i just fucking wish i could have a cute japanese jk as my gf but i cant even get any female attention. does anyone have a way for me to cope. serious answers only please.
smarteeriepump wrote:
im not giving an answer
you can suffer (ur weird so i dont really wanna help u out)
bombastic side eye-Remi wrote:
best option, and this work 100% of the time, is to go up to a girl and say
"where my hug at"
She'll slap the shit out of you if you ask her this question before she even told you "hello" LMAO-Remi wrote:
best option, and this work 100% of the time, is to go up to a girl and say
"where my hug at"
Ohh so then you can press charges for assault and you win! That's pretty genius.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
She'll slap the shit out of you if you ask her this question before she even told you "hello" LMAO-Remi wrote:
best option, and this work 100% of the time, is to go up to a girl and say
"where my hug at"
Sad to think he'll probably never consider thisStomiks wrote:
Therapy
That's... you're right that's pretty genius xddStomiks wrote:
Ohh so then you can press charges for assault and you win! That's pretty genius.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
She'll slap the shit out of you if you ask her this question before she even told you "hello" LMAO-Remi wrote:
best option, and this work 100% of the time, is to go up to a girl and say
"where my hug at"
thisANGELF708 wrote:
Be a femboy. To get the female, you must become the female. This is me being deadass. Worse case scenario you get a cute boyfriend.
I just wish when he grows up he'll regret everything he did in his teenage years. Maybe therapy isn't too late when he realizes all the awful shit he said and done.Karmine wrote:
Sad to think he'll probably never consider thisStomiks wrote:
Therapy
Stomiks wrote:
Therapy
yoony1 wrote:
Stomiks wrote:
Therapy
Hmmm not sure if it will works because you need to be really trust to be an english teacher in japan.Arctos Sagittario wrote:
go to japan, teach english there. all you need to do is be a legally responsible citizen.
really, that’s it. you’ll have the girlfriend you wish for just because of who you are
You don't have to worry about learning JP. There are plenty of foreign english teachers there who can't speak itI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Hmmm not sure if it will works because you need to be really trust to be an english teacher in japan.Arctos Sagittario wrote:
go to japan, teach english there. all you need to do is be a legally responsible citizen.
really, that’s it. you’ll have the girlfriend you wish for just because of who you are
Having knowledge of the japanese language is a thing, but being a citizen who has lived in the country for a very long time is as important.
Ohh alright thank you for confirmingStomiks wrote:
You don't have to worry about learning JP. There are plenty of foreign english teachers there who can't speak itI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Hmmm not sure if it will works because you need to be really trust to be an english teacher in japan.Arctos Sagittario wrote:
go to japan, teach english there. all you need to do is be a legally responsible citizen.
really, that’s it. you’ll have the girlfriend you wish for just because of who you are
Having knowledge of the japanese language is a thing, but being a citizen who has lived in the country for a very long time is as important.
i hope thats the caseArctos Sagittario wrote:
I’m saying this from not too personal experience in my country but japan may not bee too different so consider this a possible tip:
go to japan, teach english there. all you need to do is be a legally responsible citizen.
really, that’s it. you’ll have the girlfriend you wish for just because of who you are
>muh get therapyzazybang wrote:
I believe you really only have two options: either get a gf, or learn to not place so much self-worth in your ability to attract "female attention". Regardless of the path you choose, you should really note that there are professionals willing to assist you in achieving your goals. Considering we are a communal species - where each cog in society depends on its surrounding cogs to function - it is both fine and completely normal to seek assistance from a certified professional for help. You need to remain hopeful and positive about the future. Dark times in life are both periodic and temporary, they will reoccur at undetermined intervals. But just like entering a subway, as long as you continue moving forward, you will eventually find the exit.
> user gives genuine good adviceloserotaku wrote:
>muh get therapyzazybang wrote:
I believe you really only have two options: either get a gf, or learn to not place so much self-worth in your ability to attract "female attention". Regardless of the path you choose, you should really note that there are professionals willing to assist you in achieving your goals. Considering we are a communal species - where each cog in society depends on its surrounding cogs to function - it is both fine and completely normal to seek assistance from a certified professional for help. You need to remain hopeful and positive about the future. Dark times in life are both periodic and temporary, they will reoccur at undetermined intervals. But just like entering a subway, as long as you continue moving forward, you will eventually find the exit.
fuck off
Christ man you need to recognize you have problems. Being hostile towards the only people who give you actual advice is the reason you have a bad reputation here.loserotaku wrote:
>muh get therapyzazybang wrote:
I believe you really only have two options: either get a gf, or learn to not place so much self-worth in your ability to attract "female attention". Regardless of the path you choose, you should really note that there are professionals willing to assist you in achieving your goals. Considering we are a communal species - where each cog in society depends on its surrounding cogs to function - it is both fine and completely normal to seek assistance from a certified professional for help. You need to remain hopeful and positive about the future. Dark times in life are both periodic and temporary, they will reoccur at undetermined intervals. But just like entering a subway, as long as you continue moving forward, you will eventually find the exit.
fuck off
the thing is, he doesn't want actual advice. he just wants his cynicism to be unquestioningly coddled. it's only once reality finally catches up to him that he'll consider he needs help, and that's assuming he connects the dots in the first placeStomiks wrote:
Christ man you need to recognize you have problems. Being hostile towards the only people who give you actual advice is the reason you have a bad reputation here.loserotaku wrote:
>muh get therapyzazybang wrote:
I believe you really only have two options: either get a gf, or learn to not place so much self-worth in your ability to attract "female attention". Regardless of the path you choose, you should really note that there are professionals willing to assist you in achieving your goals. Considering we are a communal species - where each cog in society depends on its surrounding cogs to function - it is both fine and completely normal to seek assistance from a certified professional for help. You need to remain hopeful and positive about the future. Dark times in life are both periodic and temporary, they will reoccur at undetermined intervals. But just like entering a subway, as long as you continue moving forward, you will eventually find the exit.
fuck off
sureeeriepump wrote:
ill tell corne