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burgernfat
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*meaning their relationship lasted at least 12 hours
**said customers may or may not be affiliated with the company

***it is not guaranteed that "the one that is right for you" really exists in a 3d space
z0z
Name: :3
Sex (M/F): :3
Looking for (M/F/Any): :3
List some of your hobbies (min. 1): :3
What would you say is the best thing about you: :3
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: :3
Wimpy Cursed
Sorry, women are scared of me
Offdensen
i have a husband and im about to get married what is going on here
Wimpy Cursed
OT member gets married real!

That's awesome though
abraker
oooo looks promising!!!

Name: burgernfat
Sex (M/F): Neither
Looking for (M/F/Any): M
List some of your hobbies (min. 1): Making silly threads
What would you say is the best thing about you: Making silly threads
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: headless body
Aireunaeus
Damn that’s the most depressing thread ever 😭
EnigmaticG
This will be amusing to watch! *gets popcorn*
Offdensen

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

OT member gets married real!

That's awesome though
yeah!!!! and i got him into osu!!!
Winnyace
name: winny
sex: yes please
looking for: sex
list some of your hobbies: sex, sex games
what would you say is the best thing about you: I can repair computers
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: I would rather see two trucks having sex
Karmine

Winnyace wrote:

name: winny
sex: yes please
looking for: sex
list some of your hobbies: sex, sex games
what would you say is the best thing about you: I can repair computers
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: I would rather see two trucks having sex
This is very honest.
Corne2Plum3

Winnyace wrote:

name: winny
sex: yes please
looking for: sex
list some of your hobbies: sex, sex games
what would you say is the best thing about you: I can repair computers
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: I would rather see two trucks having sex
bonk
[ Rynn ]
Name: yipeee
Sex (M/F): F
Looking for (M/F/Any): M (im straight guys!!)
List some of your hobbies (min. 1): being silly!! :3
What would you say is the best thing about you: i can draw you (real)!!
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: disembodied head:3



Winnyace wrote:

name: winny
sex: yes please
looking for: sex
list some of your hobbies: sex, sex games
what would you say is the best thing about you: I can repair computers
If you were to look behind you right now, would you rather see a disembodied head or a headless body: I would rather see two trucks having sex
two trucks is so real
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