safety from the pressure of the ocean. Please be patient as we resolve these issues.

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emajakolic
wtf I love this thread lmfao
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
Damn I forgot about today.

uh.. So a delay happened.
Ashton
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

WIMPY CURSED MONOPOLY ON CORNE DOGS WILL BE ACCEPTED NO LONGER!!!!


CORNE DOG LOVERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
You're scaring your grandkids. We'll get this sorted out, and again, I apologize for the huge delay in production.
We have lives to take care of, and soggy cornedogs to dry up.

As it stands, we are waiting for another truck to arrive.


Footage of our workers retrieving the cornedogs.


The truck also has identity syndrome, so please do bare the changes of the truck.
Winnyace

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

You're scaring your grandkids. We'll get this sorted out, and again, I apologize for the huge delay in production.
We have lives to take care of, and soggy cornedogs to dry up.

As it stands, we are waiting for another truck to arrive.


Footage of our workers retrieving the cornedogs.


The truck also has identity syndrome, so please do bare the changes of the truck.
Jesus fucking Christ, I hope the driver from that truck is fine.
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed

Winnyace wrote:

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

You're scaring your grandkids. We'll get this sorted out, and again, I apologize for the huge delay in production.
We have lives to take care of, and soggy cornedogs to dry up.

As it stands, we are waiting for another truck to arrive.


Footage of our workers retrieving the cornedogs.


The truck also has identity syndrome, so please do bare the changes of the truck.
Jesus fucking Christ, I hope the driver from that truck is fine.
he's in a coma.

But good news, cornetizens !
Cornedogs are back in stock across the globe with a singular truck.
We already have YouTube celebrities excited for this return.

One video title that highlights our return is, "Cornedogs Are Back in Stock?!"


In this exciting, worthwhile watch of a video, it captures every event that has happened so far. Most of the information came from our official website and Twitter.

Enjoy your cornedogs at your local supermarket today!
abraker
How about french vanilla flavored cornedogs?
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
... YEAH! I bet that would so delicious for the consumer base. That would go so well for our brand!

sounds so god damn bad, why are you like this
z0z

abraker wrote:

How about french vanilla flavored cornedogs?
is french vanilla and corn ice cream a thing?
abraker
Topic Starter
Wimpy Cursed
what in the monstrosity am I looking at
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